No. Not Black Magic.

Obviously the Black Magic hybrid. And many people have trusted people with their Bitcoins, so why not trust me? The Hybrid Counters have to die.

No - I am just a law abiding bitcoiner. I think he should be absolutely banned, since counters OBVIOUSLY affect Bitcoin. Why did you even go to school?

Having done countless hours of research, I have come up with the possible solution to make Bitcoin's price rise.

We have to, obviously, ban this user:

https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?action=profile;u=16116

He claims to be a counter, but I think he's a HYBRID. Normal counters don't type. Hybrid counters eat, sleep, type, and talk. They're basically just like humans... Except... They control Bitcoin.

They were obviously smarter than Satoshi, so they control everything about Blockchain and Bitcoin. Do you honestly think those 27,000BTC transactions are just human beings?

I suggest everybody burn their counters at any cost. I have reasons to believe 'counter' is the last hybrid. We most stop at nothing to get him, and turn him into the cops. He will kill us, and then have hybrid babies if we don't. He already found Wilfred.

Proof:

How could a counter know this?
https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=24556.msg6272357#msg6272357

I searched for counter over the web, and only found this:
http://www.adaptt.org/killcounter.html

It's obvious whose being controlling Bitcoin, isn't it?

Didn't the same thing happen to a French plane? I think it was a M700 or something. It ended up crashing into the ocean, and even though five pieces of it was found, I think it took two years to get the flight record and stuff. Hopefully the same doesn't happen to the 370.

I'm quite bored. So I just got a idea, let's make a word. And a definition. Just add a letter onto the word given, for example:

Rod: L

Little Timmy: Lx

And for the definition, just add a sentence to the sentence above you. It can be nonsensical, or deathly serious.

For example:

Little Timmy - The motion when eating a hotdog.

Rod - The motion when eating a hotdog. So scientists have proven that you eat a hotdog.

Lemme start.

Letter: G

Defintion: When you realize what a troll you are.

Not at first. I just did, and they said something about family members. I'm guessing they just got some weird call from a family member, or somebody lost somebody in the crowd. It seems safe, just a bit dimly lit.

http://www.nationstates.net/page=bytecoin_marketplace?startmining=1

I'm possibly just that weird kind of guy that loves to play political games. Nationstates is when you create your own nation, and I've been playing it for some time. They've recently introduced Bytecoin, or basically a in game copy of Bitcoin. It has exchanges, marketplaces, trading, basically anything you could do with Bitcoins in real life.

And it has Mt. Gox, or Mt. Cox. Which is the exchange I use! They've actually haven't lost anybodies Bytecoins.

If you decide to join the game, use the exchange of Mt. Cox. Don't use any others, so we users of other exchanges Mt. Cox can get more Bytes family members.

That's the thing. I just have this weird gut feeling. The people who went out where frantically yelling names, like, 'Ann', 'Richard', 'Devin'. Etc. It was kinda weird. Some of them came back scratched, or somewhat bruised.

If he can Google any.

Be wary. Cosmo is a bigger troll than I am, and he's posted pics of girls from the Internet before.

Tsk-tsk.

Not again, cosmofly.

I don't think it's a zombie apocalypse. The only thing strange is that the station he stopped at has only a few lights on. We can still get Internet and service on our devices.

I'm on a subway train.

It just stopped. There's a few people on board. The doors are also open, and nobody is trying to tell us anything. The captain made a announcement saying we should get off a bit ago, and some people did. What the hell do I do?

Trying to make people sale so they can by it for less.

And why trust somebody who doesn't know what a Ponzi is, or can't spell 'busted' correctly?

I beg to differ.

Nobody has a idea. Sometimes, he's just there. As if he's not a tree like us. He just watches, and watches. It's so creepy, and I hear that he sometimes kill trees.

Nooo! The grand master tree was watching. I'm so sorry. He has requested that we tell nobody we're a tree. He says he's sometimes gone, but I swear, he's always spying on us.

He's always creating fires, and getting humans to kill us. We're, I'm, just so scared. Man.

Do you want to get fucking sued, pal? I am a TREE. A weeping willow mixed with a oak. I seriously hope you'll respect me. The slammer won't respect you, and any of the trees in the courtyard. There's trees all around. We'll be looking for you. Who do you think Obama is? Ol' Washington? Franklin? Okay then.

Shut the hell up.
And let trees live.

No! No! No! NOOOOO!

On HF we call them 'skids' or 'skiddies'. It's short for 'script kiddies/kids'. I find it offensive that you would even say 'HF kiddie' instead of 'skids'.

Mhhhmmm.

Okay. Do you want my organ in a cooler, or do you want the guy with the burlap sack to deliver it?