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Host: Please welcome to the stage Mr. Satoshi Nakamoto. SN: Howdy. How's all of yous? Today I say why I went into hiding. Coding is hard, so I came an alcoholic. My name is Satoshi Nakamoto ... and I am an alcoholic. <applause> Host: Satoshi, we're here to help you with your problem. You believe that, don't you? We're here to help you? SN: Yes. Yes I do. If anybody can loan me some money so to get some wine, I'll sign with my private keys a stash of bitcoins I control for collateral. I swear to you there'll be no funny busy. Host: Satoshi, with all due respectorama-damma-ding-dong, we don't think that you fully understand the purpose of this meeting. Satoshi: Okay, instead of wine, how 'bout good ol' Jack Daniels? Host: That's the spirit!
Haha, that actually made me laugh, you thread derailing sumbitch. But seriously, we're having guests (AGAIN) so can you stop peeing all over the bathroom floor and at least put the dirty dishes in the sink? Thx. You do realize he is the legendary Yellow Pee Pee Monster! right ? https://yppm.removed.us/
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"This isn't the kind of software where we can leave so many unresolved bugs that we need a tracker for them." -- Satoshi
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Hahaha, that's hilarious. That pretty much says it all for the coming fork! You switched to 444? There I fixed it for you. My standard size is 314, but depending on the image and/or content, I use 256, 333 and 444 (sometimes 500), centered if warranted. I try to be mindful of size taking into consideration other people's devices. Remember, White Size Matters.
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February 23, 2017, 03:25:44 AM |
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Muppets!!!
All I heard was Muppets! Mahna Mahna https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8N_tupPBtWQOld Dogs remember the Disco Version Lipstique - Ma Nah Ma Nah-Disco (1977) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TslHiZknOxk FYI: "Manah is the demon of sensual desire that was sent by Ahriman to seduce the prophet Zarathustra. His eternal opponent is Vohu Manah. Aka Manah is the hypostatic abstraction of accusative akem manah (akәm manah), "manah made evil". The objectification of this malign influence is the demon Aka/Akem Manah, who appears in later texts as Middle Persian Akoman and New Persian Akvan." -Wikipedia
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February 23, 2017, 09:13:52 AM |
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Retards at /r/BTC doing what they do best: Telegraph!
I've been saying this for nearly a year. They can't agree so each side is gonna do it their way. But my guess is that it ain't gonna be pretty. In fact I said we'd probably see 3 chains instead of just two. FREEEEEEE BITCOINS!!!! YAAAYYYY!!!! Muppets!!! Who wrote the reddit post? Is this just blabla or serious?
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INVALID BBCODE: close of unopened tag in table (1)
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February 23, 2017, 02:45:35 PM |
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The price of bitcoin is now steady above 1,100 dollars. I remember in 2013 bitcoin touched this level but crashed after a few days. The fundamentals of bitcoin is now stronger than 4 years ago. It seems that every assets (bitcoin, stocks) is rising now.
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February 23, 2017, 05:05:46 PM |
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The price of bitcoin is now steady above 1,100 dollars. I remember in 2013 bitcoin touched this level but crashed after a few days. The fundamentals of bitcoin is now stronger than 4 years ago. It seems that every assets (bitcoin, stocks) is rising now.
Yeah, besides the unknown risk and market reaction of a potential imminent Bitcoin chain split, I'd say Bitcoin is setting up for a massive run. ~$3,000 in the next few months and very possible to hit ~$25,000 later this year if the COIN ETF is approved. After the civil war quiets down it should be a massive bull market for btc and a few select alts.
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February 23, 2017, 06:16:58 PM |
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Spoetnik. Some treasures lay lost some are found. Oh the human ixty.
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February 23, 2017, 08:24:11 PM |
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Fred probably came from one of the games / water slides type places here. But i had a dream about Vlad for some reason and it was pretty weird and hard to explain. It was like he led me into a secret area with some sort of lair of Satoshi was.. Where we would be caught and he showed me this room with a huge pile of stuff in it representing his genius etc. A wall of magazines and technical books everywhere and in the middle of the room for some off reason he had a super small yet jam packed marijuana garden with every type of pot plant possible. I am not sure if i was suspecting maybe he was Satoshi or he had a connection to him or what. It was an odd dream with out a clear point etc. His Riddles are fucking with my mind He's infiltrated my brain and is planting seeds of Satoshi mystery in there!
