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So my body played an awesome April Fools prank on me. I just came back from the hospital after having a kidney stone. The pain was quite intense. I spent around 4 hours waiting in the emergency room enduring hell and the rest of the time in stationary care, hopped up on meds. Well, I say stationary care but it was mostly me getting laughs from the nurses from doing weird cardio in the halls on pain meds and a bottle of water in one hand and a IV-stand in the other because I would rather force the stone to come out by itself rather than get a tube inserted up my urethra. But it worked. Back home quickly, pain free but a bit sore. Life is good. 
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So my body played an awesome April Fools prank on me. I just came back from the hospital after having a kidney stone. The pain was quite intense. I spent around 4 hours waiting in the emergency room enduring hell and the rest of the time in stationary care, hopped up on meds. Well, I say stationary care but it was mostly me getting laughs from the nurses from doing weird cardio in the halls on pain meds and a bottle of water in one hand and a IV-stand in the other because I would rather force the stone to come out by itself rather than get a tube inserted up my urethra. But it worked. Back home quickly, pain free. Life is good.  Ouch. An old friend, in his late teen age, suffered a kidney rupture, following blockage of the uretha by big clots. To make it short: He had that tube insertion experience. While he was kinda enjoying the nurse trying to make him hard while he was on a fair dose of painkillers (he was an expert in the substance abuse field, also coming off a LSD trip at that morning), the fun was guaranteed to be over when he got that 3/8-inch tube inserted into his front end. Telling by the details of the story he told me, you must have been really lucky  (Did multiple edits for adding details) EDIT2: Buddy diving those $27k waters again 
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April 03, 2023, 08:25:54 PM |
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Wow. A bear where it all began. Birthplace of the IMF and American money dominance (while it lasted). I drove by there once in my youth and it looked so beautiful that I wanted to stay for a night or two but as soon as I stepped out of the car I was covered in blood-sucking mosquitoes so I decided to continue on to Boston instead. It's best to go in the winter but watch out for the blood-sucking banksters.
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goldkingcoiner
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April 03, 2023, 08:35:19 PM |
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So my body played an awesome April Fools prank on me. I just came back from the hospital after having a kidney stone. The pain was quite intense. I spent around 4 hours waiting in the emergency room enduring hell and the rest of the time in stationary care, hopped up on meds. Well, I say stationary care but it was mostly me getting laughs from the nurses from doing weird cardio in the halls on pain meds and a bottle of water in one hand and a IV-stand in the other because I would rather force the stone to come out by itself rather than get a tube inserted up my urethra. But it worked. Back home quickly, pain free. Life is good.  Ouch. An old friend, in his late teen age, suffered a kidney rupture, following blockage of the uretha by big clots. To make it short: He had that tube insertion experience. While he was kinda enjoying the nurse trying to make him hard while he was on a fair dose of painkillers (he was an expert in the substance abuse field, also coming off a LSD trip at that morning), the fun was guaranteed to be over when he got that 3/8-inch tube inserted into his front end. Telling by the details of the story he told me, you must have been really lucky  (Did multiple edits for adding details) EDIT2: Buddy diving those $27k waters again  Oh yeah, they showed me the tube.  That was all the motivation I needed.
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April 03, 2023, 08:37:16 PM |
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So my body played an awesome April Fools prank on me. I just came back from the hospital after having a kidney stone. The pain was quite intense. I spent around 4 hours waiting in the emergency room enduring hell and the rest of the time in stationary care, hopped up on meds. Well, I say stationary care but it was mostly me getting laughs from the nurses from doing weird cardio in the halls on pain meds and a bottle of water in one hand and a IV-stand in the other because I would rather force the stone to come out by itself rather than get a tube inserted up my urethra. But it worked. Back home quickly, pain free. Life is good.  Ouch. An old friend, in his late teen age, suffered a kidney rupture, following blockage of the uretha by big clots. To make it short: He had that tube insertion experience. While he was kinda enjoying the nurse trying to make him hard while he was on a fair dose of painkillers (he was an expert in the substance abuse field, also coming off a LSD trip at that morning), the fun was guaranteed to be over when he got that 3/8-inch tube inserted into his front end. Telling by the details of the story he told me, you must have been really lucky  (Did multiple edits for adding details) EDIT2: Buddy diving those $27k waters again  Oh yeah, they showed me the tube.  That was all the motivation I needed. Is it 3/8-inch wide, or 3/8-inch long?
