Crazy shit Bible says, crazy shit Christians say

[BADecker]

Bible is the assembled of many books in different culture ,tradition and different years, different prophets and apostles with different ideas and experiences, what written in the bible is the idea and wisdom of the writers.

Christians don't generally say anything like that. Actually, you are the first I have ever heard say this. Well, of course I didn't "hear" it. I read it in your post. But if you'd rather I heard it, I could read it out loud for you.

 

Christians deny this because they do not want to go down in history and look at the facts. It's easier for them to simply believe in something incomprehensible that they just do not bother searching for the truth.

Actually, believing in Jesus salvation is the ONLY way to make it to Heaven.

LOL! If you do not believe in God and to work and save money for donations to the Church you can buy a ticket for a Falcon 9 and is guaranteed to go to heaven. God can hardly compete with commercial software.

Actually, the Falcon 9 thing has never been done yet. There are enough risks with it, that it might kill anyone who does it. The money system is riding bubbles that might drop money out from under the project anytime.

Donations to God are helping people find other people for salvation to everlasting life.

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[af_newbie]

Bible is the assembled of many books in different culture ,tradition and different years, different prophets and apostles with different ideas and experiences, what written in the bible is the idea and wisdom of the writers.

Christians don't generally say anything like that. Actually, you are the first I have ever heard say this. Well, of course I didn't "hear" it. I read it in your post. But if you'd rather I heard it, I could read it out loud for you.

 

Christians deny this because they do not want to go down in history and look at the facts. It's easier for them to simply believe in something incomprehensible that they just do not bother searching for the truth.

Actually, believing in Jesus salvation is the ONLY way to make it to Heaven.

LOL! If you do not believe in God and to work and save money for donations to the Church you can buy a ticket for a Falcon 9 and is guaranteed to go to heaven. God can hardly compete with commercial software.

Actually, the Falcon 9 thing has never been done yet. There are enough risks with it, that it might kill anyone who does it. The money system is riding bubbles that might drop money out from under the project anytime.

Donations to God are helping people find other people for salvation to everlasting life.

Donations to 'God' fill up pockets of pedophiles and those who protect them.

[BADecker]

Bible is the assembled of many books in different culture ,tradition and different years, different prophets and apostles with different ideas and experiences, what written in the bible is the idea and wisdom of the writers.

Christians don't generally say anything like that. Actually, you are the first I have ever heard say this. Well, of course I didn't "hear" it. I read it in your post. But if you'd rather I heard it, I could read it out loud for you.

 

Christians deny this because they do not want to go down in history and look at the facts. It's easier for them to simply believe in something incomprehensible that they just do not bother searching for the truth.

Actually, believing in Jesus salvation is the ONLY way to make it to Heaven.

LOL! If you do not believe in God and to work and save money for donations to the Church you can buy a ticket for a Falcon 9 and is guaranteed to go to heaven. God can hardly compete with commercial software.

Actually, the Falcon 9 thing has never been done yet. There are enough risks with it, that it might kill anyone who does it. The money system is riding bubbles that might drop money out from under the project anytime.

Donations to God are helping people find other people for salvation to everlasting life.

Donations to 'God' fill up pockets of pedophiles and those who protect them.

Taxes fill the pockets of pedophiles. Donations to Bible churches help to spread the Word of God for salvation of souls.

[Slow death]

Bible is the assembled of many books in different culture ,tradition and different years, different prophets and apostles with different ideas and experiences, what written in the bible is the idea and wisdom of the writers.

Christians don't generally say anything like that. Actually, you are the first I have ever heard say this. Well, of course I didn't "hear" it. I read it in your post. But if you'd rather I heard it, I could read it out loud for you.

 

Christians deny this because they do not want to go down in history and look at the facts. It's easier for them to simply believe in something incomprehensible that they just do not bother searching for the truth.

Actually, believing in Jesus salvation is the ONLY way to make it to Heaven.

LOL! If you do not believe in God and to work and save money for donations to the Church you can buy a ticket for a Falcon 9 and is guaranteed to go to heaven. God can hardly compete with commercial software.

Actually, the Falcon 9 thing has never been done yet. There are enough risks with it, that it might kill anyone who does it. The money system is riding bubbles that might drop money out from under the project anytime.

Donations to God are helping people find other people for salvation to everlasting life.

Donations to 'God' fill up pockets of pedophiles and those who protect them.

Taxes fill the pockets of pedophiles. Donations to Bible churches help to spread the Word of God for salvation of souls.

 

The church explores the poor for years, so many donations are made every day and I do not see the church helping people, on the contrary, they make people very ingenuous and tolerant.

