Tell us a joke....

[Kiki112]

that's cool

I never understood people which get offended by this 

[cybershawrk]

yeah me either its all in good fun

[lepirate]

what kind of joke do you want to hear

Paedophilic ones .

You want to hear WHAT? Okay, here comes one (yep, I'm going to hell for this):

What do you do when you've licked the smoothest pussy in the world? You put her back in the baby stroller!


(Note to the Swedish Police: No, I'm not a pedophile.)

[hilariousandco]

what kind of joke do you want to hear

Paedophilic ones .

You want to hear WHAT? Okay, here comes one (yep, I'm going to hell for this):

What do you do when you've licked the smoothest pussy in the world? You put her back in the baby stroller!


(Note to the Swedish Police: No, I'm not a pedophile.)

It's too late now. You're already on their watchlist.

[cybershawrk]

Q. what was Fonzies (from happy days) first letter to learn

A. ehhhhhhhhhhhhh (get it a)

[DebitMe]

Coach Bill Self had a press conference the other day, proudly he exclaimed that he would only be dressing 3 of the starters for the next big basketball game.  Stunned looks and silence followed from all of the reporters who were clearly in shock over the news.  Yep, said Self, the others will all be dressing themselves.

[hilariousandco]

Q. what was Fonzies (from happy days) first letter to learn

A. ehhhhhhhhhhhhh (get it a)

Probably would work better as aye or something  .

[cybershawrk]

yeah i wasn't quite sure how it was spelled i never watched the show actually

[hilariousandco]

yeah i wasn't quite sure how it was spelled i never watched the show actually

Well he kinda says ayeee and obviously that sounds like the letter a, but I think you should tell better jokes regardless  .

[cybershawrk]

yeah i kinda thought it wouldn't be that funny but as far as i know it's original so im still proud of it i guess

[Kiki112]

What do you say when your flat screen TV starts floating around in dark times of the night?

Drop it nigga!

[cybershawrk]

i got another one (no offense at all)
Q. how do you know if a black person has been on your computer

A. it's gone

[Kiki112]

i got another one (no offense at all)
Q. how do you know if a black person has been on your computer

A. it's gone

nice one

here's another one

What has the little nigga gotten for his birthday?

Your bike

[Nik1ab]

A criminal robs a bank in the US.
USD is worthless twenty seconds after.

[hilariousandco]

What do you call this thread?































A joke.
























And a pretty shitty one  .

[cybershawrk]

theres a redhead person a blond person and a brunette person
they are being chased by thugs the redhead jumps into a box filled with dogs the brunette jumps into a box of cats and the blonde jumps into a box of potatoes
when the bad guys go past the boxes the redhead says bark bark the bruntte says meow and the blonde says potato potato

[superresistant]

tldr all the jokes.

I've got one.

A mushroom come into a bar.
The barman say :
"Hey ! we don't want your kind here !".
The mushroom reply :
"Oh come on ! I'm a fungi !"

[Duane Vick]

Two guys are in a bar, arguing about who has the more superior ASIC setup. Just then the bartender comes up to them and tells them they'll have to leave. The first guy says "awe, c'mon, we weren't being that loud." The bartender says "I know, it's just that we can't serve miners in here."

[cybershawrk]

Q.where did the sheep go to get his hair cut

A.at the baa baa shop

[QuestionAuthority]

What's the difference between a large pizza and a nigger?

 A large pizza can feed a family of four.

______________________________________________

In honor of Martin Luther King day~

Why don't niggers dream?

The last one to have a dream got shot.