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goldkingcoiner
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April 03, 2023, 08:45:01 PM |
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So my body played an awesome April Fools prank on me. I just came back from the hospital after having a kidney stone. The pain was quite intense. I spent around 4 hours waiting in the emergency room enduring hell and the rest of the time in stationary care, hopped up on meds. Well, I say stationary care but it was mostly me getting laughs from the nurses from doing weird cardio in the halls on pain meds and a bottle of water in one hand and a IV-stand in the other because I would rather force the stone to come out by itself rather than get a tube inserted up my urethra. But it worked. Back home quickly, pain free. Life is good.  Ouch. An old friend, in his late teen age, suffered a kidney rupture, following blockage of the uretha by big clots. To make it short: He had that tube insertion experience. While he was kinda enjoying the nurse trying to make him hard while he was on a fair dose of painkillers (he was an expert in the substance abuse field, also coming off a LSD trip at that morning), the fun was guaranteed to be over when he got that 3/8-inch tube inserted into his front end. Telling by the details of the story he told me, you must have been really lucky  (Did multiple edits for adding details) EDIT2: Buddy diving those $27k waters again  Oh yeah, they showed me the tube.  That was all the motivation I needed. Is it 3/8-inch wide, or 3/8-inch long? Wide. About 12 inches long.
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April 03, 2023, 09:41:50 PM |
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Twitter updates its website logo to Dogecoin #DOGE and I think it is indication that DOGE will be pump  20% shit coin pump. Not bad for something that has been proven to be an utter shit coin over and over and over again. Think they meant to put this as the logo  Shit coin will do what shit coin does: distract from bitcoin.  Both Jacks wanted to have BTC as the method of payments on twitter when they discussed last on the topic. Think it will just blow over as Musk was just in talks with the judge who is overseeing the court case against him on shilling doge a year ago. So this is essentially a big flipping of the bird to the one who was suing him.  But he's currently having a meme war on there. https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1643002171942916096
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April 03, 2023, 09:46:56 PM |
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So my body played an awesome April Fools prank on me. I just came back from the hospital after having a kidney stone. The pain was quite intense. I spent around 4 hours waiting in the emergency room enduring hell and the rest of the time in stationary care, hopped up on meds. Well, I say stationary care but it was mostly me getting laughs from the nurses from doing weird cardio in the halls on pain meds and a bottle of water in one hand and a IV-stand in the other because I would rather force the stone to come out by itself rather than get a tube inserted up my urethra. But it worked. Back home quickly, pain free but a bit sore. Life is good.  key that water is only h2o not spring not smart not tap if in USA target sells a reverse osmosis for around $2.50 24 bottles. Just drink tons of them. https://www.target.com/p/purified-drinking-water-24pk-16-9-fl-oz-bottles-good-gather-8482/-/A-54407104#lnk=sametabOnce a week I find a day to drink 10-12 of them. zero stones since that prevention method. I also make all coffee and tea with them or with this filter https://www.amazon.com/dp/B07XVMJX1D/ref=sspa_dk_detail_5?these waters from target or the filter are close to pure h2o
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April 03, 2023, 09:57:44 PM |
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Musk's Meme war has begun! Hide yo kids!  ^^ He certainly is a strategist especially with what had just happened on the platform with just going and changing the original logo which was it's staple and everybody knew it for:  With just saying " As promised!" https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1642976364080041984He will most certainly put this attention in his favor and since his other company Tesla holds BTC you can count he will change it up at a later date to focus on the king of all cryptocurrencies. This is just an inroad.  This piece of art will age like a fine wine. https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=5336007.msg62029930#msg62029930
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April 03, 2023, 10:19:42 PM Last edit: April 03, 2023, 10:49:27 PM by HI-TEC99 |
