Wall of fame / shame. Shit posts so bad that they are actually funny

[hilariousandco]

This was posted in Bitcoin Discussion:

hi guys, yesterday i purchased iphone xs max 256gb original for $1.189 with bitcoin and the morning i saw my dog eat half screen of the phone, front camera and the left buttons is missing.. is there anyway apple to replace it with another phone for free?

Why everyone saying "This topic is not belong to bitcoin discussion" everyone knows that.. i was lazy to find the right section, and there are moderators who can move the topic.

I was debating with myself whether this sort of laziness is banable offence.

[suchmoon]

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[Bitcoin_Arena]

I don't trust any type of strategy this is my only thing that I am going with the flow of trading in the market is not good I am also being waiting for the good condition otherwise nothing will be serious about trading is the not give any type of profit.

After reading this, my head is spinning... Can someone help me understand what Whirlcoin meant? 

Foram, meet Furam:

LOL! The word just keeps getting better

[morvillz7z]

And the campaign is for senor, hero and legendary members only so I don't understand how the forum could be "spammed" by this kind of profiles...

This statement is so bad and naive, it's not even funny - rather sad.

I've decided to ignore all (almost all) of those who have the YoShit signature and promote an obvious ponzi scheme exchange. So, I'm not going to reply or quote any of their posts (except this one lol).. Similar to what some of us did with CH replies.

[stompix]

And the campaign is for senor, hero and legendary members only so I don't understand how the forum could be "spammed" by this kind of profiles...

This statement is so bad and naive, it's not even funny - rather sad.

I've decided to ignore all (almost all) of those who have the YoShit signature and promote an obvious ponzi scheme exchange. So, I'm not going to reply or quote any of their posts (except this one lol).. Similar to what some of us did with CH replies.

I would go with naive, maybe he spends too much time on the French section
Oh, checked his profile, mistery solved.

From what I've seen from yobit the prize goes to this guy:

The bear of the month award!!!!

İs not the right time for ico, you must wait for the bear of the month

[Saint-loup]

And the campaign is for senor, hero and legendary members only so I don't understand how the forum could be "spammed" by this kind of profiles...

This statement is so bad and naive, it's not even funny - rather sad.

I've decided to ignore all (almost all) of those who have the YoShit signature and promote an obvious ponzi scheme exchange. So, I'm not going to reply or quote any of their posts (except this one lol).. Similar to what some of us did with CH replies.

You registered in february 2018 and you call me naive?  That's a joke?

[stompix]

You registered in february 2018 and you call me naive?  That's a joke?

There is no correlation between account age and naivety, just like there is none between hunger can "bad cells".
Hope you've understood the sarcasm and I don't have to link to the message   although it fits the topic perfectly...

[Saint-loup]

You registered in february 2018 and you call me naive?  That's a joke?

There is no correlation between account age and naivety, just like there is none between hunger can "bad cells".
Hope you've understood the sarcasm and I don't have to link to the message   although it fits the topic perfectly...

It's just the "theory" that won the medecine Nobel prize of 2016 ...

Hunger stimulates self-destruction

By eliminating damaged proteins, autophagy is critical for counteracting the negative consequences of aging. Even more important, Wollert said, autophagy enables humans to cope with scarce food sources - in other words: starvation.

"In times of hunger, a cell will enclose part of their cytoplasm, digest it and thus regain important nutrients," Wollert said. "This way, a cell can uphold its vital functions."

Wollert compares it to what some people call going on a diet. With less food than usual or none at all, people get thinner but stay alive.

"Autophagy starts every time you have not eaten for more than 12 hours," said Rupert Langer, of the Institute of Pathology at the University of Bern. If researchers shut down the process of autophagy in lab animals and then don't feed them for a while, those animals die quickly, he added: "They can't cope with the stress of starvation."

https://www.dw.com/en/medicine-nobel-for-ohsumi-how-cells-digest-themselves/a-35948472

[stompix]

Yeah, if you would have said it like that in the first place and not like "being hungry good", "being hungry destroy bad cells","hunger kills cancer , I wouldn't have mentioned it, but that one line of yours in an avalanche of one-liners it's simple WOF material...

