Wall of fame / shame. Shit posts so bad that they are actually funny

[libert19]

^ If I'm being optimist, he likely meant that when it's green market and you make easy money, you underestimate it.

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[acroman08]

a wild satoshi nakomoto appeared!!! > use post on wall of fame/shame

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it is always fun to see a Satoshi Nakamoto wannabe appears here in the forum with their stories from time to time. it always intrigues me what makes them think that people will believe them with the story they tell and say that they are Satoshi Nakamoto.

[BlackHatCoiner]

it is always fun to see a Satoshi Nakamoto wannabe appears here in the forum with their stories from time to time. it always intrigues me what makes them think that people will believe them with the story they tell and say that they are Satoshi Nakamoto.

Everybody gangsta until someone comes with a signed message. 

[acroman08]

it is always fun to see a Satoshi Nakamoto wannabe appears here in the forum with their stories from time to time. it always intrigues me what makes them think that people will believe them with the story they tell and say that they are Satoshi Nakamoto.

Everybody gangsta until someone comes with a signed message. 

until that happens it'll always be funny to see someone claim to be Satoshi Nakamoto with their long story on how they can't sign a message or how they were controlled by someone and tampered with their memory and lost the ability to think for themselves.

[lovesmayfamilis]

There are a lot of interesting technology and ideas in the cryptocurrency space. But there is far too little attention being paid to the downsides. Crypto needs regulation to be safe to not lead to the next financial crisis. Maybe it experiences a lot of downfalls but still it will never be the reason that it end in financial crisis because as long as it gives even small profit, it helps a lot. Cryptocurrency experience great recession on the year 2008 and I hope it will never happen again.

It turns out before its appearance, the entire cryptocurrency has undergone a "great recession on the year 2008"

[o_e_l_e_o]

It turns out before its appearance, the entire cryptocurrency has undergone a "great recession on the year 2008"

He's not technically incorrect. The cryptocurrency market has never been worth less than it was worth before it existed.

[acroman08]

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joking aside this is probably one the most stupid attempt to scam people. bu I wouldn't be surprised if someone fell for it.

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[suchmoon]

guys, "The Savior" has finally found a way to defeat the Coronavirus. for only 9999 USD you can finally help defeat the virus and end its almost two years of havoc here on earth. what are you waiting for!? BUY NOW!!!

Also evading a ban, so a properly experienced shitposter/scammer: https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?action=profile;u=3406073

[The Sceptical Chymist]

This book will going to end the global crazy stupid COVID pandemic with brand new ideas and out-of-box thinking, knowledge, solution.
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we going to use old God’s help by decoding sacred scriptures from all major religions such as Christianity, Islam, Buddhism, Jews, etc.

Hmm....the first part of the quote above doesn't jibe at all with the second one, does it?  Relying on religion for anything isn't exactly "thinking outside the box" or any kind of new method whatsoever.  Hopefully nobody fell for that crap; I expect no one did, as it was a retarded scam attempt that even the most gullible sucker would see through.

It turns out before its appearance, the entire cryptocurrency has undergone a "great recession on the year 2008"

LOL.  I love it when you see someone completely writing things straight out of their ass in order to increase their post count.  Maybe he meant to write 2018, because that was right after the huge crash in December of 2017.  Who knows.

[gmaxwell]

see someone claim to be Satoshi Nakamoto with their long story on how they can't sign a message

They'd be a lot funnier if they actually ever had one of those, they essentially never do.  Even good ole super clown wright falls on his face in that regard, no actual justification, just deflection and grandstanding.

Really most of them just come off as schizophrenic.

FWIW, for as many of these as the forum sees-- people with a high 'bitcoin' profile see 10x more of them in private emails/etc.


... along with the people with their sob stories about how they bought bitcoin in 2003 and can't log into their wallet anymore.

[The Sceptical Chymist]

OK, I got one here.  Maybe it's not so bad that it's good or even funny, but damn is it a shitpost and a half:

Provided that bitcoin is going up Everytime i will educate my children first to have a versatile knowledge of everything first at least %50 each of general knowledge, from cryptocurrency world my children will take cryptocurrency as their first serious skill and make it professional because cryptocurrency has gone everywhere across the world and body can do without investing in cryptocurrency even government personalities invest secretly into bitcoin.

For whatever reason, the thread that post is in has attracted a lot of low-quality posters, which is too bad as it's a pretty good topic to discuss in the context of economics, i.e., where we as parents or potential parents should be steering our kids in terms of making money when they're young.  Mr. Newlifebtc above probably went well beyond whatever character quota his shitty bounty requires.  Maybe someone should tell him that he's putting too much effort into his posts.  Lol.

