I have decided to submit a completed butthurt report form on behalf of all of the scammers of bitcointalk, just for the fuck of it
All the options have been filled in, with the exception of a few. There are notes alongside the exceptions.

BUTTHURT REPORT FORM
(bitcointalk.org version)

The proper format you should use can be found at the END of this post. Please use it. Thank you.

Date and time you experienced butthurt: the butthurt exists every moment of every day
Link to the topic or archive.is page you experienced butthurt: not gonna happen, this post will be 3 pages long. sorry.
(if not already delted)

PLEASE DESCRIBE NATURE OF THE BUTTHURT.
(you can selected multiple things i caught you for)

• Selling hacked, cracked or carded goods
• Selling “shared” accounts which is total bullshit
• Selling MSDN Accounts, Invites and/or Keys
• Selling LocalBitcoins, Paxful, Paypal, Ebay and/or somehow money related accounts
• Offering to teach others how to crack, hack or to card
• Reopening a topic that was deleted for one of the above reasons
• Spamming by repeating stuff that has been written at least two times
• It has been proven you are an alt of someone
• You are a newbie asking for a loan without proper collateral
• You are an signature spammer
• Random statement from me
• Other (Please Specify): lutpin. nothing more to add.
  
  PLEASE TELL ME MORE ABOUT THE INCIDENT OF BUTTHURT.
  (you can select multiple things)
  
  
• You made a comment in my thread that I didn't agree with.
• You pointed out my wrong doings.
• You wrote a comment or anecdote that brought up bad memories and made me cry.
• I found out my internet-boyfriend/girlfriend is cheating on me using an alias.
• I lost an argument in a thread while you were around.
• I asked for critique on my work and I got it.
• You asking questions in my sales thread i dont like.
• You called me a scammer.
• You called me a spammer.
• Someone told my you saying bad things about me in PMs.
• Other (Please describe in the form below:)

you and lutpin are not the forum police! we should be free to scam as we see fit. stop using your trust to mess with our pathetic attempts to scam people.. it makes us even more butthurt because we have to create new accounts and start the whole cycle again, which results in a repeated cycle of even more butthurt

Please reply the following questions with yes or no:

Were there tears?: yes, mostly at night
Was there permanent mental scarring from the butthurt?: significantly so. we are independently seeking counselling.
Was there lost sleep from the butthurt?: yes. we now take valium to help us sleep.
Did you miss work or arrive late to work because of the butthurt?: work? like a REAL job?
Did you emply a coping mechanism, such as turning off your computer and going outside for a while?: those things, along with developing addictions to various class A drugs.
Were there emergency phone calls or text messages that costed you minutes?: no money for minutes
Was there any incident of carpal tunnel syndrome resulting from you typing up long-butthurt rebuttals?: can you speak english please?
Did you think of leaving bitcointalk.org?: no, we just created new accounts and negd you back
Did you think of stopping what you are doing?: never
Did you call the Ghostbusters?: is it tollfree?

IF THERE WERE OTHER PEOPLE INVOLVED, PLEASE TELL ME MORE ABOUT THE PERSONS WHO CAUSED THE BUTTHURT.

• They are a big mean poopy pants who should be banned from the internet forever or at least until they learn that I am right and superior and they are wrong and should bow down and worship me now.
• They deserve to be hunted down like a dog and shot dead on their own front porch.
• They and their ilk deserve to be rounded up and herded into concentration camps.
• There should be laws to punish people like that.
• They should be just as accountable for their actions online as they are in the real world, and also so I can have access to all their personal information so I can stalk then.
• It was Vod.
• It was Quickseller.
• It was Lutpin ( a needed addition )
• All of the above.

(Note: There is no proof Vod is an alt of QS or the other way around! ) ( The same applies with the Lutpin addition )

DID YOU TAKE ANY ACTIONS YOURSELF REGARDING THE BUTTHURT?

[ ] I wrote a six thousand word response detailing the extent of my butthurt and posted it in Meta. too much work.

• I sent an incoherent flame and -ve them and you from newbie accounts.

[ ] I used a spam program to send them multiple flame emails. can you teach us these things?
[ ] I organized a DDoS attack on bitcointalk.org. - same as above ^^ ?
[ ] I got all my bestest friends together and organized a flamewar and -ve campaign. what friends?

• I am using all my alt accounts for the specific purpose of flaming this person and/or you.

[ ] I posted this person's RL information everywhere that I could think of; they'll get a Molotov cocktail through their bedroom window sooner or later. That'll teach 'em to mess with me. we have tried, unsuccesfully I might add, to get dox. we have failed. this causes extreme butthurt.

• I will scream at Default Trust members to -ve you, also mods, also Theymos!

[ ] I realized that arguing on the internet is usually pointless and found something else to do with my time. need to find something to do with our time if we cant scam, yaknow?

