Crazy shit Bible says, crazy shit Christians say

[kirch]

In the iron age, God was no wiser than a goat herder, in the dark ages, he was no wiser than the guy who wrote the witch hammer. Before Columbus, God thought the earth was flat, and he's wish was to torture you if you thought other things...It's almost like they are making this link to all knowing wisdom up

[BADecker]

In the iron age, God was no wiser than a goat herder, in the dark ages, he was no wiser than the guy who wrote the witch hammer. Before Columbus, God thought the earth was flat, and he's wish was to torture you if you thought other things...It's almost like they are making this link to all knowing wisdom up

Grow yourself an extra set of arms out of your sides. Give them hands, so that you have 4 arms rather than two. Sure, you might have to design your own clothes. But think of how handy that would be for getting things done.

God found ways to make the earth, all life, and people. You can't even grow an extra set of arms for yourself. You talk so silly about God. Are you trying to hurt His feelings intentionally?

[stats]

In the iron age, God was no wiser than a goat herder, in the dark ages, he was no wiser than the guy who wrote the witch hammer. Before Columbus, God thought the earth was flat, and he's wish was to torture you if you thought other things...It's almost like they are making this link to all knowing wisdom up

Grow yourself an extra set of arms out of your sides. Give them hands, so that you have 4 arms rather than two. Sure, you might have to design your own clothes. But think of how handy that would be for getting things done.

God found ways to make the earth, all life, and people. You can't even grow an extra set of arms for yourself. You talk so silly about God. Are you trying to hurt His feelings intentionally?

Get your god to post a selfie? How about write a comment on this forum?

How pitiful your imaginary friend is if he can't do the simple things which we take for granted!

[BADecker]

In the iron age, God was no wiser than a goat herder, in the dark ages, he was no wiser than the guy who wrote the witch hammer. Before Columbus, God thought the earth was flat, and he's wish was to torture you if you thought other things...It's almost like they are making this link to all knowing wisdom up

Grow yourself an extra set of arms out of your sides. Give them hands, so that you have 4 arms rather than two. Sure, you might have to design your own clothes. But think of how handy that would be for getting things done.

God found ways to make the earth, all life, and people. You can't even grow an extra set of arms for yourself. You talk so silly about God. Are you trying to hurt His feelings intentionally?

Get your god to post a selfie? How about write a comment on this forum?

How pitiful your imaginary friend is if he can't do the simple things which we take for granted!

God isn't going to be intimidated by you to do anything.

God is so great that even His selfie would burn a hole through the whole Internet, and destroy anyone who happened to see it.

If you want to "see" God, fill yourself on the Bible..

Turn to God, now, while you have a little bit of a chance, before it is too late for you, and your defiance destroys you.

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In the iron age, God was no wiser than a goat herder, in the dark ages, he was no wiser than the guy who wrote the witch hammer. Before Columbus, God thought the earth was flat, and he's wish was to torture you if you thought other things...It's almost like they are making this link to all knowing wisdom up

Grow yourself an extra set of arms out of your sides. Give them hands, so that you have 4 arms rather than two. Sure, you might have to design your own clothes. But think of how handy that would be for getting things done.

God found ways to make the earth, all life, and people. You can't even grow an extra set of arms for yourself. You talk so silly about God. Are you trying to hurt His feelings intentionally?

Get your god to post a selfie? How about write a comment on this forum?

How pitiful your imaginary friend is if he can't do the simple things which we take for granted!

God isn't going to be intimidated by you to do anything.

God is so great that even His selfie would burn a hole through the whole Internet, and destroy anyone who happened to see it.

If you want to "see" God, fill yourself on the Bible..

Turn to God, now, while you have a little bit of a chance, before it is too late for you, and your defiance destroys you.

Assumptions.... you simply make assumptions based on what you want to believe.

My flying unicorn Frank says your god is a pussy!

[BADecker]

In the iron age, God was no wiser than a goat herder, in the dark ages, he was no wiser than the guy who wrote the witch hammer. Before Columbus, God thought the earth was flat, and he's wish was to torture you if you thought other things...It's almost like they are making this link to all knowing wisdom up

Grow yourself an extra set of arms out of your sides. Give them hands, so that you have 4 arms rather than two. Sure, you might have to design your own clothes. But think of how handy that would be for getting things done.

God found ways to make the earth, all life, and people. You can't even grow an extra set of arms for yourself. You talk so silly about God. Are you trying to hurt His feelings intentionally?

Get your god to post a selfie? How about write a comment on this forum?

How pitiful your imaginary friend is if he can't do the simple things which we take for granted!

God isn't going to be intimidated by you to do anything.

God is so great that even His selfie would burn a hole through the whole Internet, and destroy anyone who happened to see it.

If you want to "see" God, fill yourself on the Bible..

Turn to God, now, while you have a little bit of a chance, before it is too late for you, and your defiance destroys you.

Assumptions.... you simply make assumptions based on what you want to believe.

My flying unicorn Frank says your god is a pussy!

If that is really what your flying, Frank unicorn says, when you sit on him, you are simply showing the method of the crucifixion the way the Mormons believe it.

