Wall of fame / shame. Shit posts so bad that they are actually funny

[-CryptoViking-]

This one is not quite a shitpost, but it is not far from it  

Hello this is the alt account of Alvinmtp (https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?action=profile;u=891025)

I was permanent banned on June 18,2018 due to pilgarism.
And i too accepted my mistake.

Since there is a new change in the account banning system and giving signature bans and temporary bans to pilgarism users, so therefore i ask the mods to reduce my ban period.

I have already faced two years of ban for my Fault and now i should deserve a second chance.

Please have a check about it @Theymos.

It made me really laugh hahahha,  first, I thought he wrote Pillager - ism , thanks to my occasional dyslexia That image killed me   Reminded me of good old times when I was playing Lotr TCG:



Then I saw that it was Pilgarism, which made me laugh even more, thinking how is he capable of plagiarism with that spelling  

[hilariousandco]

I use magic to predict fixed games

For details in email: tatbiq987654321@gmail.com

Probably has the same success rate as all the other fraudsters claiming they have info on fixed games.

[UserU]

This one is not quite a shitpost, but it is not far from it  

Hello this is the alt account of Alvinmtp (https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?action=profile;u=891025)

I was permanent banned on June 18,2018 due to pilgarism.
And i too accepted my mistake.

Since there is a new change in the account banning system and giving signature bans and temporary bans to pilgarism users, so therefore i ask the mods to reduce my ban period.

I have already faced two years of ban for my Fault and now i should deserve a second chance.

Please have a check about it @Theymos.

It made me really laugh hahahha,  first, I thought he wrote Pillager - ism , thanks to my occasional dyslexia That image killed me  Reminded me of good old times when I was playing Lotr TCG:



Then I saw that it was Pilgarism, which made me laugh even more, thinking how is he capable of plagiarism with that spelling  

For some reason, it looked like pilgrimage

[btcltcdigger]

losses certainly exist in the world of investing especially in the form of a crypto world can go down in any time if we remain confident with the prospect of coin it despite having suffered a huge loss keep on hold until progress progress or owner can create big news surely coin it will rise by itself

There really should be some validation introduced into the forum, where it doesn't allow you to submit without any punctuaction.
This made my eyes bleed a little.

[suchmoon]

There really should be some validation introduced into the forum, where it doesn't allow you to submit without any punctuaction.
This made my eyes bleed a little.

I can assure you that adding punctuation won't help when you have a whole essay in one sentence (yep, there is even a summary at the end):

I think the L-shaped is much more realistic recovery in general because U-shape compared to L-shape it is more faster recovery but let's be honest even 1st world countries are having hard time handling the virus and to add why L-shape is the more possible outcome of recovery is because we can't know if all citizens will follow what the government directs us to do, so it is a process of making people follow the rules given by the government to lessen the transmission and achieve the fastest recovery as possible, the countries that already won against the virus have organized and well disciplined citizens that is why they already won and achieve the U shape or even the V shape recovery so to sum it up we need a organized government and organized citizen to achieve it, it is all about doing their parts, it is the key to defeating the virus.

[HCP]

What's very odd with that one is that they even threw a couple of commas in, in some sort of half-hearted attempt at punctuation... so, it would appear that at least one of the punctuation keys on their keyboard works at least

[suchmoon]

What's very odd with that one is that they even threw a couple of commas in, in some sort of half-hearted attempt at punctuation... so, it would appear that at least one of the punctuation keys on their keyboard works at least

There's dashes, apostrophes, and even a period at the end. Shift key seems to be working too. A good example of how possession of ingredients doesn't make you a chef or even able to make a sandwich.

[-CryptoViking-]

There's dashes, apostrophes, and even a period at the end. Shift key seems to be working too. A good example of how possession of ingredients doesn't make you a chef or even able to make a sandwich.

You can't make a sandwich, but you can make one hell of a salad with all the ingredients mixed in 

[morvillz7z]

Doreen, Durin or Dorin?

I thought this was funny, someone is copy-pasting articles but obviously their text spinning service is having difficulties rephrasing names.

 

Doreen Nakamoto later vehemently denied any involvement in the creation of bitcoin.

There are many more secrets, and they are not all just about Durin, and I think we all knew that.

Just focusing on Dorin was not very satisfying; There are definitely more tips and I really hope to be able to publish them as well.

Feel free to report their account, i already have two good reports on this guy, not sure why mods insist on not banning him. Plagiarising monkey. 

[-CryptoViking-]

Doreen, Durin or Dorin?

