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You lead and I'll watch you walk away.
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July 20, 2015, 02:16:35 AM |
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I want to play with them and I promise to be quite. lol |
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Unlike traditional banking where clients have only a few account numbers, with Bitcoin people can create an unlimited number of accounts (addresses). This can be used to easily track payments, and it improves anonymity.
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(oYo)
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July 21, 2015, 04:41:25 PM |
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smith coins
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July 21, 2015, 06:45:38 PM |
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When do you kick a midget in the balls? When he's standing next to your girlfriend saying her hair smells good.
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RealBitcoin
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July 22, 2015, 04:28:12 AM |
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Fiat money.  Central banksters. OECD's global extreme poverty reduction by 2025, with printed money. |
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Gleb Gamow
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July 22, 2015, 05:15:55 AM |
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Theymos walks into the Off-topic Bar...
Bartender: What'll be, Mack?
theymos: I'll have whatever everybody else is not having while I await for a punchline.
Bartender: Here you go, Mack. That'll be $1.5M USD.
theymos: Can I pay 1/3 at a time, and why did the lights just go out?
Bartender: 1/3 payment at a time will be fine, now get under the table, for we're under attack... again! Come out in about 24 hours or 3-4 days, depending...
theymos: Joint feels like home already.
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DaddyMonsi
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July 23, 2015, 12:53:31 AM |
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Drug Addict son talking to his Mother
Son: Mom i heard Witney Houston died in a bathtub due to accidental drug over dose
Mother: don't panic son we don't have a bathtub
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Gleb Gamow
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July 23, 2015, 01:41:15 AM |
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Drug Addict son talking to his Mother
Son: Mom i heard Witney Houston died in a bathtub due to accidental drug over dose
Mother: don't panic son we don't have a bathtub
Son: Mom i heard Marvin Gaye was killed by his father. Mother: don't panic son I don't know who your father is. |
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st4nl3y
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July 23, 2015, 11:44:41 AM |
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Boy: "Want to hear a joke about my dick? Never mind, its too long."
Girl: "Wanna hear a joke about my pussy? Never mind, you won't get it."
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Gleb Gamow
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July 23, 2015, 08:59:01 PM |
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Boy: "Want to hear a joke about my dick? Never mind, its too long."
Girl: "Wanna hear a joke about my pussy? Never mind, you won't get it."
Another body: "Wanna hear a joke about my ass? Oh, My! Never mind." |
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Gumara
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July 23, 2015, 11:52:29 PM |
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BTC
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July 26, 2015, 07:23:22 AM |
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a sailor got shipwrecked on an island with nothing there but a dog and a goat. after about a year the sailor decides he is going fuck this goat.but every time he tries to fuck the goat the dog bites the shit out of him. well one day while he is fishing he looks out to the ocean and see a woman drowning. so he saves her and brings her back to the island. the women is so gratefull for him saving her life she tells him i will do anything want . so he ask her will you hold this dog while i fuck this goat.
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Gleb Gamow
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July 30, 2015, 01:01:35 AM |
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<setup>
Ask me if I know theymos.
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st4nl3y
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July 30, 2015, 06:17:36 AM |
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Here's a good one ... "bitcointalk.org forum" - should be renamed to scamtalk.org LOL
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RealBitcoin
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July 30, 2015, 02:02:27 PM |
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Dogecoin will go to the moon! |
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bojan92
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July 30, 2015, 02:37:21 PM |
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I love yo' mama jokes, they are the best ones  Here are some just for you Q: What's the difference between Yo' Mama and a walrus? A: One has whiskers and smells of fish; the other one's a walrus. Yo' Mama is so stupid, she waxed her modem to try to make it faster.  |
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RealBitcoin
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July 30, 2015, 03:08:47 PM |
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Mark Karpeles and two other Mt Gox employees leave a bar after a night out drinking. Mark turns to Gay on his left and asked, "Did you just piss on me?" Gay adamantly denies that he had. Mark then turns to the guy on his right and asked, "Did you just piss on me?" This guy, too, adamantly denies that he had. Upon searching for any malleabilities, all three came to the conclusion that it must be an inside job.
Wow this must be the best inside job joke i ever heard I love yo' mama jokes, they are the best ones Here are some just for you Q: What's the difference between Yo' Mama and a walrus? A: One has whiskers and smells of fish; the other one's a walrus. Yo' Mama is so stupid, she waxed her modem to try to make it faster. Man the walrus one is harsh but can be very insulting if you say that to anybody lol |
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You lead and I'll watch you walk away.
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July 30, 2015, 05:49:23 PM |
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Yo momma is so stupid if brains were gasoline she couldn't power an ants motorcycle around the inside of a cheerio.
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July 30, 2015, 08:16:07 PM |
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A motorist drives through Dumbland and stops at a service station.
- Check the tires, please.
- One, two, three, four - all there!
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Gleb Gamow
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July 30, 2015, 11:04:59 PM |
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<setup>
Ask me if I know theymos.
Seriously, ask! <otherwise no punchline> |
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ndnh
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New Decentralized Nuclear Hobbit
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July 31, 2015, 05:17:48 AM |
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<setup>
Ask me if I know theymos.
Do you know theymos? |
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