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Fred probably came from one of the games / water slides type places here. But i had a dream about Vlad for some reason and it was pretty weird and hard to explain. It was like he led me into a secret area with some sort of lair of Satoshi was.. Where we would be caught and he showed me this room with a huge pile of stuff in it representing his genius etc. A wall of magazines and technical books everywhere and in the middle of the room for some off reason he had a super small yet jam packed marijuana garden with every type of pot plant possible. I am not sure if i was suspecting maybe he was Satoshi or he had a connection to him or what. It was an odd dream with out a clear point etc. His Riddles are fucking with my mind He's infiltrated my brain and is planting seeds of Satoshi mystery in there! Dude did you really have that dream? Any more details? It's improbable that you would have a dream about me. The huge pile of stuff I showed you represented Satoshi's genius? What was in that huge pile? More importantly, what distinct feelings did you have during these things you saw? While the visions could be riddles/symbols the feelings are always exact. I do have a connection to Satoshi so congrats, your dream is on track.
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Fred probably came from one of the games / water slides type places here. But i had a dream about Vlad for some reason and it was pretty weird and hard to explain. It was like he led me into a secret area with some sort of lair of Satoshi was.. Where we would be caught and he showed me this room with a huge pile of stuff in it representing his genius etc. A wall of magazines and technical books everywhere and in the middle of the room for some off reason he had a super small yet jam packed marijuana garden with every type of pot plant possible. I am not sure if i was suspecting maybe he was Satoshi or he had a connection to him or what. It was an odd dream with out a clear point etc. His Riddles are fucking with my mind He's infiltrated my brain and is planting seeds of Satoshi mystery in there! Dude did you really have that dream? Any more details? It's improbable that you would have a dream about me. The huge pile of stuff I showed you represented Satoshi's genius? What was in that huge pile? More importantly, what distinct feelings did you have during these things you saw? While the visions could be riddles/symbols the feelings are always exact. I do have a connection to Satoshi so congrats, your dream is on track. No joke.. but i don't recall a whole lot and there was not a lot too say. It was weird it was like you were leading me into a place sneaking in at night.. like a hidden back room. I though maybe for some of it YOU were Satoshi hiding it maybe (more of a vibe type of thing) I don't recall all of it but it was memorable and weird. And your the only guy in Crypto i ever dream about.. i also don't recall actually seeing you. I never seem to really see the people that are there and recall what they look like when i wake up. So i don't know like i said it was a reflection i think of this topic sort of. Sorry i wish i had more for ya but i don't recall much of it really and i don't think it was really long either. The rest of my dream might have been about catching the "Cash me outside" girl outside I can not say what happened when i allegedly caught her though for legal reasons.. www.cashmeoutsidegirlcountdownto18timer.com @Hilux74 I spent half my life smoking weed so ..you know. But i did meet Haselhoff at a Car show in Vancouver as a kid back during the Knight Rider days. He was a stuck up dick and was only interested in my MOM and there was no car so i was choked ! How could they have him and not the car i thought ? Blasphemy i tell you ! The Dukes of Hazard car was there though so i was happy about that Oh and i have had premonitions in my dreams before.. so they are real !
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February 23, 2017, 10:42:09 PM |
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No joke.. but i don't recall a whole lot and there was not a lot too say. It was weird it was like you were leading me into a place sneaking in at night.. like a hidden back room. I though maybe for some of it YOU were Satoshi hiding it maybe (more of a vibe type of thing) I don't recall all of it but it was memorable and weird. And your the only guy in Crypto i ever dream about.. i also don't recall actually seeing you. I never seem to really see the people that are there and recall what they look like when i wake up. So i don't know like i said it was a reflection i think of this topic sort of. Sorry i wish i had more for ya but i don't recall much of it really and i don't think it was really long either. The rest of my dream might have been about catching the "Cash me outside" girl outside I can not say what happened when i allegedly caught her though for legal reasons.. Oh and i have had premonitions in my dreams before.. so they are real ! You had other dreams about me? Tell me. Apropos: You wanna meet Satoshi? Dreams can come true.