Just an update to say that these bad boys arrived safely in the UK this morning. Thanks again, Chris and you, mj, for the reship

Zepher

I am going to go out on a limb as well and assume they are the same

I have now managed to obtain these coins through another source.
I will let you know if there are any spare, coin@coin.

Thread closed.

 

I have nothing more.

I agree there. Though I personally won't complain

PEGASUS @0.17 BTC

I have a few coins with satoshis added to them. I know of other people that do as well

Check your PM Spectre... I am in the UK too.

They are nice looking coins. PM sent.

Thanks for the pics spectre

As a newbie, you cannot upload pictures unfortunately. This is done to reduce spam.
It doesn't take long for the restriction to be removed though from what I recall.

Can you please take some more pictures? Sorry for being a pain in the ass, but I would like better pics.
By better, I mean - close ups of the coin and the hologram please. I cannot tell if the marks I see on the hologram side are on the capsule, or the coin.
Can you give us pics of all the coins you have to sell? So if you have 2 x 0.5's, please take close up photos of both.

Also let myself and eddie13 know what you are wanting for them. If you only have one, then eddie13 has first dibs.

Thanks

edit: also please state where you are located/sending these from.

Could you possibly take a photo or two of the coins you have available, along with your BitcoinTalk username and the current date?
Not saying you aren't being truthful, but this forum sees it's fair share of scammers!

Edit: Beat me to it

eddie13, remember to use escrow if you guys come to an agreement

spectre1989: it might be worth your while uploading some pics. I would be interested in a 0.5 as well. For the right price.

It's all good, I know

Currently on Slack with some of the others trying to figure out who to upset next

Okay - mj it is: DWARF @ 0.14BTC

Didn't realise you were top bidder.. I just looked at the bid amount.

Okay okay, if you want it, I will stay out!
Just place the next bid, as I cant retract my bid for obvious reasons

There is another one I would take anyway

opens the door

Very quiet around here...

PEGASUS: 0.15BTC

closes the door behind him

Okay, good to know, thanks


Everyones opinion varies here, and the premiums are very different for all the coins Casascius made, and they adjust again depending on how they graded ( if they are graded ).
For example, a Series 3 Silver 0.5 has a premium of multiple times its' face value.
A 10BTC All Silver or Silver with Gilding is worth anything upwards of 17BTC for a coin in mint condition.
A 2013 1 BTC Brass will have a very low premium over face value, so ~1.3BTC and maybe a bit more depending on the condition.
Graded coins will be a little more.
I would say the price of ~0.89 for a good condition Brass Half is a more reasonable assumption of its' worth, than the price I paid for mine.


If I was in your shoes, and somehow could get an extra 0.5 together, my choice would be to go for a 2013 Brass 1BTC coin.
These are relatively easy to get, unlike the half. Both coins make a great entry into the world of physical crypto.
Premium wise - these 2 coins are about as best value as you are going to get for a Casascius.

BTCump..

Two forum members have told me they have these coins, but so far have failed to mention prices.

Therefore I am still looking for these.

Thanks

That specific coin went for less than it should have done, I would say. It was rather the exception, than the norm.

You say that you want a Casascius 0.5BTC Coin. Is this because of budget, or are you specifically after a Brass Half? If your budget is low, then going for a brass half might be a good idea. If your budget is higher, you can get more bang for your buck.
If you can afford a bit more, I know of some Casascius 2013 Brass 1BTC coins going for less than 1.3BTC each..
if you are after premium coins, there are also some ANACS Graded Casascius Silver 0.5BTC Coins floating around ( not on the forum, but can be arranged ). They demand a much higher premium than the brass, and are therefore more expensive.
Is this something you would be interested in? Let me know if you want a picture of an example of one of the Silver 0.5's from Casascius.

Edit: I see that you currently have 0.811 to spend. Hmmm.
Does the coin have to be a Casascius? 0.811 is not going to be enough to pick up a slabbed brass half. You will need a bit more BTC.

Update.

I used escrow for this coin through OgNasty.

1John8Lare posted the coin with DHL on July 27th from Germany according to the tracking details supplied.
Unfortunately, the coin has not turned up. I am in the UK.
The tracking seems to be stuck, and does not show the package moving at all - actually, the last update to the tracking was when OP dropped off the coin.
OP has been in communication, and advised that he will be chasing this up with DHL this week.

Fingers crossed it arrives soon. But it doesn't look promising

Thanks,
Zepher

Yep, used escrow through OgNasty. So at least my funds are safe.
But I want the coin


Me too Pretty pissed that it has gone missing, to say the least.
I'll actually update that thread. Apologies for the derail eddie13.

This First Batch Brass Half was bought by myself for 0.745BTC.
I have not actually received the coin yet, it has gone walkabouts... but that is a separate matter entirely