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June 28, 2011, 02:12:40 PM Last edit: January 21, 2013, 05:28:56 AM by Ryland R. Taylor-Almanza |
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Decided I wanted to help out some newbies, so make me laugh and you'll earn a bitcent. I don't laugh easily, though, so it's going to be hard, and you most likely won't succeed. I'll try and go easy on you, so if I think it's funny enough, but if I still don't laugh, I might send you a bitcent anyway.
EDIT: I stopped sending bitcents for laughs a long time ago, and forgot to update the op. However, I'm keeping the thread open for when other people have some change and need a laugh.
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Ryland R. Taylor-Almanza (OP)
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June 28, 2011, 02:13:09 PM |
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I'll be checking these when I get home today.
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June 28, 2011, 02:14:40 PM |
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DON"T TELL ME WHAT TO DO BRO!
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June 28, 2011, 02:32:44 PM |
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Tight budget, for that money I can only take my back from chair and immediately put it back.
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June 28, 2011, 02:36:52 PM |
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What's brown and sticky?
A stick.
Please send funds to 18u3mnuT71HAbE1oHwpXjXseiqXEay4Csr
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June 28, 2011, 02:43:45 PM |
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REALLLLY wanna play but I'm not quite sure what I can get away with on such an international board lol... I guess I could always poke fun at my politicians.
hmmm... think that would piss anyone off?
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June 28, 2011, 02:51:10 PM |
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Apparently there have been reports lately of several TSA agents developing cancer.
A buddhist goes up to a hot dog vendor and tells him, "Make me one with everything."
One time I was hanging out with a friend of mine and some people he knows. One lady was asking me about myself and asked where I was from. When I told her I was from Idaho she said, "Wow were there any other black people up there?" To which I replied, "Believe it or not, my parents were black too!"
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June 28, 2011, 02:51:22 PM |
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David Hasselhoff walks into a bar and says, "I want you all to call me The Hoff!" The barman says, "Sure, David. No hassle."
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June 28, 2011, 02:53:58 PM |
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Me and my mates are in a band called Duvet. We're a cover band.
Everyone can put on their Curriculum Vitae that they know a little Latin.
I'm so skint at the moment that all I can afford to eat are herbs my mate has lent me. I'm living on borrowed thyme.
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June 28, 2011, 02:54:26 PM Last edit: June 28, 2011, 03:16:16 PM by Insti |
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Have you checked out http://witcoin.com/ where you can do just that. (Edit: reward/earn bitcoins for good content. Not borrow thyme.)
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June 28, 2011, 02:55:04 PM |
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Ben Bernanke heads up a fine organization.
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First seastead company actually selling sea homes: Ocean Builders https://ocean.builders Of course we accept bitcoin.
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This is my current favorite: ![](https://ip.bitcointalk.org/?u=http%3A%2F%2F30.media.tumblr.com%2Ftumblr_lhqj79EWQb1qdkipyo1_500.jpg&t=665&c=Z8NJaU5ZjkiUzg)
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World renowned expert on silly sketches and stupid gif animations. Your tips are welcome: 17cETm8zDugFKuNQMprW6GgAFEpmrcPUA
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June 28, 2011, 03:51:53 PM |
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I was in a restaurant yesterday when I suddenly realized that I had to pass gas really badly, I noticed the music was really loud, so I timed my gas with the beat of the music.
After a couple of songs I started to feel better. I finished my drink, and noticed that everyone was staring at me... I suddenly remember I was listening to my iPod.
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June 28, 2011, 03:59:24 PM |
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Thought I might write something funny. However, I'm not much of a joker. Eh, might as well give it a try. Gotta get all the Bitcoins I can ![Grin](https://bitcointalk.org/Smileys/default/grin.gif) A chicken crosses the road, and............ Makes it to the other side! End of joke. Funny eh? BTW, read every first letter of this paragraph. 1LrQjb4j9dE8nWP6xiRHFzXe1abGRaaNM8
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Digital artist for hire! Sketches anyone? Want a custom Photoshop artwork? PM me! GIF banners available too!
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June 28, 2011, 04:00:45 PM |
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Alright. I have a joke for you that's relevant to bitcoin and cryptoanarchist types... Q: How many anarcho-capitalists does it take to change a lightbulb? A: If the market were truly free, lightbulbs would change themselves. via http://riotjoke.com/402Yeah, I heard you lol: 146oVEuLE3wNRE6WEoTPMy3fsgYfecxyiH
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June 28, 2011, 04:06:24 PM |
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So the W.H.O. was having a huge get together of the best doctors in the world. Before the seminar a U.S. doctor took a seat at a table with a German and a French doctor.
The German doctor was telling the French doctor that his country had the best and the brightest in their labs, and they had come up with a way to replace a man's entire digestive tract and have him looking for work again in 3 weeks.
The French doctor was impressed, but he thought he could top that. O yea, he says, well we're finalizing a program that can replace a man's entire spine and have him back on the streets looking for work in 2 weeks.
The German was impressed, but not the American. He set his drink down and told both of them he could top that easily. He said back home they've perfected a way to replace the president and have half the country looking for work the next day.
Trying to think of my favorite Bush joke just incase there are people here that can't apreciate a good joke without getting all defensive, but the problem is there are too many Bush jokes in my head to pick my favorite lol
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What's the difference between peanut butter and jam? ![Roll Eyes](https://bitcointalk.org/Smileys/default/rolleyes.gif) EDIT: my address is 13WZAEsrYMpMprFJhU8r2HafdBQHfGQc5e for when you've googled the answer.
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This is my current favorite: ![](https://ip.bitcointalk.org/?u=http%3A%2F%2F30.media.tumblr.com%2Ftumblr_lhqj79EWQb1qdkipyo1_500.jpg&t=665&c=Z8NJaU5ZjkiUzg) 1KMJnCZjkCU1rJ9DqDr5Nku88EjofJGstu Bitcent sent.
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June 28, 2011, 08:08:42 PM |
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How many Americans does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Hey, that's not funny. We're suing!
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June 28, 2011, 08:53:12 PM |
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