Wall of fame / shame. Shit posts so bad that they are actually funny

[LogitechMouse]

This thread shows that bitcoin can do miracles. Is bitcoin have the ability to heal my sickness in a second 

I have seen that most people investing now in BTC are afraid of loosing some amount of money when the price declines. I have monitored so many post and I have seen that in their post that's they mean but they wont voice it out because they know people might condemn them. I have sat down and realise that no matter how BTC decreases in price I have nothing to loose and I don't care about it because for the past months I joined this forum  have seen much teachings and education from the crypto enthusiast. I now know BTC can do miracles just in a second or twinkle of an eye . What do you think guys? Do you agree with me? Your comments and suggestions are welcomed.

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[MagicSmoker]

And speaking of, nur1labs from the HoweyCoins thread is *still* clueless... now he wants to report theymos!?!  

"Sweet mother of Crisco..." I LoL'd at that.

Its great because you earnestly tried to tell people the lowdown only for your post to get bulldozed over by comments on the validity of HoweyCoins.

You even wrote "THIS IS NOT A REAL PROJECT." And that didn't seem to phase anybody! I just gave your post a Merit so maybe people will read it again, but its doubtful because we've already moved on to the next page.

I can't bring myself to make the reveal, its too much fun watching the madness.

Yeah, as you noted it took mere minutes for the clueless and the spammers to resume posting like nothing happened. I expected that from the sig-campaign/bounty-hunting shitposters, but not the ones who might have misunderstood that HoweyCoins is a cautionary tale/joke. Oh well, you can lead a horse to water and all that...

I just hope that the staff/moderators are, indeed, using that thread as a honeypot to tag spammers and plagiarizers. One of the latter class of idiot plagiarized a post by "Thermos Cat"... You really can't make this stuff up!

[nutildah]

I just hope that the staff/moderators are, indeed, using that thread as a honeypot to tag spammers and plagiarizers. One of the latter class of idiot plagiarized a post by "Thermos Cat"... You really can't make this stuff up!

Its frankly so stupefying that its beautiful. Majestic, really... People figure out how to use bots just so they can do stuff like this.

[stompix]

Topic:  Cryptocurrency VS Visa Transaction per second (TPS) comparison

First off, the transaction fees of the crypto currencies are cheaper. And secondly, it is faster because it runs on the blockchain technology. That is the main reason why it is done faster than applying for a visa.

And it seems there is a shortage of sluts available for members on bitcointalk

I am very interested to join your campaign dear manager, pleased give me a slut.

Hi Stawberries , I've left reply that i"ve been ranked up to member . If there's no sluts left for members can u tell me . Because don't to stay as Jr.member

Hello manager please tell me how many sluts are open in this campaign, can i join this campaign now freely or i think my chances are minimum to select in the campaign? Thanks

Hello manager let me express my interest if there is slut left and if am qualified.

[xtraelv]

Topic:  Cryptocurrency VS Visa Transaction per second (TPS) comparison

First off, the transaction fees of the crypto currencies are cheaper. And secondly, it is faster because it runs on the blockchain technology. That is the main reason why it is done faster than applying for a visa.

Depends on which Crypto and how much you set for fees. When Ethereum got the Crypto Kitties or you fail to pay enough fees during peak times it is faster to apply for a visa.

And it seems there is a shortage of sluts available for members on bitcointalk

I am very interested to join your campaign dear manager, pleased give me a slut.

Hi Stawberries , I've left reply that i"ve been ranked up to member . If there's no sluts left for members can u tell me . Because don't to stay as Jr.member

Hello manager please tell me how many sluts are open in this campaign, can i join this campaign now freely or i think my chances are minimum to select in the campaign? Thanks

Hello manager let me express my interest if there is slut left and if am qualified.

Sex for merit? I think that is what he was trying to expose.

Chasing after them airdrop sluts and bounty sluts. Me being naive always thought they were after the free Crypto.

[tmfp]

Except for a country in Southeast Asia not legally, all countries in the Sea are legal

[xtraelv]

Except for a country in Southeast Asia not legally, all countries in the Sea are legal

They could be talking about this:
https://www.news.com.au/technology/innovation/photos-reveal-chinas-south-china-sea-island-fortresses-are-complete/news-story/776e1a695fb41ccb7e47a436594c1530

Or this:

http://atlan.org/evidences-of-indonesian-atlantis-location/

[legendster]

Be careful with such an agreement.
I would not recommend anyone who does this, because it is likely to be harmful in the future.
in case studies the credit card services are charged on monthly subscriptions. Although the OP service will be a one time payment, there is no guarantee that it will not generate a large bill for the next billing cycle that may result in the card details being saved in the following month. I think it's also easy for unauthorized access.
CMIIW

This was in response to a guy wanting to buy an event ticket of some sort. I wonder if this "creative" guy ever used a credit card in the first place or ever bought any event ticket.

[Karitra1]

Technology makes Earth flat:

Hey, I think you are talking about Earth Shape.

But in addition I think and believe that Earth is flat. Because anyone can get information from one place. I can get info from one country to another but I still staying one place. It's happened only because of internet. By using internet you can do any business.
There are so many digital marketing company from digital origin/Countries. You can make this earth flat by technology.

