..."carbon negative" mumbo jumbo.. what a bunch of baloney...
Hey. Don't diss being carbon negative.
I figure 400 acres of dense boreal-transition forest has enough trees to offset all the carbon that my John Deere Gator, my Honda ATV and generator, my Stihl chainsaw, and all my various woodstoves and campfires dump into the environment (not to mention mining all the Bitcoin I spent to pay for them).
Compare that to the environmental impact of the military required to maintain the global banking system.