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March 01, 2014, 12:06:20 PM |
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Next time your boss pisses you off go up to him and say " Hey hows your wife and my kids?"
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mprep
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March 01, 2014, 12:08:32 PM |
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Next time your boss pisses you off go up to him and say " Hey hows your wife and my kids?"
If you want to get fired.  |
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Kiki112
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March 01, 2014, 12:09:54 PM |
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Next time your boss pisses you off go up to him and say " Hey hows your wife and my kids?"
you surely won't get fired, no odds of that happening |
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mprep
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March 01, 2014, 12:28:36 PM |
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Next time your boss pisses you off go up to him and say " Hey hows your wife and my kids?"
you surely won't get fired, no odds of that happening If the boss is easily butthurt, getting fired is a big possibility. |
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Kiki112
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March 01, 2014, 12:36:07 PM |
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Next time your boss pisses you off go up to him and say " Hey hows your wife and my kids?"
you surely won't get fired, no odds of that happening If the boss is easily butthurt, getting fired is a big possibility. I was being sarcastic.. |
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mprep
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March 01, 2014, 12:39:01 PM |
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@Kiki112: Never put a simley on sarcasm. Completely changes the meaning.
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March 01, 2014, 03:27:02 PM |
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A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey. He orders a drink, and while he's drinking, the monkey jumps all over the place, eating everything behind the bar.
Then the monkey jumps on to the pool table and swallows a billiard ball.
The bartender screams at the guy, "Your monkey just ate the cue ball off my pool table -- whole!"
"Sorry," replied the guy. "He eats everything in sight, the little bastard. I'll pay for everything."
The man finishes his drink, pays and leaves.
Two weeks later, he's in the bar with his pet monkey, again. He orders a drink, and the monkey starts running around the bar.
The monkey finds a maraschino cherry on the bar. He grabs it, sticks it up his ass, pulls it out and eats it.
The bartender is disgusted. "Did you see what your monkey did now?" he asks.
"Yeah," replies the guy. "He still eats everything in sight, but ever since he swallowed that cue ball, he measures stuff first."
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Kiki112
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March 01, 2014, 03:31:51 PM |
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@Kiki112: Never put a simley on sarcasm. Completely changes the meaning.
okay, sorry A guy with a parrot walks into a bar and the waitor asks, oh he's cool, where did you get him? Africa, there's like a million of them, the parrot said |
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March 01, 2014, 03:44:05 PM |
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@Kiki112: Never put a simley on sarcasm. Completely changes the meaning.
okay, sorry A guy with a parrot walks into a bar and the waitor asks, oh he's cool, where did you get him? Africa, there's like a million of them, the parrot said Nice one. A little lacking in text formatting but pretty good. |
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March 01, 2014, 09:16:12 PM |
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A red ship crashes into a blue ship. The sailors were marooned.
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What's the difference between a taxidermist and a tax collector?
The taxidermist leaves the skin behind.
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Two wrongs don't make a right. But three lefts do.
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March 02, 2014, 11:32:44 AM |
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A guy walks into a bar and sees a sign that reads:
Cheese Sandwich: $1.50
Chicken Sandwich: $2.50
Hand Job: $10.00
He checks his wallet and beckons to the sexy bartender.
"Are you the one who gives the hand jobs?" he asks.
"Yes," she purrs. "I am."
"Well, wash your frickin' hands," says the man. "I want a cheese sandwich!"
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March 08, 2014, 05:30:20 AM |
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Homer simpson and hippies both have something in common,dohpe
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March 08, 2014, 06:24:31 AM |
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Boy: *calls 911* Hello? I need your help!
911: Alright, What is it?
Boy: Two girls are fighting over me!
911: So what's your emergency?
Boy: The ugly one is winning.
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March 08, 2014, 06:30:45 AM |
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One of my favorite "me" jokes... (slightly Jewish, but I think it was a birth defect)
Q: Whats the diffence between a pizza and a jew?
A: The pizza doesnt scream when you put it in the oven
Q: How many Jews can you fit in a car? A: How many ashtrays does it have? |
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March 08, 2014, 07:43:43 AM |
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I've got a good joke.... womens rights
i kid i kid
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Kiki112
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March 08, 2014, 10:20:06 AM |
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I've got a good joke.... womens rights
i kid i kid
we know, women have more rights then man in western countries This explains it all  |
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You lead and I'll watch you walk away.
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March 08, 2014, 03:08:46 PM |
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Why did Satoshi Nakamoto cross the road?
To get to the free lunch.
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Kiki112
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March 08, 2014, 04:50:29 PM |
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Why did Satoshi Nakamoto cross the road?
To get to the free lunch.
that doesn't make any sense |
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March 08, 2014, 05:07:30 PM |
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I've got a good joke.... womens rights
i kid i kid
we know, women have more rights then man in western countries This explains it all Actually if you suddenly kiss a woman you'd likely go in jail, so it's not only just perverted |
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