And secondary, it was too hard for you two merge your two posts?
https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=3024557.msg50695884#msg50695884
https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=3024557.msg50696013#msg50696013

Or do you think that you deserve double payout since each of them has more characters than your previous 20?

LE:

Yobit never delist coins,
no need to panic.
even death coins are getting traded

I feel tempted to open an account and buy some of those, do they work like stuff in "death note" ?

[Saint-loup]

Yeah, if you would have said it like that in the first place and not like "being hungry good", "being hungry destroy bad cells","hunger kills cancer , I wouldn't have mentioned it, but that one line of yours in an avalanche of one-liners it's simple WOF material...

And secondary, it was too hard for you two merge your two posts?
https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=3024557.msg50695884#msg50695884
https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=3024557.msg50696013#msg50696013

Or do you think that you deserve double payout since each of them has more characters than your previous

(It's in off-topic section, so it's not paid but for you I merged my 3 posts of this 49pages thread...)

So your problem is not my statement but my signature if I understand, so say it directly. You don't need to say this guy is naive, dumb or things like that...  
Your signature is better than mine, ok maybe you would be agree to give me your spot in this case?

[cabalism13]

Your signature is better than mine, ok maybe you would be agree to give me your spot in this case?

Even if he agreed to give his spot to you, I don't think you can be qualified to enter the Chipmixer Campaign. Move on buddy. In fact, I can guess that you can't tell us what good things have you ever done here before...

This ain't ought to be funny but a SAVAGE one!  

Which mod deleted it?

I did. Feel free to rant all you want in your own topics, but quit derailing unrelated topics.

(I just laughed about 2 seconds though )

This what I see after theymos post that to CH
via Imgflip Meme Generator

[chenille]

I was counting the applications of a bounty a few days ago if there's still a spot for a full member and someone applied for an unknown rank:

Bitcointalk name: Mila52
Bitcointalk Rank: Fool Member
Telegram username: @luna52
Twitter handle: @itnomena1986
ETH Wallet Address: 0x809E86DEA59Ca32e72298cA8FcFF8ee1e7689d6F
Wear Appropriate Signature: Y
Wear Personal Text: Y
Wear Avatar:  Y

A Fool Member. I don't know about the payrates for the rank but if you see a member of this rank, don't get fooled! 

[nutildah]

I was counting the applications of a bounty a few days ago if there's still a spot for a full member and someone applied for an unknown rank:

Bitcointalk name: Mila52
Bitcointalk Rank: Fool Member

A Fool Member. I don't know about the payrates for the rank but if you see a member of this rank, don't get fooled! 

Autocorrect is a bitch and a half. I've been posting a lot via mobile device these days so I apologize pre-emptively if I come across as a mongrel recently. That said, there's still a decent chance he's actually a fool member.

[chenille]

I was counting the applications of a bounty a few days ago if there's still a spot for a full member and someone applied for an unknown rank:

Bitcointalk name: Mila52
Bitcointalk Rank: Fool Member

A Fool Member. I don't know about the payrates for the rank but if you see a member of this rank, don't get fooled! 

Autocorrect is a bitch and a half. I've been posting a lot via mobile device these days so I apologize pre-emptively if I come across as a mongrel recently. That said, there's still a decent chance he's actually a fool member.

I can't say if the suspected Fool Member is using autocorrect tools for the English language, looks like the owner is Russian and not a native English speaker using it on his mobile so I assume it's indeed a Fool Member 

[jademaxsuy]

I was counting the applications of a bounty a few days ago if there's still a spot for a full member and someone applied for an unknown rank:

Bitcointalk name: Mila52
Bitcointalk Rank: Fool Member
Telegram username: @luna52
Twitter handle: @itnomena1986
ETH Wallet Address: 0x809E86DEA59Ca32e72298cA8FcFF8ee1e7689d6F
Wear Appropriate Signature: Y
Wear Personal Text: Y
Wear Avatar:  Y

A Fool Member. I don't know about the payrates for the rank but if you see a member of this rank, don't get fooled! 

