[XMR] Monero - A secure, private, untraceable cryptocurrency

[erok]

https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=1285787.0 People highly value privacy/anonymity but a few knows what ring signature is

Of course the bovine hordes have no idea what a ring signature is, much less how to use points on an eliptic curve to properly calculate a feasibly unbreakable key pair.

To be honest it is my opinion that most of the coven hoofed members of this forum could not even pick a good password.  My password, on the other hand, is so well picked I can tell you what it is and you will STILL not be able to access any of my 214 accounts here.  Actually I cannot access many of them anymore either, but that is a story for another post.

My password is the first and only multi dimensional mathematical representation of a singularity.  Not the one at the center of OUR galaxy as Sagitarius A would just be too obvious.

I am not worried about revealing that is is based on APM 08279+5255 as no hackers would be able to understand the gravitational algorithms I needed to calculate the checksum for my singularity model, and I believe if they even tried to hack my password the sheer weight of it's genius would cause them to go entirely mad.

I chose, for this reason, not to even change my password when this site was hacked.  But also because I am somewhat suspicious there would a devastating effect on the fabric of OUR universe if I WERE to change it.  Even my mistakes are so magnificent it is difficult to know what they are capable of.

Martin Armstrong wrote:

"However, IF money is created by society, then Smith wins with a hidden element. he implies that government is not a producer of wealth but a consumer – the black hole that sucks in everything until society exists no more."

The emphasis, of course, is mine.

http://armstrongeconomics.com/archives/27578

I expect none of you are intelligent enough to understand this reasoning. (apart from possibly Smooth (though I am not certain of this as he has been somewhat resistant of my idea to rename his Aeon project into a particular Pygmy dialect that I am fond of (the pronunciation would be something like djanalaloa*CLICK*tasahee))).

I simply do not have time to try to teach cattle to read much less understand.

Good day.

How does Martin Armstrong's computer model account for the revolutionary acceleration of the Singularity that is now occuring as the result of the existence of Martin Armstrong's computer model?

If the Halting Problem and Incompleteness Theorem walked into a bar, who would formerly decide on which drinks to order?

I alone can answer these questions, based on my visions relating to quantum annealing in TimeCube-like Hofstadter manifolds.

The Universe is a frictionless, hyperspherical, holographic blockchain.  Subscribe to my newsletter.  Pay me to work on a closed source altcoin.

Figured since we are posting in each other's threads now I would drop by and say HELLOOOOooooo.

iCEBREAKER doesn't understand that singularity doesn't need to be capitalized as it is not a proper noun. luls

Can I get in on this circlejerk intellectual thing you are trying for?

A wave is just a helix in a two dimensional plane.

Speaking of waves, someone turned the waves on XMR from 11 down to 5, I would appreciate larger waves to buy dips and dump on your positive momentum pls. You can thank iCEBREAKER.

But really the profit is just a bonus at this point.

[Mr Felt]

I assume you guys know you are responding to a parody.

Satoshi is a lie.  Monero is not private.  Martin Armstrong's self-aware computer model will Link All The Things.

My dad is a fancy lawyer.  I am not in good health.  This is serious.

Please take me off Ignore!  You don't deserve to read my posts!

This one time, I wrote a driver for a printer.  Can you understand this advanced paradigm?  Or am the only sentient in all spacetime, running as a simulation at the end of the Big Crunch in order to retroactively initialize the fine-grain atomicity of loop quantum gravity?

I had a raw kale + egg shake for breakfast, then jogged 10 miles and ate three Jollybee bacon cheeseburgers for lunch.  Why do I feel so bad?

Why does smooth respond to my Munchhausen syndrome lunacy?  Is he a social worker, specializing in care of deranged New Age hustlers and their victimized dissociative identities?

This is art.

[aminorex]

While your market making is appreciated, it would be preferable for discussions related to trading to be conducted on the speculation thread.

[child_harold]

https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=1285787.0 People highly value privacy/anonymity but a few knows what ring signature is

Of course the bovine hordes have no idea what a ring signature is, much less how to use points on an eliptic curve to properly calculate a feasibly unbreakable key pair.

To be honest it is my opinion that most of the coven hoofed members of this forum could not even pick a good password.  My password, on the other hand, is so well picked I can tell you what it is and you will STILL not be able to access any of my 214 accounts here.  Actually I cannot access many of them anymore either, but that is a story for another post.

My password is the first and only multi dimensional mathematical representation of a singularity.  Not the one at the center of OUR galaxy as Sagitarius A would just be too obvious.

I am not worried about revealing that is is based on APM 08279+5255 as no hackers would be able to understand the gravitational algorithms I needed to calculate the checksum for my singularity model, and I believe if they even tried to hack my password the sheer weight of it's genius would cause them to go entirely mad.

I chose, for this reason, not to even change my password when this site was hacked.  But also because I am somewhat suspicious there would a devastating effect on the fabric of OUR universe if I WERE to change it.  Even my mistakes are so magnificent it is difficult to know what they are capable of.

