Gleb Gamow
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July 03, 2015, 09:08:34 AM |
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LOL i like this thread.
Then you're really goin' like this: What do you call a cow with only one nostril?
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July 03, 2015, 10:59:04 AM |
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LOL i like this thread.
Then you're really goin' like this: What do you call a cow with only one nostril? Gleb Gamow
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Gleb Gamow
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July 03, 2015, 07:11:14 PM |
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LOL i like this thread.
Then you're really goin' like this: What do you call a cow with only one nostril? Gleb Gamow I bet you had to Google the answer, didn't you?
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Blackmet
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July 04, 2015, 02:34:48 AM |
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Best thread ever. Following.
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That Darn Cat
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July 04, 2015, 03:13:06 AM |
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What did the penguin say to the other penguin?
Ice to meet you!
Huehuehuehue
Hehe. The penguins and myself tell that one all the time. The word "politics" is derived from the words "poly" meaning many, and the word "tics" meaning blood sucking parasites.
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July 04, 2015, 04:51:52 PM |
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My life.
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July 04, 2015, 06:30:15 PM |
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Money isn't everything. There is also Bitcoin.
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July 05, 2015, 11:13:02 PM |
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Remember: When a bear attacks in the woods, you don’t have to be faster than the bear. You just have to be faster than at least one other hiker…
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paradoxum
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July 06, 2015, 06:23:47 AM |
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A blonde calls her mom... Blonde: "Mom mom!! I'm a genius!" Mother: "Really dear? How's that possible?" Blonde: "I finished a puzzle that I've been working on for 1 year and on the box it said 'for 2-5 yrs'."
Nice one
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July 06, 2015, 08:49:34 AM |
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A blonde goes to the doctor's and find out she is pregnant with twins. She starts crying and the doctor asks her what's wrong. She replies, "I know who the dad is for one of them but I don't know who the dad is for the other one!"
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July 06, 2015, 09:21:09 AM |
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A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband puts, "Mypenis," and the wife falls on the ground laughing because on the screen it says, "Error. Not long enough."
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July 06, 2015, 09:32:22 AM |
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I asked a Chinese girl for her number. She said, "Sex! Sex! Sex! Free sex tonight!" I said, "Wow!" Then her friend said, "She means 666-3629."
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July 06, 2015, 03:34:42 PM |
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What’s the difference between a tire and 365 used condoms?
One’s a Goodyear. The other’s a great year.
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Gleb Gamow
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July 06, 2015, 08:46:04 PM |
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What’s the difference between a tire and 365 used condoms?
One’s a Goodyear. The other’s a great year.
What's the difference between a tire and a pussy? One has major attraction, whereas the other is just a retread.
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July 07, 2015, 02:10:15 AM |
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The Farmer's Daughters
There once was a farmer who was raising 3 daughters on his own. He was very concerned about their well being and always did his best to watch out for them. As they entered their late teens the girls dated, and on this particular evening all three of his girls were going out on a date. As was his custom, he greeted the young suitors at the door holding his shotgun, not to menace or threaten but merely to ensure that the young man knew who was boss.
The doorbell rang and the first of the boys arrived. Father answered the door and the lad said, "Hi, my name's Joe, I'm here for Flo. We're going to the show, is she ready to go?" The father looked him over and sent the kids on their way.
The next lad arrived and said, "My name's Eddie, I'm here for Betty, we're gonna get some spaghetti, is she ready?" Father felt this one was okay too, so off the two kids went.
The final young man arrived and the farmer opened the door. The boy started off, "Hi, my name's Chuck… --" and the farmer shot him.
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July 07, 2015, 02:17:41 AM |
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Here's a quick one.
Man 1: Hey there's something in your face. Man 2: *Taps his face* what?? Man 1: *Punches man 2 in the face* IT WAS PAIN!!!
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July 07, 2015, 02:20:24 AM |
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How is a girlfriend like a laxative?
They both irritate the shit out of you.
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July 07, 2015, 02:22:30 AM |
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I asked a Chinese girl for her number. She said, "Sex! Sex! Sex! Free sex tonight!" I said, "Wow!" Then her friend said, "She means 666-3629."
nice one
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My posts are seldom static, but always readable :)
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July 07, 2015, 02:41:56 AM |
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my life ...That awkward moment between birth and death...
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Pokédex: The jets of water it spouts from the rocket cannons on its shell can punch through thick steel. BTC: 1Pt2zKYL1CzgqoWy2gETLrqZhWTQSziVno As of July 2015, I'm back! Currently working on building trust.
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July 07, 2015, 03:01:42 AM |
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The teacher asked Jimmy, "Why is your cat at school today Jimmy?" Jimmy replied crying, "Because I heard my daddy tell my mommy, 'I am going to eat that p*ssy once Jimmy leaves for school today!'"
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