Hey guys
Just trying out some new value propositions, can you help me out?
Monero - "The best-maintained clone of the Bytecoin scam. Except we are not a scam, but *everything* else is."
Monero - "Instant, private & secure bagholding, for free, anywhere in the world* (*min. requirements: 4 TB HD, 128 GB RAM, MS-DOS, 4 weeks sync time - or use Poloniex / FluffysMonero.com)"
Monero - "Longtime trollin', Endless syncing, Infinite Butthurt"
Monero - "Backed by NSA's Cryptonote, China Botnets, Journalist Devs, Ill-tempered Ork-army community, Poloniex (wait, that's unofficial)"
Monero - "You wanted active development & innovation? F*** You!"
Monero - "If only we had bought DASH instead of our shitcoins we wouldn't be hopping up and down with so much envy we could explode
(this one was suggested by Smooth)
Monero - "The coin that
trolls itself"
Should we do a poll?
EDIT: Sorry, wrong place, I just saw all the names and thought I was on the Monero thread.