Runner up (from a Legendary member no less!):

thread kid like a kid, and age will following age, when the time is right, we must show how to make money properly. teaching about economic is good, but who want to tell economic to your kid?
maybe i will tell about spongebob, something funny, so my kid brain never think about bad things.

[n0nce]

Mr. Newlifebtc above probably went well beyond whatever character quota his shitty bounty requires.

On this topic: When I see a site advertised on such peoples' posts, it automatically gets a red flag for me and I remember to stay away from that website. Like, how can these kinds of people be chosen as kind of the 'face' of your company? Boggles my mind, if they even do a slight check of who they accept into the campaign.

Runner up (from a Legendary member no less!):

I just had a quick look on https://ninjastic.space/user/dimox and it seems this person just gained a single merit over 3 months, with over 100 posts in that time period. Also mostly active in altshitcoin land & local boards.

[NeuroticFish]

What casinos context got your attention this season as many gambling sites offer various contexts I will like to see a list of top mouthwatering contexts of the moment. I know of stake.com Christmas context.

... and before saying anything, please give credit to the first answer

Could you explain the context of the context your talking about in context?

I've kept a backup too in case it gets deleted. https://archive.vn/zkzs7

[Pmalek]

It's time we get some updates in this thread.
I present to you How to do English in multiple colors and stuff. Special characters - so much, quotations and punctuation marks - oh yes please.
Extraordinary!

It'll be double if you consider "Bump the Topic" <A lot of people will respond to get Merits, so that subject matter might be first> firstly then You can try "False Critiques" <If you can show it, it's far like promoting deserves for wonderful comments, that is conduct that merits poor acceptance as true with>

Therefore, you want to prove that Merit resources use Merit (indirect promoting) to get high-quality remarks.

[n0nce]

It's time we get some updates in this thread.
I present to you How to do English in multiple colors and stuff. Special characters - so much, quotations and punctuation marks - oh yes please.
Extraordinary!

It'll be double if you consider "Bump the Topic" <A lot of people will respond to get Merits, so that subject matter might be first> firstly then You can try "False Critiques" <If you can show it, it's far like promoting deserves for wonderful comments, that is conduct that merits poor acceptance as true with>

Therefore, you want to prove that Merit resources use Merit (indirect promoting) to get high-quality remarks.

That's a great one!

I just found this: Some 'Bitcoin 2.0' junk with a signature campaign; with spelling mistakes in them.

[Pmalek]

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LOL, what an embarrassment. Imagine trying to make your project sound like the next version of Bitcoin, but based on Etherium.

Etherium, brought to you by our ambassador Vitulik Butirin!
Now who would not want to be part of that journey?!

[GazetaBitcoin]

Imagine trying to make your project sound like the next version of Bitcoin, but based on Etherium.

In Romania many illiterates (but crypto experts, of course /s) pronounce "Bicoint". It's like they physically can't say "Bitcoin", as I even tried to educate some and spell for them: "Bit"-"coin". And they were saying: "Bi"-"coint". "Oh well, be it "Bicoint for you then" I told myself The problem is that it's not just a rare case. I hear so many saying "Bicoint" instead of "Bitcoin" and I really don't understand what is their difficulty in saying such a simple word.

Furthermore, an acquaintance of mine (also Romanian) is living in UK. And even that person, which has to speak English everyday, pronounces "Bicoint"

[suchmoon]

Top quality financial advice from Bitcoin forum: crypto is easier than mining and beware of blockchainchains.

As far as I know, Crypto and mining is a unity that always coexists. the two sides are interrelated, however, Crypto is easier to obtain, not the same as mining which must require large enough tools and capital, in my personal opinion

we must always be wary of blockchain chains, because endless investments can become a very open trend.  Therefore, we are more careful when placing assets or trading on the blockchain market.

[franky1]

Imagine trying to make your project sound like the next version of Bitcoin, but based on Etherium.

irony, contradictions and sarcasm is amazing in this forum. not sure if its fame worthy or shame worthy

Imagine trying to make your project sound like the next version of Bitcoin, but based on non-blockchain, and measured in a different unit

[Pmalek]

we must always be wary of blockchain chains, because endless investments can become a very open trend.  Therefore, we are more careful when placing assets or trading on the blockchain market.

Ah yes, the good old blockchain chains. A chain of blockchains, but in chains this time. They shouldn't be confused with stainless steelchain chains. Those are different.

Imagine trying to make your project sound like the next version of Bitcoin, but based on non-blockchain, and measured in a different unit

You don't miss any opportunity to throw some feces around and raising your leg to mark your territory do you?