LoyceV's Avatar for Rent [🦊🦊🦊🦊🦊 5 YEARS 🦊🦊🦊🦊🦊 (267 weeks) rented out]

[GazetaBitcoin]

Why the hell have I not received an invitation to an orgy yet?

Oh well... maybe because of this?

I can already say that next year the Miss Bitcointalk category will be abolished

I warned you, haven't I?  

Oh nooooo! You are peevish at our Supreme Leader for winning this trophy every time? Ever thought about how you will manage her anger? Oh gawd...

Now look at you! You are grounded outside the foxhole and you look through the fence holes!

- I did my best to make our supreme leader win one of the nominations.

You did, young padawan! Yet this can not undo the terrible act you did almost three months ago! Have you said your prayers, at least? Be honest!

Please say this prayer 5 times a day and maybe -- only maybe -- you'll have a slight chance the not have part of her wrath:

The Queen of Foxes guides us. The Queen of Foxes teaches us. The Queen of Foxes protects us. In your light we thrive. In your mercy we are sheltered. In your wisdom we are humbled. We live only to serve. Our lives (+wives) are yours.

Say now if you said the prayers! Say it right now!!!

- I didn't even brush my teeth for almost a year after I got the kiss.

Maybe there is a chance for being forgiven though... Maybe buying some precious gems, for raising their price, would also help...

Damn it.. I'm incredibly angry! That's why I intend to start drinking right now!  

That is a wise decision.

Never browse this forum sober because this happens: https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=5102296.msg58619635#msg58619635

Remember what I did last time was here sober?

If you browse around here too much while being sober who knows what could happen...?!  

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[Foxpup]

Two hundred and fourth week paid.

[LoyceV]

Two hundred and fourth week paid.

Thanks again for your flawless (or early!) timing

I'm late, something came up tonight. All good again

[GazetaBitcoin]

Why the hell have I not received an invitation to an orgy yet?

icopress be like:

@The Pharmacist be like

[1miau]

Why the hell have I not received an invitation to an orgy yet?

icopress be like:

@The Pharmacist be like

Well, I guess it's me? 

[Foxpup]

Two hundred and fifth week paid.

[LoyceMobile]

Two hundred and fifth week paid.

Thanks again for your flawless timing!

[Foxpup]

Two hundred and sixth week paid.

[LoyceMobile]

Thanks again for your flawless timing!

[Foxpup]

Two hundred and seventh week paid.

As a reminder, the anniversary celebration will be held next week even though it's strictly speaking neither an anniversary (which is technically the week after) nor a celebration (it's really just a thinly-veiled excuse for drunken shenanigans and/or sexual impropriety, not that I need one).

[LoyceV]

Two hundred and seventh week paid.

Thanks again for your flawless timing! My timing got, how do I put this, let's say it got slightly altered by the kids.

As a reminder, the anniversary celebration will be held next week

I'll try to be on time

(it's really just a thinly-veiled excuse for drunken shenanigans and/or sexual impropriety, not that I need one).

No excuse needed indeed
That reminds me...... for years now, I've been trying to find loopholes into "what isn't cheating" by suggestiong hypothetical scenarios to my wife. In some amazing cases, I actually found some loopholes, usually involving time travel. Unfortunately, those talks also included some alcohol, and I never wrote down the exact scenarios so I kinda forgot the best ones again. And it may forever taint my image here if I share the details

[Foxpup]

I actually found some loopholes, usually involving time travel.

You mean like this one?

[RickDeckard]

As a reminder, the anniversary celebration will be held next week even though it's strictly speaking neither an anniversary (which is technically the week after) nor a celebration (it's really just a thinly-veiled excuse for drunken shenanigans and/or sexual impropriety, not that I need one).

Annual fox celebration including drunken shenanigans and/or sexual impropriety? Let me be one of the first ones to grab my seat to watch it!

[SeeBiscuit]

I actually found some loopholes, usually involving time travel.

You mean like this one?

[GazetaBitcoin]

Annual fox celebration including drunken shenanigans and/or sexual impropriety? Let me be one of the first ones to grab my seat to watch it!

OMG! RickDeckard is a voyeur!

RickDeckard at our party orgy from next week be like:

[LoyceV]

I actually found some loopholes, usually involving time travel.

You mean like this one?

Lol, no, not really. Doppelgangers and memory loss are also potential loopholes, but both come with other complications.

[The Sceptical Chymist]

@The Pharmacist be like

LOL.  I guess I missed that post, but it made me chuckle just now after having seen it.  I never fail to express my gratitude to Foxpup, but I have the Services section on ignore so my unread threads feed isn't clogged up with stuff I know I'm not going to post in.  Still, I really ought to visit this thread more often--the rest of the forum seems so goddamn bland in comparison!

I was told there would be a debauch today as well as nudity, and so here I am, cigar in mouth, cocktail in hand, and the one testicle that didn't get shot off in a gang war continuing to be a victim to gravity and time.  What else do we need here?

[LoyceV]

I was told there would be a debauch today as well as nudity, and so here I am, cigar in mouth, cocktail in hand, and the one testicle that didn't get shot off in a gang war continuing to be a victim to gravity and time.  What else do we need here?

Whoever told you that clearly was misinformed. You're a day early. Or maybe you just want a head start and party for like 48 (72?) hours, in which case you can ignore me and start getting drunk

[The Sceptical Chymist]

Or maybe you just want a head start and party for like 48 (72?) hours, in which case you can ignore me and start getting drunk

Awshitden...I'mma just c'lapse inna corner 'n wait for y'all t' paint dicks on my *fffffffffaaccce.....*

[GazetaBitcoin]

I believe that The Sceptical Chymist is sorry for not attending the parties from previous years and now he wants to "catch up" -- meaning to drink with this occasion also for the previous years =)))


I hope nutildah will be present again with that camera, to record everything once more