Wall of fame / shame. Shit posts so bad that they are actually funny

[LeGaulois]

No worries noobs... you'll be fine as long as you have good words...

Delivering the goods as usual!

I really thought I would find a bonanza of shitposts in meta today that were worthy of inclusion here, with all the newly-demoted newbies whining about "muh marits," but pickings have been surprisingly slim. Still, there was this post by a hero member:

yes, you're right. bounty managers need to extract them. they should be treated honestly. I'm following this carefully. burglars should report to bounty manager.

Does google translate ever work right?!?

Hey Bitcoin has been updated today, be aware of the new regulation...

Bitcoin is updated today. The new regulations from Bitcoin is that to be a Jr.Member the users should have at least 1 merit. In addition, it is different from recent policy, today policy that if Jr. member doesn't have merit so it becomes newbi. Now my Rank is newbi, indeed I am Jr.member recently while I am participating Signature campaign that requires at least Jr. I am wondering that I will be removed from that projects.  How are other ideas about it

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[DireWolfM14]

I really thought I would find a bonanza of shitposts in meta today that were worthy of inclusion here, with all the newly-demoted newbies whining about "muh marits," but pickings have been surprisingly slim. Still, there was this post by a hero member:

yes, you're right. bounty managers need to extract them. they should be treated honestly. I'm following this carefully. burglars should report to bounty manager.

That "Hero" member has some interesting statistics, the account has never received a single merit:
https://bpip.org/profile.aspx?p=Cornett


Woke up after a nap of 2.5 years, and this is the very first post:

very good project. a new signature campaign is different. but $ 25 a week is a very little payment. will there be a separate signature campaign for the other members?

If I had to guess that's a purchased account.

[xtraelv]

Get a cupper membership with love.

He is a translator with 600 post history. Now sadly out of work because of one merit.
https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=5031331.0

Wait- I found a post between the bounty reports. I got a feeling...

[Cosette]

Wait- I found a post between the bounty reports. I got a feeling...

I feel trigegered for just seeing thsi.

[suchmoon]

Hurt felling, not metrit, and broken dreams of a bounty hunter:

so many bounty hunters need jr member rank,and is difficult to have a metrit i have 140 activity but got not metrit.today i've downgrade become a newbie and i very sad.i think better if need 100-200 activity to become jr.member even 5p,i can post 1 that meaning i only can work 20 bounty for a day before i can made 100.what can i do now give up a dream become a bounty hunter and stay at home and do a daily homework..so hurt felling

On the bright side, this person will have more time for homework, which is the second most important thing in life after breakfast.

[hilariousetc]

No worries noobs... you'll be fine as long as you have good words...

Delivering the goods as usual!

I really thought I would find a bonanza of shitposts in meta today that were worthy of inclusion here, with all the newly-demoted newbies whining about "muh marits," but pickings have been surprisingly slim. Still, there was this post by a hero member:

yes, you're right. bounty managers need to extract them. they should be treated honestly. I'm following this carefully. burglars should report to bounty manager.

Does google translate ever work right?!?

Hey Bitcoin has been updated today, be aware of the new regulation...

Bitcoin is updated today. The new regulations from Bitcoin is that to be a Jr.Member the users should have at least 1 merit. In addition, it is different from recent policy, today policy that if Jr. member doesn't have merit so it becomes newbi. Now my Rank is newbi, indeed I am Jr.member recently while I am participating Signature campaign that requires at least Jr. I am wondering that I will be removed from that projects.  How are other ideas about it

The sad thing is, I think a lot of these people actually think 'bitcoin' is this forum and satoshi created it as a place to earn. They get told by someone "hey, have you heard about bitcoin? I'm doing bitcoin full time from home. It's this forum where you get paid to post" hence, 'doing bitcoin' and why people think this forum is bitcoin (and ironically they're not actually getting paid in bitcoin but ICO tokens). I could be wrong and have misinterpreted their garbled English but I've seen this sort of thing numerous times that makes me think they think otherwise.

No worries noobs... you'll be fine as long as you have good words...

Delivering the goods as usual!

I really thought I would find a bonanza of shitposts in meta today that were worthy of inclusion here, with all the newly-demoted newbies whining about "muh marits," but pickings have been surprisingly slim. Still, there was this post by a hero member:

yes, you're right. bounty managers need to extract them. they should be treated honestly. I'm following this carefully. burglars should report to bounty manager.

Does google translate ever work right?!?

That "Hero" member has some interesting statistics, the account has never received a single merit:
https://bpip.org/profile.aspx?p=Cornett


Woke up after a nap of 2.5 years, and this is the very first post:

very good project. a new signature campaign is different. but $ 25 a week is a very little payment. will there be a separate signature campaign for the other members?

If I had to guess that's a purchased account.

Yeah, was gonna say. Go onto their third page of posts. Huge gap from December 28, 2015 to May 07, 2018.

[crwth]

~snip

The sad thing is, I think a lot of these people actually think 'bitcoin' is this forum and satoshi created it as a place to earn. They get told by someone "hey, have you heard about bitcoin? I'm doing bitcoin full time from home. It's this forum where you get paid to post" hence, 'doing bitcoin' and why people think this forum is bitcoin (and ironically they're not actually getting paid in bitcoin but ICO tokens). I could be wrong and have misinterpreted their garbled English but I've seen this sort of thing numerous times that makes me think they think otherwise.