I'm reading the Bible and I want to create a thread in this section to talk about a subject I read in the Bible that shocked and irritated me

[SirPol85]

Bible is the assembled of many books in different culture ,tradition and different years, different prophets and apostles with different ideas and experiences, what written in the bible is the idea and wisdom of the writers.

Christians don't generally say anything like that. Actually, you are the first I have ever heard say this. Well, of course I didn't "hear" it. I read it in your post. But if you'd rather I heard it, I could read it out loud for you.

 

Christians deny this because they do not want to go down in history and look at the facts. It's easier for them to simply believe in something incomprehensible that they just do not bother searching for the truth.

Actually, believing in Jesus salvation is the ONLY way to make it to Heaven.

LOL! If you do not believe in God and to work and save money for donations to the Church you can buy a ticket for a Falcon 9 and is guaranteed to go to heaven. God can hardly compete with commercial software.

Actually, the Falcon 9 thing has never been done yet. There are enough risks with it, that it might kill anyone who does it. The money system is riding bubbles that might drop money out from under the project anytime.

Donations to God are helping people find other people for salvation to everlasting life.

Donations to 'God' fill up pockets of pedophiles and those who protect them.

Taxes fill the pockets of pedophiles. Donations to Bible churches help to spread the Word of God for salvation of souls.

 

The church explores the poor for years, so many donations are made every day and I do not see the church helping people, on the contrary, they make people very ingenuous and tolerant.

I'm reading the Bible and I want to create a thread in this section to talk about a subject I read in the Bible that shocked and irritated me

I've never seen the church help people. It's just a business that draws the last money from even the poorest people.

[BADecker]

Bible is the assembled of many books in different culture ,tradition and different years, different prophets and apostles with different ideas and experiences, what written in the bible is the idea and wisdom of the writers.

Christians don't generally say anything like that. Actually, you are the first I have ever heard say this. Well, of course I didn't "hear" it. I read it in your post. But if you'd rather I heard it, I could read it out loud for you.

 

Christians deny this because they do not want to go down in history and look at the facts. It's easier for them to simply believe in something incomprehensible that they just do not bother searching for the truth.

Actually, believing in Jesus salvation is the ONLY way to make it to Heaven.

LOL! If you do not believe in God and to work and save money for donations to the Church you can buy a ticket for a Falcon 9 and is guaranteed to go to heaven. God can hardly compete with commercial software.

Actually, the Falcon 9 thing has never been done yet. There are enough risks with it, that it might kill anyone who does it. The money system is riding bubbles that might drop money out from under the project anytime.

Donations to God are helping people find other people for salvation to everlasting life.

Donations to 'God' fill up pockets of pedophiles and those who protect them.

Taxes fill the pockets of pedophiles. Donations to Bible churches help to spread the Word of God for salvation of souls.

 

The church explores the poor for years, so many donations are made every day and I do not see the church helping people, on the contrary, they make people very ingenuous and tolerant.

I'm reading the Bible and I want to create a thread in this section to talk about a subject I read in the Bible that shocked and irritated me

I've never seen the church help people. It's just a business that draws the last money from even the poorest people.

In many large communities, where the Catholic Churches are a little bigger, if you are destitute and out of money, simply go the one of these churches, become a member in the way they prescribe, and they will get you food and an apartment, etc.  But you have to be honest about it. They will see through your lies.

[Xester]

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Crazy shit Bible says
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OLD TESTAMENT:

Kings 6:29 - cannibalism
Judges 11:29-40 - human sacrifice
Leviticus 25:44 - slavery
Deuteronomy 13:12-15 - genocide
Leviticus 10:6 - you will die if you rip your clothes
Leviticus 19:19 - breeding cattle is illegal
Leviticus 21 - some bat crazy rules for priests, do not fuck young boys should be somewhere there....
Leviticus 20:10 - killing of adulterers
Leviticus 20:13 - killing of gays
Leviticus 20:9 - killing children who dishonor mother or father
Leviticus 24:16 - stoning people if they say God's name
Deuteronomy 28:53 - more cannibalism
Genesis 19:8 - prostituting your virgin daughters
Leviticus 19:19 - not mixing two kinds of material for clothing :-)
Deuteronomy 22:20-21 - more stoning for not being a virgin
Exodus 31:14-15 - killing of people who work on Sabbath
Deuteronomy 25:11-12 - cutting off hands
Deuteronomy 23:1 - you'll not go to heaven if your testicles are damaged
Leviticus 19:27 - no haircuts of any kind
Leviticus 19:28 - no tattoos, or else
Leviticus 11:7-8 - eating pork is forbidden

NEW TESTAMENT (written thousands of years after the OLD testament):