Martin Armstrong wrote:

"However, IF money is created by society, then Smith wins with a hidden element. he implies that government is not a producer of wealth but a consumer – the black hole that sucks in everything until society exists no more."

The emphasis, of course, is mine.

http://armstrongeconomics.com/archives/27578

I expect none of you are intelligent enough to understand this reasoning. (apart from possibly Smooth (though I am not certain of this as he has been somewhat resistant of my idea to rename his Aeon project into a particular Pygmy dialect that I am fond of (the pronunciation would be something like djanalaloa*CLICK*tasahee))).

I simply do not have time to try to teach cattle to read much less understand.

Good day.

Dafuq? As though I were reading a foreign language… Dammit I knew I wasnt smart enough to enter the Church of Monero

Oh well Ill leave my few XMR on Polo in preparation for the incoming pump.

Congrats to that guy for de-anon'ing the whole SDC chain - thats some pretty major pwnage. In fact it was so impressively devastating Im slightly worried about the same fate befalling XMR. These things always require a small leap of faith, however, and you guys might be bright enough to pull it off…

[dEBRUYNE]

https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=1285787.0 People highly value privacy/anonymity but a few knows what ring signature is

Of course the bovine hordes have no idea what a ring signature is, much less how to use points on an eliptic curve to properly calculate a feasibly unbreakable key pair.

To be honest it is my opinion that most of the coven hoofed members of this forum could not even pick a good password.  My password, on the other hand, is so well picked I can tell you what it is and you will STILL not be able to access any of my 214 accounts here.  Actually I cannot access many of them anymore either, but that is a story for another post.

My password is the first and only multi dimensional mathematical representation of a singularity.  Not the one at the center of OUR galaxy as Sagitarius A would just be too obvious.

I am not worried about revealing that is is based on APM 08279+5255 as no hackers would be able to understand the gravitational algorithms I needed to calculate the checksum for my singularity model, and I believe if they even tried to hack my password the sheer weight of it's genius would cause them to go entirely mad.

I chose, for this reason, not to even change my password when this site was hacked.  But also because I am somewhat suspicious there would a devastating effect on the fabric of OUR universe if I WERE to change it.  Even my mistakes are so magnificent it is difficult to know what they are capable of.

Martin Armstrong wrote:

"However, IF money is created by society, then Smith wins with a hidden element. he implies that government is not a producer of wealth but a consumer – the black hole that sucks in everything until society exists no more."

The emphasis, of course, is mine.

http://armstrongeconomics.com/archives/27578

I expect none of you are intelligent enough to understand this reasoning. (apart from possibly Smooth (though I am not certain of this as he has been somewhat resistant of my idea to rename his Aeon project into a particular Pygmy dialect that I am fond of (the pronunciation would be something like djanalaloa*CLICK*tasahee))).

I simply do not have time to try to teach cattle to read much less understand.

Good day.

Dafuq? As though I were reading a foreign language… Dammit I knew I wasnt smart enough to enter the Church of Monero

Oh well Ill leave my few XMR on Polo in preparation for the incoming pump.

Congrats to that guy for de-anon'ing the whole SDC chain - thats some pretty major pwnage. In fact it was so impressively devastating Im slightly worried about the same fate befalling XMR. These things always require a small leap of faith, however, and you guys might be bright enough to pull it off…

That guy (Shen Noether) is also a member of the Monero Research Lab (MRL). Thus, I presume the code and math has been thoroughly vetted now.

[DemocraticRepublicOfDave]

Hmm.  My daemon is still way too slow.

I still have lots of issues with the time taken to sync on v0.9.1

e.g. 7 days sync = 1.5 hrs.

I think there may be an issue with running monero in a VM.  top shows bitmonerod grabbing 14.6GB (top VIRT) of memory, but my VM only has 10GBs allocated.  So I think all my disk activity that is slowing everything down is the memory cache being grabbed/written to disk.

Any way to limit moneros memory cache size?

Cheers

Dave

[1337leet]

Why did the price of XMR rise that much in the past few days?

It's nearly 1$/XMR.

Do you think the price will continue to rise?

[GTO911]

Why did the price of XMR rise that much in the past few days?

It's nearly 1$/XMR.

Do you think the price will continue to rise?

Cannot be sure, but the price rise is hardly surprising

Monero is still undervalued

[Bagatell]

I assume you guys know you are responding to a parody.

Satoshi is a lie.  Monero is not private.  Martin Armstrong's self-aware computer model will Link All The Things.

My dad is a fancy lawyer.  I am not in good health.  This is serious.

Please take me off Ignore!  You don't deserve to read my posts!

This one time, I wrote a driver for a printer.  Can you understand this advanced paradigm?  Or am the only sentient in all spacetime, running as a simulation at the end of the Big Crunch in order to retroactively initialize the fine-grain atomicity of loop quantum gravity?

I had a raw kale + egg shake for breakfast, then jogged 10 miles and ate three Jollybee bacon cheeseburgers for lunch.  Why do I feel so bad?