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I think that's what is happening towards the people here in my country. It's all about the craze in Bitcoin but they never tend to understand what it was made for and what it is continuously doing. Bounties bounties bounties, I think that's what they are here for. I think nothing is wrong with your interpretation, that's just the way it is. It's hard to "DO" Bitcoin, iykwim. Kidding 

[Trofo]

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The sad thing is, I think a lot of these people actually think 'bitcoin' is this forum and satoshi created it as a place to earn. They get told by someone "hey, have you heard about bitcoin? I'm doing bitcoin full time from home. It's this forum where you get paid to post" hence, 'doing bitcoin' and why people think this forum is bitcoin (and ironically they're not actually getting paid in bitcoin but ICO tokens). I could be wrong and have misinterpreted their garbled English but I've seen this sort of thing numerous times that makes me think they think otherwise.
~snip

Never even thought about that. But now that you have said/wrote it some garbled posts make more sense.

Damn, I just lost an hour of my working time reading trough this topic and laughing as quit as possible. There was some true gems and if I had to chose my favorite ....... the first place goes to "hilarius-rapped thread" from somewhere near the begging of this thread.

[MagicSmoker]

...Still, there was this post by a hero member:

yes, you're right. bounty managers need to extract them. they should be treated honestly. I'm following this carefully. burglars should report to bounty manager.

Does google translate ever work right?!?

Yeah, was gonna say. Go onto their third page of posts. Huge gap from December 28, 2015 to May 07, 2018.

I didn't bother checking the post history because I assumed the 500 merits were the default amount for hero based on the crappy English, but now that I've done so I have to agree that this account has almost certainly been sold. Let loose the DT hounds!

Damn, I just lost an hour of my working time reading trough this topic and laughing as quit as possible. ...

Yep, this is my favorite thread to check first thing in the morning!

EDIT - kennen1113 reported for being off-topic, but in the meantime I found this saucy little post here in meta:

The New profile Rank Update system is very Good for the Future of this forum. it will clean the spam post. When I heard this news I was despondent of this. In any case, in the event that you all think and see the focuses from flying creatures see. Its very encouraging. By and by I am expressing gratitude toward to theymos for this upgrade. I trust this isn't beta form , I desire to make it stable.
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See the focuses from flying creatures see? I'll smoke whatever he's smoking!?!

[suchmoon]

Oh you sly dog Wink.

My first thought was "why is FDR is posting about his dog, aren't they both supposed to be dead?" but it turns out it's just lazy plagiarism:

Oh you sly dog .

[crwth]

This is one of the posts on our local board and to make it short and understandable to everyone it translates to

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Posting quality content is a waste of time. For the old timers here, even if they have trash posts, they still get merit lolz 

waste of time lang pag ppost ng sinasabi niyong "quality" content. xempre ung mga luma, kahit mga basura nilang posts nabigyan na ng merit lolz

It's funny because of that mentality. No time for anything, just posting for bounties, etc.

[Jrashid]

Look what the full member said while @TBboys said the OP doesn't deserve to be a full member, while Bessta, the full member said he deserves to be full member and merit system is not valid. This full member stupid either didn't read the post correctly or don't know how to read, lol.

[hilariousetc]

Highly educated moran.

[nutildah]

Highly educated moran.

Obviously that made me think of this:



Saw this gem today:



That's a funny way to get your second-hand knowledge about sex. Must not have access to television. Pretty old school.

[Lafu]

Thanks @nutildah for share.

Hahaha this one is realy good ! 

Sex is always good !   

[LeGaulois]

Latest stable version of Bitcoin Core: 0.16.2  [Torrent]. It was always showing at the top left side.when I log in bitcointalk.org what is the use of that bitcoin core and is I earn from that website?

[DireWolfM14]

I think that this effort is a very good effort to improve the quality of postings.
However, I think that the number of merit sauces is necessary a lot.

Mmm, nothing like a generous helping of merit sauce, especially with linguine and clams, garnished with a bit paprika and parsley.  Mmmm.

[hilariousandco]

Doesn't know what bitcoin is but mysteriously knows he needs something called merit here haha.

I guess we can file this user under the someone just told them they can earn money here category.

[xtraelv]

Doesn't know what bitcoin is but mysteriously knows he needs something called merit here haha.

I guess we can file this user under the someone just told them they can earn money here category.

He needs some blockchain™ flavored merit sauce.

Give him a break - he is only asking about bitcoin so he can start writing about it to inform others. 

[suchmoon]

This gotta be some kind of record: 1200+ posts and zero merits.


Edited 2020-11-29 to fix a broken image

https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?action=profile;u=1582795;sa=showPosts

60+ pages of bounty reports with an occasional pearl of wisdom like these (see if you can spot a bit of a problem here):

I also agree with this idea, I know that all management's work is better for this forum but be aware that there are many spammers in the system and that contributing is a good part of The natural law for this forum to be better so changing the law is also a good thing for everyone thanks to this forum for giving me more knowledge about bitcoin money as well as other currencies

I also agree with this idea, I know that all management's work is better for this forum but be aware that there are many spammers in the system and that contributing is a good part of The natural law for this forum to be better so changing the law is also a good thing for everyone thanks to this forum for giving me more knowledge about bitcoin money as well as other currencies this is not for Please do not give it as spam thank you

I also agree with this idea, I know that all management's work is better for this forum but be aware that there are many spammers in the system and that contributing is a good part of The natural law for this forum to be better so changing the law is also a good thing for everyone thanks to this forum for giving me more knowledge about bitcoin money as well as other currencies this is not for Please do not give it as spam thank you