Just went to fill up the gas tank today, holy hell...super unleaded for $2/gallon. Haven't seen that since, well, forever.  ...and I just paid $15 for 8 ounces of 65% ethyl hand sanitizer today. I wonder if gasoline mixed with aloe vera would kill Covid-19. Victory gin should do the trick, but it's not as pleasant to drink as gasoline.  |
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I read this and immediately got mad I no longer have a brewing kit, I need to get one going again, even if it's a few of those shitty small kits. I want a continuing supply of beer. I am not a liquor guy. Try making turnip wine instead. There's no need to buy a beer kit. Just make wine from raw turnips using this recipe. https://www.winemakingtalk.com/threads/turnip-wine.62674/ |
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Reading that list I miss some of those people. How’s stolfi nowadays?
The fucking nutter is just as fucking nuts on Reddit these days - https://www.reddit.com/user/jstolfi/It's possibly the biggest waste of life and energy I have witnessed in all my days. Despite his fervent efforts he has not vanquished the object of his ire. That's one maggot I don't miss. It's strange how he stopped posting when we mooned to a new ATH. |
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That fancy beer in the shops isn't essential. It's doubleplusungood.
Well, if we're really going _there_, it's crappy, greasy (presumably british) gin that we're supposed to be swilling. Big brother would have it no other way. Boot on the face of humanity an all... No you can buy government beer in the proletariat pubs there. The Outer Party are lucky enough to also get the crappy, greasy gin (which doubles up as hand sanitiser). However if you are an Inner Party official you get the good stuff.  |
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Jesus jojo69! This is 1984; get with the times man.  Government cheese is essential. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Government_cheeseThat fancy food in the picture isn't essential. It's doubleplusungood. Government beer is essential.  That fancy beer in the shops isn't essential. It's doubleplusungood. |
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Hello.
Some of you have mentioned making profits by trading. I'm also making some, although I lack a strategy.
I have a stash of BTC I won't touch, then I have say 1 BTC and 7000$ to play with. I'm fine if at any one point that play money is all cash or all BTC, the goal being to grow it overall, of course.
What should I do ?
Buy toilet paper. |
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what about rice from 2013? that'll be fine right?
right?
Fuck it, shove it in the pan & boil it, see what happens. Did my biggest food shop since the pandemic began today. Spent £300 at Sainsbury's. Did they have toilet paper in stock? |
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This is a day that we can feel the nervous even if its obviously an April fools entry. Right now, we are still waiting for the trick of Theymos, well he never disappoint. Some crypto related social accounts are already posting their entry, CMC got a toiletpapercoin I hope they’ll produce more supply to all of us.  Did the OP's name always look like this?  In his profile it appears as palle11. |
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Going to sleep 4 minutes before April 1st. I will try to stay gullible tomorrow, to better enjoy Theymos April fool.  Could this be the start of his joke? The OP of this thread's name looks a bit strange until you check his profile. https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=5229603.0 |
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I wonder what theymos's April fool's joke will be this year. He's already done done KYC, upside down text, and joke member ranks.
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Bullseye article on ZH. Nailed it. https://www.zerohedge.com/health/p-pandemic-and-o-orwellianBest quote: "Don’t look now but you’ve been screwed again. The Wall Street bankers are again able to borrow at 0%, while charging you 17% on your ever-increasing credit card balance. Why aren’t these scumbag bankers announcing a three-month moratorium on credit card and mortgage payments, with no interest accruing? Because their goal is to further enslave you in debt, while enriching themselves. They will run patriotic commercials, while sticking a red white and blue dildo up your ass."
The EU has cancelled all bank stress tests for this year. I wonder if this is the year banks start going bankrupt again. |
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Why worse? Asymptomatic cases will for sure not need hospital. Main problem that we have is that there is/will not be enough hospital beds/medical stuff/medical equipment for all. If 70% of population is immediately taken out, then we are operating with much smaller numbers. For me this is a very good news.
The problem is asyntomatic is that they don’t know they are spreading the virus around. Hence they are actually infecting people a lot more than syntomatic people that eventually quarantine themselves reducing contagion risks. This is why lockdowns are important even early on the infection cycle. They successfully used mass testing to stop the virus in a small Italian town. Quarantining the asymptomatic was what totally stopped it. https://www.nhregister.com/coronavirus/article/Italian-town-experiment-coronavirus-testing-Vo-15141033.php the small Italian town of Vò has not reported any new cases of COVID-19 since last Friday and the spread of the illness has been completely stopped there.