So, theymos had decided already to create an new forum rank? How come theymos does not inform us?

I think this rank will be next to legendary. Only legendary can get the chance to become a fool member.

[hilariousandco]

Which mod deleted it?

I did. Feel free to rant all you want in your own topics, but quit derailing unrelated topics.

(I just laughed about 2 seconds though )

This what I see after theymos post that to CH
via Imgflip Meme Generator

Ha. I never saw that one. Maybe that's why CH has sulked off pretending to be banned.

I wonder if he did actually get a short ban or just took the hint and started on another. Maybe he thinks he can have a separate account for trolling to save the other:

Nothing in that huge rant has really anything to do with the case involving HostFat and therocktrading. You mentioned HostFat, but you didn't actually address anything related to the topic; you just tried yet another filibuster on your DT talking points.

We see you doing this over and over again. There are 61 good reports against you in the last 60 days. You're going to get banned if you keep this up.

[marlboroza]

I hesitated quoting this, eh.... f..k it:

If bitcoin fall to 1 dollar that means there will be lots of other coins that thay price will go to moon...
And than ill sell all of them for bitcoins and be very rich

What a shitpost omg. I am trying to figure what that person had in mind, it probably sounded better in their head before they shared this with world, still, makes little to zero sense.

[crwth]

I hesitated quoting this, eh.... f..k it:

If bitcoin fall to 1 dollar that means there will be lots of other coins that thay price will go to moon...
And than ill sell all of them for bitcoins and be very rich

What a shitpost omg. I am trying to figure what that person had in mind, it probably sounded better in their head before they shared this with world, still, makes little to zero sense.

Maybe that person thought that some altcoins don't base themselves with the price of Bitcoin.  uhmmm. Idk what to feel.

[nutildah]

Can we have at least one thread in Meta without all that nonsense. TYVM.

Point taken.

I hesitated quoting this, eh.... f..k it:

If bitcoin fall to 1 dollar that means there will be lots of other coins that thay price will go to moon...
And than ill sell all of them for bitcoins and be very rich

What a shitpost omg. I am trying to figure what that person had in mind, it probably sounded better in their head before they shared this with world, still, makes little to zero sense.

This is without a doubt one of the worst posts ever written.

Its all the hallmark elements of a shitpost rolled into one:

- bad English
- unclear communication of idea
- faulty logic
- evidence of misunderstanding of basic principles

This post should be studied and referenced by academicians in universities

[TimeBits]

I'd like to invite everyone to please join and participate http://professorblackhat.com/ to make a new lively blackhat forum.

Yes, you got it right i can smell something fishy that has to do with govt regulation(s).

Presently, i donot how how this is going to affect us a part of btc communty but, for sure it will put most people a tight corner.

Most trader's who has insight has started making  plan in case if, this should take place in future.

*Unfortunately, they fail to warn or alert other member's.

The experience, i had today is not a good sign when i was trying to sell-off bitcoin in my wallet.
Let's hope is not what most of us has been predicting over a period of year's now

Because, if, it is, it will make trading unprofitable to most of us.

For now, i'll like to keep this very brief without going into detail's

NOTE : "i wise son see's danger and take heed but, i fool caught there-in !!"

The person who kill's a prophet might likely kill the decendant of that prophet!!

Thanks
Btcseo

I think some of my post are shit post to lol, please no copy/pasta me. I troll, even though what I talk about is pretty damn serious stuff and gets removed all the time. These ass post are just ass. Some guy was doing cpa marketing yesterday (selling leaked pastebins of emails), I don`t know how these post stay but when I talk about limited supplies it gets removed.