HEY, stop that crap. There are still some people here who think I am the real WoodCollector. Don't take away my fun. I dont come to your house and turn off the TV when your favorite show comes on.

This is going to be fun. Took some digging but I just realized that you were one of the main guys that WoodCollector trolled. I'll be back in a bit after I have time to dig through the entire post history to pick up where he left off. Better clear your calender, I'm going to keep you glued to this machine for weeks.

Sure Smoothie, I'll take BTC500.00 for it. Let me know when you have the funds in escrow. 

Thanks guys, I appreciate it. I hadn't thought of what I would really sell the account for when I started this thread but I think if I were really going to give up my source of entertainment for the next few months I would have to get at least BTC0.5 for it. I could probably get that much just for the signature space as half this forum follows everything posted form this account like crack or heroin and short of VOD I dont think there is another account on this forum that gets as much attention as this one.

Thanks coins168, Truthfully, I am really not intersted in selling the account. The thread was just the first of many trollings to come now that I have acquired this accout. I do not think I could put a price on the entertainment that having access to this account will bring for months to come.

Thats right, it's really me, the infamous WoodCollector, maker of fake things, scammer of Bitcoin, known by some as Batman.   

There is really nothing I can say in response to anything you're going to say. There is 0 ways for me to prove I am not the original owner, and we all know it. If after a few days nobody is interested, I will just hang on to the account for any time I need an easy laugh. I wish this site had a way to bookmark users, you seem like you would be an easy target if it does not sell, Bittawm too, I bet I could get you two all kinds of worked up about nothing at all with little to no effort invested on my part.

Or I could just keep it for myself as a trolling tool when I need something to make me laugh. I bet I could get all kinds of people wound up with this account who dont realize it has a new owner yet.

Before everyone rushes in. I am not the original owner of this account and I do not know what happened to your bitcoin. I was given this account by another forum member whom the original owner left the login details with.

I am not sure what use a person would have for this account other than for trolling purposes but I figured I would throw it out there.

I am not sure what to ask for the account really as I do not know how to value something like this so I am going to put a price of

2BTC or best offer

Escrow is manditory as this account was a known scammer and I do not want to get ripped off by any of his old victims.

As many of you caught on to 4 months ago when some info leaked on the forum There was a hidden secret about the 10 wooden coins i made for 2015. Today you find out what was worth $1,000 to protect.

I have always been a fan of hidden treasure movies and the concept of something being on this planet that nobody has found that is worth enough to change someones life. My favorite movies have pretty much always been the Da Vinci Code and the National Treasure movies. Over the years as life has passed me by i had often thought about my legacy. Making my mark on history. Inspired by Satoshi Nakamoto himself and the loads of money i saved re-stocking my warehouses this year buying wood from you all directly i decided that now was my time.

Hidden on this planet somewhere is a 22" long 8" round titanium air proof time capsule container. Inside that container is 1,000 bronze bitcoins. Each one of those bronze coins is engraved with the private key to an address that holds 5BTC. Total inside the container there is key's to 5,000BTC.

I have made and sold 9 2015 wooden physical bitcoins listed below. Each one of those coins has hidden in or on it a part of the puzzle. The key to decoding the first part of that puzzle is coin #10 which after much though is being given to someone whom i already chose from this forum. In order to decode each individual wooden coin you will have to have #10 in its physical presence and in order to solve the entire first clue you will need to posses and have all 10 coins in the same physical location. The clues in the coins were crafted in a fashion that you will never find them let alone figure them out via photographs, with x-rays, or in any fashion other than having all the coins in the same location at the same time to solve the puzzle.

These 10 coins are scattered around the globe from the U.S.A to Vietnam, Germany, The Netherlands, The UK & Singapore. Inherently making it difficult or a process to put all 10 of them in the same location. Once the first clue has been solved by decoding the 10 coins it will lead you to another clue which leads to another. 5 clues in total which must be found and solved in order to gain the location of the titanium capsule which holds the 5,000BTC (or roughly $1,277,000usd at current value) treasure.

For reasons which i am sure are obvious to most of you, much like Satoshi this will be my last post or presence on the world wide web to protect my identity.

Thank you to all of you whom purchased my artworks from this forum and a very special thanks to all of you whom sold me wood over these past months which made this all possible. Regardless of the poor treatment of the self-righteous trolls and children on this forum, this treasure is my parting gift to all of you who support bitcoin in hopes that it can bring at least 10 of you together from around the globe with bitcoin at the center of it all.

Coin #1
Coin #2
Coin #3
Coin #4
Coin #5
Coin #6
Coin #7
Coin #8
Coin #9
Coin #10 - The recipient of Coin #10 can post pictures of it when he receives it if he / she wishes to do so.

Awesome, would you mind sharing the name of the power company and maybe if i paid you to check out a spot or two if i find one going and inspecting a warehouse or two on that power grid for leaks and building faults? That way i know if its worth my flying out to come check out myself or if its so bad off i dont need to bother looking at it?

So just to be clear, if you take your bill total, as in the amount you pay, and divide it by your total usage, as in the difference between last month and this month when they read the meter it comes out around $0.084? If thats the case, would you mind pm'ing me the name of the electric company and maybe helping me out on my search for a warehouse in that neck of the woods?