Why does smooth respond to my Munchhausen syndrome lunacy?  Is he a social worker, specializing in care of deranged New Age hustlers and their victimized dissociative identities?

This is art.

QFT.

[fluffypony]

Hmm.  My daemon is still way too slow.

I still have lots of issues with the time taken to sync on v0.9.1

e.g. 7 days sync = 1.5 hrs.

I think there may be an issue with running monero in a VM.  top shows bitmonerod grabbing 14.6GB (top VIRT) of memory, but my VM only has 10GBs allocated.  So I think all my disk activity that is slowing everything down is the memory cache being grabbed/written to disk.

Any way to limit moneros memory cache size?

Cheers

Dave

Ignore VIRT, it's mostly useless for memory usage indications.

http://serverfault.com/questions/122810/apache-heavy-load-virt-vs-res-memory
http://stackoverflow.com/questions/561245/virtual-memory-usage-from-java-under-linux-too-much-memory-used

[MoneroMooo]

I think there may be an issue with running monero in a VM.  top shows bitmonerod grabbing 14.6GB (top VIRT) of memory, but my VM only has 10GBs allocated.  So I think all my disk activity that is slowing everything down is the memory cache being grabbed/written to disk.

What is the I/O load like in top (the wa column) ?
Is bitmonerod taking all CPU all the time ?
Do you have a spinning hard drive, or SSD ?
Have you changed the down/up limits ?

[fluffypony]

Congrats to that guy for de-anon'ing the whole SDC chain - thats some pretty major pwnage. In fact it was so impressively devastating Im slightly worried about the same fate befalling XMR. These things always require a small leap of faith, however, and you guys might be bright enough to pull it off…

All cryptography requires a leap of faith.

The thing that protects Monero's transactions from being deanonymised is the invocation of a secure hash function to create the key image. As has already been extensively written on, Monero uses a secure hash function for this.

A break in a secure hash function has much wider consequences than deanonymising Monero - there would be a significant amount of brokenness in other systems. Trusting Monero's privacy is a matter of trusting hash functions, cryptographic signatures, elliptic curve cryptography, and your system's PRNG (pseudorandom number generator). Since you're already trusting all those things to use Bitcoin and not have your funds stolen by a cryptographically breaking attack, you should be able to trust Monero in the same way.

[Herp]

Where can I download the Monero wallet from? I could only find a web wallet. Needless to say web wallets are as secure as horse shit.

[pa]

Where can I download the Monero wallet from? I could only find a web wallet. Needless to say web wallets are as secure as horse shit.

https://getmonero.org/downloads/

[Herp]

Where can I download the Monero wallet from? I could only find a web wallet. Needless to say web wallets are as secure as horse shit.

https://getmonero.org/downloads/

Trying to run the windows wallet but won't work. Any ideas why?

[canth]

Where can I download the Monero wallet from? I could only find a web wallet. Needless to say web wallets are as secure as horse shit.

https://getmonero.org/downloads/

Trying to run the windows wallet but won't work. Any ideas why?

Error message? Screenshot? (redact any personal data of course)

Also, worth posting your question in Monero Support topic: https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=652305.0

[Herp]

Where can I download the Monero wallet from? I could only find a web wallet. Needless to say web wallets are as secure as horse shit.

https://getmonero.org/downloads/

Trying to run the windows wallet but won't work. Any ideas why?

Error message? Screenshot? (redact any personal data of course)

Nevermind, my bad. It seems it doesn't work on 32 bit windows

[canth]

Where can I download the Monero wallet from? I could only find a web wallet. Needless to say web wallets are as secure as horse shit.

https://getmonero.org/downloads/

Trying to run the windows wallet but won't work. Any ideas why?

Error message? Screenshot? (redact any personal data of course)

Nevermind, my bad. It seems it doesn't work on 32 bit windows

Coming Soon^TM, I believe. Use the web wallet for non-life changing amounts in the meantime.

[Herp]

Where can I download the Monero wallet from? I could only find a web wallet. Needless to say web wallets are as secure as horse shit.

https://getmonero.org/downloads/

Trying to run the windows wallet but won't work. Any ideas why?

Error message? Screenshot? (redact any personal data of course)

Nevermind, my bad. It seems it doesn't work on 32 bit windows

Coming Soon^TM, I believe. Use the web wallet for non-life changing amounts in the meantime.

Thanks but guess I'll stick to Dash. They have two cool types of windows wallets. Electrum and the standard one.

[erok]

Where can I download the Monero wallet from? I could only find a web wallet. Needless to say web wallets are as secure as horse shit.

https://getmonero.org/downloads/

Trying to run the windows wallet but won't work. Any ideas why?

Error message? Screenshot? (redact any personal data of course)

Nevermind, my bad. It seems it doesn't work on 32 bit windows

Coming Soon^TM, I believe. Use the web wallet for non-life changing amounts in the meantime.

Thanks but guess I'll stick to Dash. They have two cool types of windows wallets. Electrum and the standard one.

^^ now THAT is a bullcrap troll. And who still runs 32bit? luls. iCEBREAKER we found you a friend!