This reminds me of Hobbit! Oin, Gloin. Dori, Nori, Ori. Bifur, Bofur, Bombur

Maybe he was just reading too much Hobbit 

[Stalker22]

Maybe he was just reading too much Hobbit 

I don't think that guy has read something other than a picture book in his entire life.

[acroman08]

Doreen, Durin or Dorin?

This reminds me of Hobbit! Oin, Gloin. Dori, Nori, Ori. Bifur, Bofur, Bombur

Maybe he was just reading too much Hobbit 

I wonder why the dude isn't banned yet with all the evidence the members have got on him. yesterday F_Societys created another thread that was clearly plagiarised and used text spinning to avoid detection from plagiarized checker.

[UserU]

I wonder why the dude isn't banned yet with all the evidence the members have got on him. yesterday F_Societys created another thread that was clearly plagiarised and used text spinning to avoid detection from plagiarized checker.

I think someone has to bring this to the mods/ admins attention via PM. If that still doesn't do anything, well... that's kinda sad.

[Stalker22]

I wonder why the dude isn't banned yet with all the evidence the members have got on him. yesterday F_Societys created another thread that was clearly plagiarised and used text spinning to avoid detection from plagiarized checker.

I think someone has to bring this to the mods/ admins attention via PM. If that still doesn't do anything, well... that's kinda sad.

Moderators probably need a little more reassurance that this is plagiarism because word spinners are used. We just need to keep reporting his posts. I am sure it will result in a positive outcome.

[acroman08]

I wonder why the dude isn't banned yet with all the evidence the members have got on him. yesterday F_Societys created another thread that was clearly plagiarised and used text spinning to avoid detection from plagiarized checker.

I think someone has to bring this to the mods/ admins attention via PM. If that still doesn't do anything, well... that's kinda sad.

I think the mods already knows about it since lovesmayfamilis created a thread about it Paraphrased articles, without providing links to originals.. and just like what morvillz7z said he already has two good report after reporting F_Societys posts.

[friends1980]

Don't tell me even this thread is about the same shitposter you gotta give it to the guy, he's a BTCtalk legend already!

Also, he changes, removes and edits his posts all the time. Sooner or later, the mods will ban him (I suppose so?), so allow me to immortalize this post:

Hello.
I do not know what to say I do not know I have to beg or make myself small!
I made many mistakes and I accept. I may not deserve to be on this site but I have only one desperate request from you.
Give me another chance and you will see what I will do. Tears welled up in my eyes when you told me not to delete the negative points.
I committed plagiarism. I created 2 accounts. I did not respect the rules and ...
But man is fallible. And I want to give a young man a chance to prove himself.
I beg of you and I desperately ask for forgiveness.
In case of further violation, close my account without notice, but only give me this opportunity.

I hope you answer me and know that I realized my mistake.
good luck

I believe in Karma, so I'll probably go to hell for so much Schadenfreude, but damn did I laugh my ass off. Still am actually. Whilst trying to put my ass back on.

[suchmoon]

Reported some garbage just now... quite shitposty:

https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?action=profile;u=2841215;sa=showPosts


Edited 2020-11-30 to fix a broken image

[icopress]

I can assure you that adding punctuation won't help when you have a whole essay in one sentence (yep, there is even a summary at the end):

I think the L-shaped is much more realistic recovery in general because U-shape compared to L-shape it is more faster recovery but let's be honest even 1st world countries are having hard time handling the virus and to add why L-shape is the more possible outcome of recovery is because we can't know if all citizens will follow what the government directs us to do, so it is a process of making people follow the rules given by the government to lessen the transmission and achieve the fastest recovery as possible, the countries that already won against the virus have organized and well disciplined citizens that is why they already won and achieve the U shape or even the V shape recovery so to sum it up we need a organized government and organized citizen to achieve it, it is all about doing their parts, it is the key to defeating the virus.

I got dumber just by reading this....

[friends1980]

(...) Some go as far as chatting up the high ranking members asking for merits, this tends to upset most users making them take drastic measures by reporting to the Bitcointalk authorities, leading to abrupt moratorium, either  temporarily or permanently. (...)

Learn Latin for free on BTCTalk:

moratorium, -a, n : ban

[HCP]

That seems like it could be an automated translation choosing the "wrong" word... moratorium, while a fairly common word, is not being used in the correct context here. A moratorium is more like an agreement to halt doing something for a specified time (ie. a moratorium on oil drilling, a moratorium on whale hunting etc), as opposed to preventing someone from entering a place or accessing a system.

It's instances like this, that lead to me investigating if the user is using "text spin"... but then I see their post history is just 10 pages of altcoin campaign posts, most linked to a now "moratoriumed" medium account :


One can only imagine what policy they violated to get their account investigated/banned on Medium