I'm not saying he is lying at all, just that i would like to see it documented and if he would, to know the county / power district that it is for before i go hog wild on looking for real estate in that region. I already wasted a handful of days calling around to providers in Washington to find the "sweet spot", some of them had electric as low as $0.08 Kw, but the transmission fees included it averaged out to $0.10 or higher. I just want to see the documentation before i go through the motions, and to know where that sweet spot is. I can run a fair amount of miners on my 250's but i could only put up 2 of them. Solar is not an option for me and i want to expand a little after i have had the farm up and running for a few weeks as all things considered i will break even in about 6 months on the first farm. Beyond that, its not really about turning profit so much as it is as i think that letting mining go purely commercial destroys everything that bitcoin is. It is no longer a decentralized currency when a dozen companies control 80% of the network, and we are quickly approaching that point. By the time the halving hits, if efficiency, hash rates, and current MFG. trends continue, you will not be able to break even on your investment with less than a $30k-$100k investment and even then only if you have self sustaining power that has already paid for itself or dirt cheap electric. At that point i can easily see 70%-80% of mining gone commercial and with that, i could no longer support the cause or movement of bitcoin as it would not be a decentralized alternative to fiat any longer. Long story short, rather than bitch about how bogus mining bitcoin has become, and how corporate asic mfg's are getting in their B2B only sales, i have taken some extra cash i had left over from wood buying this past year and invested it in doing something about the problem that is quickly coming upon us.

I just had wind turbines installed, there is no way i would mine on the on grid cost of electricity here.


Yep, that's what happens when kids need attention and the grown ups dont have time to sit and argue with them. Also what happens when the kids are allowed to have weighted feedback. CITM's childish feedback alone set me back -800 or better if you use the default trust list which i quit using after i figured out how the system works. I still have far more positive feedback then negative and not a one of my clients have had anything but good things to say, none of which is relevant to the discussion at hand about calculating electricity costs.


Not calling you out or anything but after a month long intensive search wherever you are getting your power from is not listed or does not exist as far as the U.S. Energy Information Administration is concerned. Would you mind taking a picture of a bill? You can black out EVERYTHING except the XXXX Kw used, and the "pay this amount" line. Also if you do that would you mind telling me what power district you are on? You dont have to divulge your city or specific location or anything, just the power company as i may be interested in buying some real estate in that vicinity. When i called the USEIA last month they said that the cheapest electric prices including delivery or transmission as some companies call it was $0.10858 / Kw and was in Washington State and that was the data published in January of this year for the annual survey. Not saying you are wrong, i would just like to see it for my own eyes if you know what i mean. Before i start digging through Zillow.com like a mad man looking for real estate.

I just wanted to get a quick show of hands and some feedback from some of you guys. How many of you that live in states where electricity has been deregulated are calculating in the actual total cost of your electricity not just what your supplier charges you?

For example, my on grid power is $0.06.54 / Kw, that is the price listed on the bills, but when i add in the "delivery / transmission" fees to the total bill paid every month it actually calculates out to over $0.1756 / Kw. calculated by dividing the total bill by the total usage.

I see people all the time talking about their uber cheap electric, which may be the case for the supply, but after some homework find out that 90% of those states and regions that have cheap supply have high cost for delivery so it really does not matter where you live you are not going to get power in the USA for less than $0.10 kw when you do the math and some places its over $0.22 when you calculate delivery.

In short, i just want a show of hands on those who actually did the full equation when they started speculating their profits, and any who are truly under $0.10 with the delivery included i would like to see some proof as i would be interested in acquiring some property in your neck of the woods.

Sorry about that.

I had posted a ton of hand carving videos but the kids that started the riot a few months ago couldn't be proven wrong so they went on a spam campaign reporting them to youtube and managed to get them all removed, and my account on youtube banned, all because i had the radio playing in the background. Like the quote in my signature says, arguing with strangers on the internet is a fools game and i am too busy to try to keep up with a bunch of 16 year olds with unlimited amounts of time on their hands.

I have since started a new youtube channel as for the time the other videos were up they seemed to be quite popular and there were a group of people who were genuinely interested, although i cannot share the channel here because of the previous incident with the kids here. Maybe in a few more months when i have no further use for this forum i will give you the link if your still into woodworking at that time. 

The only one that was hand carved was the original. I made these as a test of my new Carver Duplicator from Gemini Wood Products. I have had a lot of inquires as to making people custom limited production runs of their own wooden bitcoins as it is more cost effective then metal when you factor in minimum production and all the die fees and such. I had a home-made carver duplicator so i could replicate an original carving but it was not the best for smaller and finer detail so i bought an upgrade and wanted to test it out before i started doing production for clients from the forum here. These coins were a test production run so i could scope how fine of detail the new machine could replicate before i offered the service to the clients who inquired about it.


Here's a short video on how a carver duplicator works for those that are into woodworking and were curious

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I could not agree with you more, it's "drama" like this that turns people away from this forum, and turns some people away from bitcoin in general. The trust system is useless as far as default trust goes anyways as anyone who does any amount of real business on the forum sets their own trust list. For all practicality sake "trust" is nothing more than peoples opinions these days anyways, most take it with a grain of salt.

Nubbins has a long history of crying every time someone disagrees with him, and everyone already knows he has no business on the DFT List. Being butt buddies with CITM and others has it benefits in the manner that you can do pretty much whatever you want, make yourself look like a total idiot and still keep your place on the DFT list. Its just the sad reality of the matter.

As stated many a time now, even in my signature, “Arguing with anonymous strangers on the Internet is a sucker's game because they almost always turn out to be—or to be indistinguishable from—self-righteous sixteen-year-olds possessing infinite amounts of free time.” That being said, its best just to let him cry to his friends and argue among themselves. Feeding into their temper tantrums only gives them what they want. Something to make them feel important on the internet. Just let them cry and throw fits among themselves and sooner or later they will figure it out that they don't really matter and have made themselves look like kids along the way.

TL;DR

Just let the kids be kids and cry about how not fair life is. No need to feed Nubbins want for attention, he does this all the time.