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July 11, 2011, 08:49:09 PM |
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July 11, 2011, 10:06:32 PM |
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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "Hey buddy, why the long face?"
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July 11, 2011, 11:55:49 PM |
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Two guys walk in to a bar. The third one ducks. Ba-dum-bump.
No need to pay me. I could really make you laugh if I could figure out how to post a mirror in a forum post......
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July 12, 2011, 03:58:03 PM |
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July 12, 2011, 04:11:00 PM |
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Did U hear about the fire at the circus? It was intense! (In tents...)
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EskimoBob
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Quality Printing Services by Federal Reserve Bank
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July 12, 2011, 04:16:56 PM |
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@satellitehigh -> @Krokodill_G -> "I went to strip club and was disappointed to discover that they don't accept bitcoin even though I had printed out hashes to put in g-strings"
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While reading what I wrote, use the most friendliest and relaxing voice in your head. BTW, Things in BTC bubble universes are getting ugly....
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Alex Beckenham
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July 12, 2011, 08:58:16 PM |
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A wife asks her husband, "Could you please go shopping for me and buy one carton of milk, and if they have eggs, get 6."
A short time later the husband comes back with 6 cartons of milk.
The wife asks him, "Why the hell did you buy 6 cartons of milk?"
He replied, "They had eggs."
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July 12, 2011, 09:06:29 PM |
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So my father told me a story from his childhood the other day, maybe you'll find it amusing.
It is the day of my dad's Sister's wedding (very conservative woman, prudish and ever-formal). Their father had been drinking heavily all afternoon. He left the reception early, went home and climbed into bed. During his brief sleep, the alcohol he had consumed had led his bowel to discharge into his underpants.
Waking up, he realised his underwear crime and pulled them off, throwing them out of the window through drunken confusion and desperation to be rid of the smell.
My father and his friend were playing outside the house, when they see the sister approaching.
Her beautiful wedding day; her white dress, her new husband and envious friends behind her, and her father's shit-drenched y-fronts laying on the path in front of them.
A tale of shame.
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July 13, 2011, 11:27:24 AM |
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July 13, 2011, 01:43:13 PM |
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Dalai lama orders a 5$ hot-dog pays with a 10$ bill
Dalai Lama waits for his change but the change never comes
Dalai Lama is like:
"HEY MAN! where is my change?"
and the waiter says:
"Change must come from within!"
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July 14, 2011, 03:35:04 PM |
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Here's a good one.
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July 29, 2011, 05:58:07 PM |
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What's the useless skin around the vagina called?....................................
THE WOMAN
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July 29, 2011, 06:45:44 PM |
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Hardware Expert / WinXP, Win7 Expert
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July 29, 2011, 06:49:51 PM |
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I didn't know what was happening at first, but after watching it a few times, I started laughing my ass off! Bitcent sent.
What's the difference between a lightbulb and a pregnant woman? ...You can unscrew the lightbulb.
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