Logic and beautiful words  it will be in the near future by helping the smart people

[suchmoon]

Technology makes Earth flat:

Hey, I think you are talking about Earth Shape.

But in addition I think and believe that Earth is flat. Because anyone can get information from one place. I can get info from one country to another but I still staying one place. It's happened only because of internet. By using internet you can do any business.
There are so many digital marketing company from digital origin/Countries. You can make this earth flat by technology.

Logic and beautiful words  it will be in the near future by helping the smart people

This is not really a contest but you're doing well.

[xtraelv]

If governments accept this botcoin it will be legal to use and then can be use as a common currency.

[stompix]

Want to mine some bitcoins?

After the iPhone is jailbroken, install some applications to dig holes!

And I checked this guy earlier, he is 100% using google translate for his posts, but I haven't managed to find the original source yet..
This is one of his creations:

In the event that the crypto advertise without bitcoin might be the crypto showcase is dead since all digital forms of money require bitcoin as their asset to make due as of not long ago so I figure cryptographic money without bitcoin may have passed on as of recently and possibly other crypto is dead if there is no bitcoin as of recently, so I believe that if no other crypto bitcoin would not make due up to this point it would be unthinkable for them to get by without bitcoin

Forget tongue twisters, mind twisters are the new trend  
Give it a try, read it 3 times in a row )

[hilariousandco]

I think there should be a special policy in the ventilation realize not be too pardon people keep busy appendix that passes the ventilation consequently that the exposure can be organized and the exposure to air as a consequences realize not deviate to added aeration. if there is a misconduct might have greater than before delete his declare by yourself.

Check his other posts as well. Terrible. A campaign is paying him for these as well.

[Don Pedro Dinero]

Check his other posts as well. Terrible. A campaign is paying him for these as well.

Hi. I've found this guy replying to this post:  I am going to visit Rovereto, the Bitcoin capital of Italy. Suggestions?

From my point of view You put me on inquisitiveness and I went to observe and infirm myself on the web. HereThe point of orientation where you will surely be capable to tell which economic behavior accept toward bitcoins. The television repair of the Hyenas had shown that there were many pizzeria,tobacconist, etc

This is a junior member with a signature but not a clickable one, and apparently, he is getting paid for a signature bounty campaign. Is this happening widespread?

[hilariousetc]

This is a junior member with a signature but not a clickable one, and apparently, he is getting paid for a signature bounty campaign. Is this happening widespread?

Not only is it widespread but it's become very commonplace now. Just go and read the posts in any of the spam megathreads and you will see legions of Junior Members just churning out barely coherent one liners of unsubstantial fluff. The number of new users signing up here is growing exponentially and so are the crapcoin ICOs who are happy to pay them for whatever crap they churn out. It's good business for both parties. ICOs pay them in tokens they've created for free and in return they get their advertisement spammed everywhere and anywhere. They'll likely remain Juniors indefinitely because the likelihood of them getting ten merit is very slim, unless they buy or farm it in some capacity. This is why I'm a proponent of removing signatures until you become a Member because it will stop this sort  of abuse by lazy campaign managers and illiterate shitposters. Even bots are becoming Junior Members now and once that happens they can't be nuked and this is another reason why it's a good idea to require a merit requirement to move up the rank.

[Don Pedro Dinero]

Not only is it widespread but it's become very commonplace now.
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This is why I'm a proponent of removing signatures until you become a Member

I suppose you mean removing them completely, and I think I’ve read you saying it somewhere else. That would be the best option because removing just the clickable ones has been useless, then.

[hilariousetc]

I suppose you mean removing them completely, and I think I’ve read you saying it somewhere else. That would be the best option because removing just the clickable ones has been useless, then.

It certainly is useless, especially when there are numerous campaigns that will pay for it, and to make it worse they will pay anyone for anything they bother to post. I think theymos underestimated that campaigns would bother, but as long as there's something there then they will pay for their advert to be displayed there because why not? They've got nothing to lose when they're paying people in tokens they've created for free and the more people advertising the better for them. This is why it should be removed completely. It's not exactly a huge step seeing as it can't be clicked, and to require one or ten merit to get a signature as a Junior or Member isn't exactly ridiculous or out of reach. Think of it as a reward for earning your rank and proving that you deserve a chance to earn here.

[DooMAD]

Here's someone trying to explain the Lightning Network:

anyway. lets simply talk about the channel partnership (old 2016 concept.. which is where i think your stuck in).
imagine if i deposited 1btc into a channel direct. and i retained 100% control of that. when i buy a coffee... star bucks needs some security that it will get those funds.
guess what. starbucks gets control of the original 1btc...
this is the chargeback.. (oops i said a dirty word...) .. i mean revoke punishment
think about it. if i always had 100% control of the input from the blockchain of 1btc(utxo). and starbucks never had control of that 1btc blockchain UTXO
i could buy 3000 coffee's and then broadcast my UTXO as if its a a standard tx thus get my coffee and kep my 1btc.

The post continues after that.  I imagine the rest is probably on a similar level of stupid, but it's hard to tell when he writes like a 5 year old, so I didn't even bother reading the rest of it. 

[Lafu]

After reading this, I fell off my chair laughing!       LOL

[MagicSmoker]

After reading this, I fell off my chair laughing!       LOL

Hah, I just replied to that thread! Definitely a total fail by the OP!