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July 01, 2011, 01:26:38 AM
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Hm, maybe I could try again?



http://memebase.com/ is always funny Cheesy (if you're into memes that is)
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July 01, 2011, 02:41:16 PM
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July 01, 2011, 11:14:22 PM
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Hell, most of these are probably old but I'll give it a shot =P

http://i1226.photobucket.com/albums/ee412/trollnystan_memes/afZhb.jpg

http://i1226.photobucket.com/albums/ee412/trollnystan_memes/deadpool.jpg

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http://i1226.photobucket.com/albums/ee412/trollnystan_memes/demotivational-posters-the-justice-system.jpg

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July 01, 2011, 11:41:15 PM
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hows funny admin called?
lolmin.

i bet u got at least a chuckle.
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July 01, 2011, 11:44:16 PM
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What's the difference between jam and jelly?




No one's ever been able to jelly their **** into their gf.



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July 01, 2011, 11:49:07 PM
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A short one:

A masochist to a sadist: "Please beat me..."
and the sadist reply "NO!"

tip cent here: 19QZrPtu2jPX6kiERvfkKHXxFkovjx8akB     Cool

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July 07, 2011, 12:41:48 AM
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I doubt the OP is still giving out cents but this made me laugh like hell, so thought I'd share anyway.

Hope y'all get a giggle.

https://i.imgur.com/DRQJk.jpg
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July 07, 2011, 03:06:11 AM
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"Once I saw this guy on a bridge about to jump. I said, "Don't do it!" He said, "Nobody loves me." I said, "God loves you. Do you believe in God?"

He said, "Yes." I said, "Are you a Christian or a Jew?" He said, "A Christian." I said, "Me, too! Protestant or Catholic?" He said, "Protestant." I said, "Me, too! What franchise?" He said, "Baptist." I said, "Me, too! Northern Baptist or Southern Baptist?" He said, "Northern Baptist." I said, "Me, too! Northern Conservative Baptist or Northern Liberal Baptist?"

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Northern Conservative†Baptist Great Lakes Region Council of 1879, or Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region Council of 1912?" He said, "Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region Council of 1912." I said, "Die, heretic!" And I pushed him over."


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July 07, 2011, 03:09:56 AM
Last edit: July 07, 2011, 03:45:27 AM by JaTochNietDan
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http://dl.dropbox.com/u/12901320/Pictures/71.jpg

If you don't laugh....
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July 07, 2011, 03:43:42 AM
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If you don't laugh....
Bitcent sent.

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July 07, 2011, 03:50:04 AM
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http://www.hjackson.org/blog/mental-wanking.jpg

I'm still a newbie and wish to recieve another Bitcent, so here's another funny Smiley
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July 07, 2011, 03:59:27 AM
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Two cannibals are eating dinner.
One says "Hate my mother-in-law"
the other says, "well then... just eat the noodles"

Two cannibals are eating a clown.
One says to the other,
"Does this taste funny to you?"

To cannibals, all fights are food fights.

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July 07, 2011, 06:37:12 AM
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Please give today.

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July 07, 2011, 08:02:08 AM
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A buddhist goes up to a hot dog vendor and tells him, "Make me one with everything."


Aaah, that one went famous recently. For those who didn't get it at first, you're not the only one: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xlIrI80og8c  Grin

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July 07, 2011, 08:40:47 AM
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Please read first post here: http://forum.bitcoin.org/index.php?topic=25512.0

then mu answer: http://forum.bitcoin.org/index.php?topic=25512.msg317878#msg317878

if I made you laugh you are free to donate. My address is in my signature.

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July 07, 2011, 09:50:04 AM
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If you like this picture please send coins to your poor, starving man: 158es1Pbb7FLhuzVHVSRDT5bq4KWJ8oyf1

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If you like this picture please send coins to your poor, starving man: 158es1Pbb7FLhuzVHVSRDT5bq4KWJ8oyf1

Thank you very much!
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July 07, 2011, 10:01:39 AM
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If you like this picture

For those of you who can't see the picture, here is an enlarged version of it:

https://i.imgur.com/u5Vdu.png

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July 08, 2011, 07:20:21 AM
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Ok, how about this?

(I dont always get new reply notifications, pls send a pm when you think it has happened)

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It's bothering me that there is a comma and not a period..
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