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February 23, 2017, 11:39:38 PM |
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Satoshi ? I thought Craig Wright's buddy died ? And just the one Vlad sorry i don't have much to say about it though.
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February 24, 2017, 05:51:05 AM |
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Satoshi ? I thought Craig Wright's buddy died ? And just the one Vlad sorry i don't have much to say about it though.
Dave Kleinman wasn't satoshi.
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February 24, 2017, 05:56:55 AM |
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Satoshi ? I thought Craig Wright's buddy died ? And just the one Vlad sorry i don't have much to say about it though.
Dave Kleinman wasn't satoshi. Ya him.. i thought he was the most likely candidate. I am not saying he was on his own but maybe was the main figure of a couple people. Listening to the Craig Wright drama before i figured that was my best guess.. so far. If that guy died Satoshi's private keys may have died with him i thought. You seem confident you know who SN is.. Hmm that dream was telling me ? hmmm LOL This was interesting when it came out way back.. http://www.coindesk.com/linguistic-researchers-name-nick-szabo-author-bitcoin-whitepaper/Is this all part of the grand riddle ?
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February 24, 2017, 06:20:26 AM |
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Ya him.. i thought he was the most likely candidate. I am not saying he was on his own but maybe was the main figure of a couple people. Listening to the Craig Wright drama before i figured that was my best guess.. so far. If that guy died Satoshi's private keys may have died with him i thought. You seem confident you know who SN is.. Hmm that dream was telling me ? hmmm LOL This was interesting when it came out way back.. http://www.coindesk.com/linguistic-researchers-name-nick-szabo-author-bitcoin-whitepaper/Is this all part of the grand riddle ? It is part of the riddle indirectly. Unexpected although I too foresaw it in a dream, along with what's coming next. It's not szabo. Nobody here knows him. Sorry I signed an NDA. <---- read as Vlad is SSSSPECIAL. But yeah, your dream is actually on the spot. Minus the weed, that might have leaked into your dream.
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February 24, 2017, 06:46:42 AM |
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Not only is Spoetnik stalking me, but now Vlad likes him better than me. Going to bed now. If I dream about Vlad, I'll mention it tomorrow.
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February 24, 2017, 06:47:54 AM |
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Not only is Spoetnik stalking me, but now Vlad likes him better than me. Going to bed now. If I dream about Vlad, I'll mention it tomorrow. If your dream doesn't include Satoshi or iXcoin then we don't even wanna hear your Vlad dream.
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February 24, 2017, 06:50:46 AM |
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Dream leakage sucks man that is why i wear man-diapers at night eh. But yeah it was.. i had weed on my mind lately. I think it was a symbol. What i seen was in the final room (the Satoshi Lair of sorts) i seen a square table holding many small marijuana plants all of them small the same size about 6 inches high all with various crazy colors. Symbol of what ? no idea.. i took it as the signs of a genius (who cultivated exotic & rare things) Such as pot plants with purple or blue or red leaves etc. I think it was a reaction to this topic basically. (the dream i had) But speaking of famous people.. i ran into a web page mentioning The Gamow LOL https://memegenerator.net/instance/53605309 I think he is competing with me to be the first to Troll the entire internet. I have an edge lately though.. i recently got IMDB forums shut down And I recall seeing your "National Dental Association" paper work earlier
EDIT: I hit submit and seen the Gamow's replies LOL he was sooo right ! hahahhah (although i seen the link by searching for a Taylor Swift topic here) He's trying to out dream me by beating me to the Satoshi riddle ? Dream (about Vlad) Wars ?
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February 24, 2017, 07:01:59 AM |
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Dream Wars! Just an FYI, I've never been an insider. Never met anyone in crypto. 2 months ago there was absolutely no sane logical reason for me to think Satoshi knew me let alone personally write me. The first part has happened (against improbable odds). Now you monkeys know what's coming next. Your welcome! This is ~ The Signal! ~
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