Matthew 5:29 - plucking out eyes
Matthew 5:30 - cutting off hands
Matthew 10:34 - waging wars by a sword
Corinthians 14:34-35 - women should be quiet and obey
Mark 10:11-12 - only marry once otherwise check Leviticus 20:10 for remedy
Luke 19:26-2 - genocide
Romans 1:20-32 - killing sinners
Revelation 2:5 - more killing
Revelation 2:23 - killing children
Psalm 137:9 - killing babies

Crazy things Bible says, #1:
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RrWslruLvPo

Crazy things Bible says, #2:
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tT0TXzeUbAE

Crazy things Bible says, #3:
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qkl_PefewXc&index=3&list=PLlWVv7VJx45a57Qu74jPvikH78wleNTmd

Crazy things Bible says, #4:
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=adzi_XbxcPE

Crazy things Bible says, #5:
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A6cb0GNc1WY

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Crazy shit Christians say
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Pat Robertson: Quit Your Job Over Voodoo doll:
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X65odgRN6FM

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You misunderstand: God created the angels, Jesus was one of them, he sent Jesus to Earth, we crucified him.

I follow the Bible completely and accurately by not following it completely and accurately.

Have you read the bible carefully I think you are only extracting thoughts that would serve your ideas. It is very clear that the statement as well as the link that the author have chosen were biased. He isnt posting it the values and forgiveness that Christ is teaching in the new testament. The author was very careless in reading the bible and was just extracting facts like it was a science book.

[voltesbit777]

These kind of topics show the level maturity and common sense of atheists in general 

You mean to say that being an atheist is immature?

Maybe, because like what others said most of the atheist they don't believed in God or they don't had any God in their life.
they are most likely believed what it is in their mind, they are always depending on their knowledge but not in wisdom comes from God above.

[af_newbie]

These kind of topics show the level maturity and common sense of atheists in general  

You mean to say that being an atheist is immature?

Maybe, because like what others said most of the atheist they don't believed in God or they don't had any God in their life.
they are most likely believed what it is in their mind, they are always depending on their knowledge but not in wisdom comes from God above.

90% of people are born into religion.  The religion (aka God fantasy) of their parents is driven into their head since very early age.  
I was a subject of this mental abuse until about age of 12 when I started asking questions....That was 40+ years ago...

I'm religion free for few decades now :-)

There is no wisdom in the Bible.  Bible is a Bronze Age nonsense, written and re-written by countless people.

God is an illusion.  All in your head.

Your 'God fantasy' can easily develop into more serious delusion directly affecting your life, eventually leading to schizophrenia once you hear or see 'God'.

[SirPol85]

Bible is the assembled of many books in different culture ,tradition and different years, different prophets and apostles with different ideas and experiences, what written in the bible is the idea and wisdom of the writers.

Christians don't generally say anything like that. Actually, you are the first I have ever heard say this. Well, of course I didn't "hear" it. I read it in your post. But if you'd rather I heard it, I could read it out loud for you.

 

Christians deny this because they do not want to go down in history and look at the facts. It's easier for them to simply believe in something incomprehensible that they just do not bother searching for the truth.

Actually, believing in Jesus salvation is the ONLY way to make it to Heaven.

LOL! If you do not believe in God and to work and save money for donations to the Church you can buy a ticket for a Falcon 9 and is guaranteed to go to heaven. God can hardly compete with commercial software.

Actually, the Falcon 9 thing has never been done yet. There are enough risks with it, that it might kill anyone who does it. The money system is riding bubbles that might drop money out from under the project anytime.

Donations to God are helping people find other people for salvation to everlasting life.

Donations to 'God' fill up pockets of pedophiles and those who protect them.

Taxes fill the pockets of pedophiles. Donations to Bible churches help to spread the Word of God for salvation of souls.

 

The church explores the poor for years, so many donations are made every day and I do not see the church helping people, on the contrary, they make people very ingenuous and tolerant.

I'm reading the Bible and I want to create a thread in this section to talk about a subject I read in the Bible that shocked and irritated me

I've never seen the church help people. It's just a business that draws the last money from even the poorest people.

In many large communities, where the Catholic Churches are a little bigger, if you are destitute and out of money, simply go the one of these churches, become a member in the way they prescribe, and they will get you food and an apartment, etc.  But you have to be honest about it. They will see through your lies.

Yes, it is possible only through becoming their member, because all homeless people would go to them. I mean that the church does not help seriously ill children who do not have money for the operation, but calls only to pray to God.

[Buffer Overflow]

Actually, believing in Jesus salvation is the ONLY way to make it to Heaven.

Trouble with that is heaven only gets filled up with brown-nosed Christians. Spending enternity with them, is the opposite of heaven, so it isn't heaven.
If only Christians are allowed in heaven, it isn't heaven. See, you've contradicted yourself.
Just one of the many, many, many reasons the savation thingy falls flat on it face.

