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[suchmoon]

kids ... plutonium

This doesn't sound very safe. You must put your kids in lead-lined clothing.

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[GazetaBitcoin]

Continuing the spirit of the (long time derailed) thread, I'd like to take the opportunity to wish a warm Merry Christmas to the Merit Cycling Club, to its members and also to all the users which post here from time to time!

Also, a special thank you to Il capo di tutti capi, for keeping the world safe, thus we can all celebrate Christmas with our loved ones!

Merry Christmas y'all!!!

[Foxpup]

Ninety-third week paid.

[LoyceV]

Thanks again!

[icopress]

Ninety-third week paid.

Thanks again!

Haha, Despite the fact that this year has been challenging, LoyceV was finally able to achieve perfection.

Happy Holidays and all the best in the new year to all true fans of this thread!

[o_e_l_e_o]

Have you two finally achieved flux capacitor synchrony? I've not been waiting for this moment!


Furthermore, I would like to file a complaint. I have been cycling all year and I still do not have thighs which can crush my enemies' heads a watermelon. Please advise.

[suchmoon]

Furthermore, I would like to file a complaint. I have been cycling all year and I still do not have thighs which can crush my enemies' heads a watermelon. Please advise.

You will need to explain the situation regarding someone's head and/or watermelon being between your thighs.

[o_e_l_e_o]

You will need to explain the situation regarding someone's head and/or watermelon being between your thighs.

I plead the fifth.

[GazetaBitcoin]

"The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog".

In case anyone cares (which I doubt ), the above sentence contains all the letters of the (English) alphabet.

Other than that, as we'll be able to talk derailed subjects very serious matters in this topic only since the next year, I wish you all Happy New Year in 2021 and I hope you'll achieve everything you wish for!

[Foxpup]

You will need to explain the situation regarding someone's head and/or watermelon being between your thighs.

I'm confused too, particularly about the "enemies" part. I'm firmly of the opinion that if an enemy's head (or indeed any part of their body) is between your thighs, your self-defence strategy has already failed.

[o_e_l_e_o]

I'm firmly of the opinion that if an enemy's head (or indeed any part of their body) is between your thighs, your self-defence strategy has already failed.

Wait. Is the advice "Keep your enemies closer" not literal? Next you'll be telling me I don't need to eat an apple every day!

[Foxpup]

Wait. Is the advice "Keep your enemies closer" not literal?

Well, it's relative. Enemies should be closer than "just friends", but not as close as "friends with benefits". Only the latter category should have access to your thighs and any foodstuffs crushed therein.

[o_e_l_e_o]

Instructions unclear. Now have enemies with benefits.

[Foxpup]

Instructions unclear. Now have enemies with benefits.

Those are more commonly known as "spouses", and yes, they should be kept closer than (and ideally completely separate from) friends with benefits, if only to avoid conflict.

[suchmoon]

Instructions unclear. Now have enemies with benefits.

Those are more commonly known as "spouses", and yes, they should be kept closer than (and ideally completely separate from) friends with benefits, if only to avoid conflict.

I'm having trouble processing all this. I think the explanation of this elaborate arrangement could benefit from some pictorial illustrations.

[Csmiami]

Well, it's relative. Enemies should be closer than "just friends", but not as close as "friends with benefits". Only the latter category should have access to your thighs and any foodstuffs crushed therein.

Have you not seen the first movie from Resident Evil? There's plenty of useful things to do to an enemy with your thighs....

[o_e_l_e_o]

Guess I need to start shopping around for a 30 year old bottle. This is going to become an expensive tradition.

Send help.

[LoyceV]

Guess I need to start shopping around for a 30 year old bottle. This is going to become an expensive tradition.

Send help.

Aren't you supposed to empty the bottle before reaching $40k? And while you're at it, you should probably start looking for a 40 year old bottle already. And maybe 50 years too, with some luck (and the way Bitcoin is going) you're drunk all week

What are we all drinking to mark $20k?

Nothing fancy, just 38% ouzo.

So you're saying I should have settled for 20%?

38% seems perfect to celebrate $38k. Maybe next week?

[Foxpup]

Ninety-fourth week paid.