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So my body played an awesome April Fools prank on me. I just came back from the hospital after having a kidney stone. The pain was quite intense. I spent around 4 hours waiting in the emergency room enduring hell and the rest of the time in stationary care, hopped up on meds. Well, I say stationary care but it was mostly me getting laughs from the nurses from doing weird cardio in the halls on pain meds and a bottle of water in one hand and a IV-stand in the other because I would rather force the stone to come out by itself rather than get a tube inserted up my urethra. But it worked. Back home quickly, pain free. Life is good.  Ouch. An old friend, in his late teen age, suffered a kidney rupture, following blockage of the uretha by big clots. To make it short: He had that tube insertion experience. While he was kinda enjoying the nurse trying to make him hard while he was on a fair dose of painkillers (he was an expert in the substance abuse field, also coming off a LSD trip at that morning), the fun was guaranteed to be over when he got that 3/8-inch tube inserted into his front end. Telling by the details of the story he told me, you must have been really lucky  (Did multiple edits for adding details) EDIT2: Buddy diving those $27k waters again  Oh yeah, they showed me the tube.  That was all the motivation I needed. Is it 3/8-inch wide, or 3/8-inch long? Wide. About 12 inches long. Are you serious? 
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So my body played an awesome April Fools prank on me. I just came back from the hospital after having a kidney stone. The pain was quite intense. I spent around 4 hours waiting in the emergency room enduring hell and the rest of the time in stationary care, hopped up on meds. Well, I say stationary care but it was mostly me getting laughs from the nurses from doing weird cardio in the halls on pain meds and a bottle of water in one hand and a IV-stand in the other because I would rather force the stone to come out by itself rather than get a tube inserted up my urethra. But it worked. Back home quickly, pain free but a bit sore. Life is good.  Just the thought of pissing a jagged pebble thru my penis hole makes me shudder. But also, just the thought of pain meds makes me….ummm…never mind. I’d best not have those thoughts… All the best m8.
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So my body played an awesome April Fools prank on me. I just came back from the hospital after having a kidney stone. The pain was quite intense. I spent around 4 hours waiting in the emergency room enduring hell and the rest of the time in stationary care, hopped up on meds. Well, I say stationary care but it was mostly me getting laughs from the nurses from doing weird cardio in the halls on pain meds and a bottle of water in one hand and a IV-stand in the other because I would rather force the stone to come out by itself rather than get a tube inserted up my urethra. But it worked. Back home quickly, pain free. Life is good.  Ouch. An old friend, in his late teen age, suffered a kidney rupture, following blockage of the uretha by big clots. To make it short: He had that tube insertion experience. While he was kinda enjoying the nurse trying to make him hard while he was on a fair dose of painkillers (he was an expert in the substance abuse field, also coming off a LSD trip at that morning), the fun was guaranteed to be over when he got that 3/8-inch tube inserted into his front end. Telling by the details of the story he told me, you must have been really lucky  (Did multiple edits for adding details) EDIT2: Buddy diving those $27k waters again  Oh yeah, they showed me the tube.  That was all the motivation I needed. Is it 3/8-inch wide, or 3/8-inch long? Wide. About 12 inches long. Are you serious?  My dad had so many complications due to scar tissue after prostate cancer surgery that he had to self-catheterize regularly for weeks at a time over about a year. He says it's easier than bitcoin.
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April 03, 2023, 11:51:57 PM |
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My dad had so many complications due to scar tissue after prostate cancer surgery that he had to self-catheterize regularly for weeks at a time over about a year. He says it's easier than bitcoin.
He had to feed the snake through a tube few times a day? After a while you get used to anything, I guess, but the mere thought is horrifying. I'll have to erase it from my mind or I'll have scar tissue forming there and then who knows where the tube will have to go...
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Buddy is flat-lining (better than declining).
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