Anyway, not that it matters, that's not something any rational person worries about anyway.

[BADecker]

Actually, believing in Jesus salvation is the ONLY way to make it to Heaven.

Trouble with that is heaven only gets filled up with brown-nosed Christians. Spending enternity with them, is the opposite of heaven, so it isn't heaven.
If only Christians are allowed in heaven, it isn't heaven. See, you've contradicted yourself.
Just one of the many, many, many reasons the savation thingy falls flat on it face.

Anyway, not that it matters, that's not something any rational person worries about anyway.

Heaven will get filled with people who lover perfection, starting with loving God.

[Slow death]

Have you read the bible carefully I think you are only extracting thoughts that would serve your ideas. It is very clear that the statement as well as the link that the author have chosen were biased. He isnt posting it the values and forgiveness that Christ is teaching in the new testament. The author was very careless in reading the bible and was just extracting facts like it was a science book.

I read the Bible and I'm reading again to see if I misunderstood it, but I must tell you that there is a lot of scary stuff in the Bible, OP even moderated a lot because I believe that OP could show more negative aspects of the Bible.

[BADecker]

Have you read the bible carefully I think you are only extracting thoughts that would serve your ideas. It is very clear that the statement as well as the link that the author have chosen were biased. He isnt posting it the values and forgiveness that Christ is teaching in the new testament. The author was very careless in reading the bible and was just extracting facts like it was a science book.

I read the Bible and I'm reading again to see if I misunderstood it, but I must tell you that there is a lot of scary stuff in the Bible, OP even moderated a lot because I believe that OP could show more negative aspects of the Bible.

People want to know the history of the world. The Bible shows a picture of the kind of creatures people are.

You can go to libraries and find all kinds of books with good and bad stuff in them, just like the good and bad stuff in the Bible.

The difference is the the Bible is the only place that shows Jesus salvation to eternal life.

[Buffer Overflow]

Actually, believing in Jesus salvation is the ONLY way to make it to Heaven.

Trouble with that is heaven only gets filled up with brown-nosed Christians. Spending enternity with them, is the opposite of heaven, so it isn't heaven.
If only Christians are allowed in heaven, it isn't heaven. See, you've contradicted yourself.
Just one of the many, many, many reasons the savation thingy falls flat on it face.

Anyway, not that it matters, that's not something any rational person worries about anyway.

Heaven will get filled with people who lover perfection, starting with loving God.

Perfect is boring, thus heaven would be boring, thus your heaven cannot be heaven. You've contradicted yourself yet again. 

[BADecker]

Actually, believing in Jesus salvation is the ONLY way to make it to Heaven.

Trouble with that is heaven only gets filled up with brown-nosed Christians. Spending enternity with them, is the opposite of heaven, so it isn't heaven.
If only Christians are allowed in heaven, it isn't heaven. See, you've contradicted yourself.
Just one of the many, many, many reasons the savation thingy falls flat on it face.

Anyway, not that it matters, that's not something any rational person worries about anyway.

Heaven will get filled with people who lover perfection, starting with loving God.

Perfect is boring, thus heaven would be boring, thus your heaven cannot be heaven. You've contradicted yourself yet again. 

Since you aren't close to perfect, how would you know?   

[Buffer Overflow]

Actually, believing in Jesus salvation is the ONLY way to make it to Heaven.

Trouble with that is heaven only gets filled up with brown-nosed Christians. Spending enternity with them, is the opposite of heaven, so it isn't heaven.
If only Christians are allowed in heaven, it isn't heaven. See, you've contradicted yourself.
Just one of the many, many, many reasons the savation thingy falls flat on it face.

Anyway, not that it matters, that's not something any rational person worries about anyway.

Heaven will get filled with people who lover perfection, starting with loving God.

Perfect is boring, thus heaven would be boring, thus your heaven cannot be heaven. You've contradicted yourself yet again. 

Since you aren't close to perfect, how would you know?   

Since you aren't close to heaven, how would you know?

[chixka000]

Hurray you were actually reading the bible keep it up. I am a Christian i do not read bible. I do not kill other people, i have no other god. Ywti still believed that God truly exisits you are not here because you are an asshole but you were for a reason so wake up you cant explain everything even your science

[Buffer Overflow]

I am a Christian i do not read bible.

Of course. If you read the bible properly you wouldn't be Christian.

[Slow death]

Hurray you were actually reading the bible keep it up. I am a Christian i do not read bible. I do not kill other people, i have no other god. Ywti still believed that God truly exisits you are not here because you are an asshole but you were for a reason so wake up you cant explain everything even your science

I think you should read the bible.

" Matthew 11:16

Who loves father and mother more than me is not worthy of me "

Sounds very scary