Vò, a town of 3,300 just outside Venice, was part of an experiment that involved aggressive testing and quarantine measures. Every single resident was tested for coronavirus in late February when Northern Italy was first rocked by the outbreak, and three percent of inhabitants were found to be carrying the virus.
Andrea Crisanti, an infections expert at Imperial College London, was involved with the experiment and told news outlets that half of the carriers exhibited no symptoms. Anyone who tested positive was placed under quarantine, as were individuals that came into recent contact with the infected. The town's residents were then tested again 10 days later, and just .3 percent of the population was found to be carrying the virus. However, at least six infected individuals were asymptomatic and would not have been tested in most other countries. |
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Rumours we are set to go into forced isolation for 2 weeks starting on Friday. I’m going to pay all our bills tomorrow & then go & get a load of food, booze & some cocaine  Yeah right. The only food left in my nearest supermarket was two cans of economy meatballs. |
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EDIT: Only if the hot chick doesn't finally turn out to be a bearded, sweating, smelly altcoin shiller  She shills wank coin. This is what she looks like without much makeup on.  |
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The true inconvenience is the long queues for the shop: I felt like a communist era Russian waiting for my turn.
How long do you have to wait to get in? |
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<...> There was a popular dude who proved that nutrition doesn't matter as much. He only ate pizza each day (not fillippone!) but had a daily exercise routine and didn't gain weight. The thing with the pizza is that the olive oil and yeast is good for your colon and digestion, so if you don't flood the hot disc with salami, all is well. *There was a lab experiment with mice, a few years ago. They took obese and skinny mice, exchanged their gut bacteria (stool transplant) and guess what: The flabby mice got skinny and vice versa. In severe cases of inflamed colon, gut bacteria is exchanged via flush and stool transplant, symptoms go away almost immediately. Even a high correlation to depression was found, based on gut bacterial flora analysis. You are making me feel guilty as I am baking my own pizza.
Quarantine doesn't rhyme with
Carbohydrates
But hey, we need some fun here!
Nooo I also bake my own pizza, including kneading and rolling dough. More than often. It's just that i can't eat a lot of it because of fructose malabsorption. My wife and kids are loving selfmade pizza. Tomato and wheat, as well as onion, garlic (all the good stuff) and also wine (almost crying) don't do good to me, including bloating, muscle pains and sleep attacks. I spare you the toilet part... Also, without pizza, you wouldn't be a real italian guy! Here, My quarantine was a little bit better tonight: Are there shortages of anything in the supermarkets when you go shopping? |
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I'm actually impressed as hell, that after today and such that we are at $8,100.00 USD BTC as I type this.
You must either be a future traveler or a traveller of the past, Searing. Alternatively, you might need to refresh your page or reboot your computer. Just for the record: In the past three hours, BTC prices have largely bounced between $5,200 and $5,400.... There have been no significant or meaningful BTC price movements or spikes outside of that price range... so far. Can ONLY wish.. maybe in a week or two, best case scenario, and a year or so, worser-case scenario (I won't mention the actual worst-case scenario, we already have enough depressing news in actual reality and also coming through the keyboards of certain doom and gloom bear-leaning BTC price prognosticators).Trying to re-live my 'big balls' 2013 newbie past, when I dumped 1/4 of my take-home income on a KNC Jupiter BTC miner. Man the BTC/Crypto kool-aid was strong back then... I'm probably gonna 'wimp' out but I'm trying! Damn, I was an 'impressive' newbie...I miss the stupid and dumb luck stuff I used to just do and be correct...and take it as a given... ah..the BTC/Crypto 'cult' was strong in my heart then.  What do you mean by 'wimp' out? |
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I absented myself from here for most of the last couple of years to go and spend time in the real world, so now have no idea what the Vegeta thing is all about. Could someone explain succinctly (apologies to those who are anti-Vegeta).
 As far as I understand it Vegeta is a Prince from a kids cartoon in which most of the characters are named after vegetables. Someone started posting a picture of him each time we hit a new ATH. The long version is here. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/It%27s_Over_9000! |
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