[joebrook]

Not a single thing you do bothers the almighty God, you are less than an ant to him, you should mind your words though before his fury descends on you.

[Russelmain]

Not a single thing you do bothers the almighty God, you are less than an ant to him, you should mind your words though before his fury descends on you.

Of course that compared to how the world was created or the Universe in this world in general is like an ant and the right one you said and compared here. At the same time I would like to know the importance of man and how much he influences this world and its changes without invoking God.

[BADecker]

Not a single thing you do bothers the almighty God, you are less than an ant to him, you should mind your words though before his fury descends on you.

But our possibilities are enormous. After all, Jesus, the Son of God, willingly died on the cross that we might live.

[rjbtc2017]

A lot of things in bible i read are somehow unjustifiable, when i ask my christian friends they will just say
"I am not God, of course i don't know the answer, you just need to have faith in order to understand"
which basically means, Everything is ok in the bible because God permitted it to happen.
as a believer in heart,[opinion>] I do believe that a lot of christians are creating another version of God ( which is all loving, unconditionally loving people)
but if you'll just read in the bible, when God is angry, Many will die.. (Many is an understatement)

[Moloch]

Exodus 21:17 "And he that curseth his father, or his mother, shall surely be put to death."

What idiot god would condone killing of children?



Exodus 21:20-21 "And if a man smite his servant, or his maid, with a rod, and he die under his hand; he shall be surely punished. Notwithstanding, if he continue a day or two, he shall not be punished: for he is his money."

What idiot god would tell you how to beat your slaves, and refer to slaves as money?!?



What idiot would follow a book which says such evil things are good?

[Belmyl]

So I've finally reached the end with the reading. And I'll say one thing: what the hell...

This is to for all the religious people: believe what you want, that's ok, but don't try to impose your craziness on others. You know how gay people are told that they can do whatever they want in the privacy of their own home? Do the same. Stop forcing people believe what you believe. We have the internet, we have libraries - we'll read, inform ourselves and decide for ourselves.

[Hjalmond]

i think anti god posting should be illegal and punishable too.

[Moloch]

i think anti god posting should be illegal and punishable too.

I think any book which condones slavery should be burned

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Bible_and_slavery

[BADecker]

i think anti god posting should be illegal and punishable too.

I think any book which condones slavery should be burned

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Bible_and_slavery

Why stop with books? Burn the Constitution so you don't have to be in slavery through taxes.

[Moloch]

i think anti god posting should be illegal and punishable too.

I think any book which condones slavery should be burned

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Bible_and_slavery

Why stop with books? Burn the Constitution so you don't have to be in slavery through taxes.

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[BADecker]

i think anti god posting should be illegal and punishable too.

I think any book which condones slavery should be burned

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Bible_and_slavery

Why stop with books? Burn the Constitution so you don't have to be in slavery through taxes.

^^ More Crazy shit christians say ^^

Well? The Constitution enforces taxes, which are a form of slavery. It's starting to turn into more crazy shit that Moloch says.

[Moloch]

i think anti god posting should be illegal and punishable too.

I think any book which condones slavery should be burned

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Bible_and_slavery

Why stop with books? Burn the Constitution so you don't have to be in slavery through taxes.

^^ More Crazy shit christians say ^^

Well? The Constitution enforces taxes, which are a form of slavery. It's starting to turn into more crazy shit that Moloch says.

The IRS "enforces taxes"... the constitution is a piece of paper

Also, taxation is not slavery... wtf?

Is it your goal to use every word in the English language improperly until they lose all meaning?  Is that your goal?

Do you even care about what you say, or are you just trolling because you are mad?

[af_newbie]

i think anti god posting should be illegal and punishable too.

I think any book which condones slavery should be burned

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Bible_and_slavery

Why stop with books? Burn the Constitution so you don't have to be in slavery through taxes.

^^ More Crazy shit christians say ^^

Well? The Constitution enforces taxes, which are a form of slavery. It's starting to turn into more crazy shit that Moloch says.

Stick with the subject of this thread: Crazy shit the Bible says, not crazy shit BADecker says.  We can compile your ridiculous posts into one thread.  The shear volume of your idiotic posts would make a nice kindle book.

God clearly specified who can be slave, how to beat slaves, how slaves should be treated as property that can be passed on as inheritance.

I am surprised that religious ideologies have not been banned yet.  All religions are evil and should be banned.

[darklus123]

Stick with the subject of this thread: Crazy shit the Bible says, not crazy shit BADecker says.  We can compile your ridiculous posts into one thread.  The shear volume of your idiotic posts would make a nice kindle book.

God clearly specified who can be slave, how to beat slaves, how slaves should be treated as property that can be passed on as inheritance.

I am surprised that religious ideologies have not been banned yet.  All religions are evil and should be banned.

I agree all religions should be banned since those are evil, money should also be banned since those are evil. Even humans, all humans are doing something that best describes to an evil, therefore humans should also be banned. Anything that ever existed should not exist including evil.

Tho that sounds idiotic as well. Purely  nonsense