Wall of fame / shame. Shit posts so bad that they are actually funny

[morvillz7z]

Where did you get your first merit? - yazher

I never got any so I'm still waiting to pop my cherry

Any volunteers?

I wrote an article on online gaming^[1]. A lot of people liked it^[2]

[1] Not true, there are no articles on the subject posted.
[2] Received only one merit ("The concept of marriage is morally obsolete") - Becksinsky

Birthday is need to celebrate because this is the day when you are born in the Earth and everyear during my Brithday they prepared foods a and inviting som friends to the food that they prepared and the time qhen my family complete. Birthday symbolize more.

...sponsored by yours truly, Stake.com

[coinlocket$]

Miscellaneous:
Cheating on various bounties with huge alts

Hello for what I decorated the Trust? I do not mul'tovod my account krot1936, klychmen my brother's account, Ragnarcoin my dad's account. Crystal token were disposed of on a family exchange account.

Can we spot his sister too?  

[xtraelv]

No necessarily a shit post - more of a shitty post.

Telling off another user but failing to heed his own advice. https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=5140532.msg50950201#msg50950201



The title actually says Binance - not Bittrex.

[TimeBits]

LOL WHAT A SHIT POST!

[TimeBits]

No necessarily a shit post - more of a shitty post.

Telling off another user but failing to heed his own advice. https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=5140532.msg50950201#msg50950201



The title actually says Binance - not Bittrex.

uhhh can you not read or something? add the post right above it READ THE FULL TITLE OF FROM THAT OP!

Edit: CZ talking about roll back and it looks like the loss is much bigger to make him so desperate, they confirmed a loss of $40 million dollars and yet claiming that they are safe  .

I do not know anything about this rollback, but if there's something that every mining community can do to stop these scammers from using those stolen bitcoins then I think the miners should use everything they have to stop those thugs from using those bitcoins stolen

Something that people are not realizing or do not want to realize:

If there is no way to reverse thefts like these, then governments will hardly accept cryptos.

It is necessary to show some kind of power to stop these scammers, and it is necessary to take very harsh measures to punish these scammers.

You know what is another cool thing about p2p trading, no fees other than what you pay the miners in tx.

Are you suggesting that people should bow to these fucking scammers?

People have rights to create centralized exchange, and they should not be afraid of these fucking thieves

Oh I missed something in the title, The next one is Bittrex.

Do you really need to reflect before writing, are you wishing that Bittrex is the target of this fucking thieves?

this:

RE ROLL RE ORG ROLL BACK  

is spam

also when the fk did I say this? or anything along these lines?  "Are you suggesting that people should bow to these fucking scammers?"

[TimeBits]

"Do you really need to reflect before writing, are you wishing that Bittrex is the target of this fucking thieves?" you meant these* instead of this*

Read the title of the forum.
Yes I actually maybe I do wish it be Bittrex, I can wish whatever I want. ^_^
Yes it is sad bitcoins get hacked from exchanges.

No I don`t need to reflect, ^_^ I do that enough, I am a gamer, I type like this because in between killing everyone on the other team I have little time to type, try playing quake and typing or starcraft. I am a Quaker and I make the Shakers Shake.

Only provided the formula to stop these thieves 

You know my coins got hacked, and my fathers because of me. I do not wish good things upon these theives, I wish they live every persons life they stole from, just like the bankers and government.
Coins I earned and did not buy!

When I read the title I see Binance NOT Bittrex.

*

you don`t need to archive it btw, it already is

[Bitcoin_Arena]

Normally this type of things will only helpful for taking a little profits only but using your own strategy will only helpful for making the prophet more stable understand so if you are a trader my opinion is do what your strategy will say[/b].

Qtn: What did you just read?
Ans: A guide on how to make "the Prophet more stable"  

[TimeBits]

I also sexually identify as a bitcoin

[coinlocket$]

I also sexually identify as a bitcoin

The only fun part of this post, is that you think is funny and you quoted yourself.

[HCP]

He's also likely to get reported for multi-posting... Seriously TimeBits, learn how to use the "Edit" button

[nutildah]

This is not only a shitpost but it's pretty tasteless and probably should be deleted. Worse than your typical Stake campaign posting. This was in Hal Finney's famous Bitcoin and Me thread.

Honestly I do not have patience to read this kind of long blog. But this kind of post is worth it to read. I hope all of will achieve what ge achieve. But I hope I am also still alive when get a success in crypto. I am now regreting that I did not believe in the first time that I met bitcoin  wayback 2013 because I have almost waste my 4years before I believe and start to do and invest here in bitcoin.

Then there's this guy who is trying to break some sort of shitposting record, posted a few weeks afterwards.

Thank you for sharing your story Mr. Finney
Take care Hal, Cya soon.

 

Does he mean "cya soon" in the heavenly sense??

That thread should be locked so people can't defile it any more. Its like people who go to Jim Morrison's grave in Paris so they can spray paint it, but worse.

[DireWolfM14]

The irony of this post is I believe the author wants it to end up here.  He comes off like angry mdayonliner, maybe?

stardate: tuvok is assigned as a secret agent to the maquis.
voyager dispatched to find out what happened to them.
janeway orders tuvok to destroy the caretaker array, he uses non standard issued tricobalt devices, 4 times as large required to decimate the array, but twice as large to open up subspace, to obtain secondary power core of tetryon reactor ...

[TimeBits]

This is not only a shitpost but it's pretty tasteless and probably should be deleted. Worse than your typical Stake campaign posting. This was in Hal Finney's famous Bitcoin and Me thread.

Honestly I do not have patience to read this kind of long blog. But this kind of post is worth it to read. I hope all of will achieve what ge achieve. But I hope I am also still alive when get a success in crypto. I am now regreting that I did not believe in the first time that I met bitcoin  wayback 2013 because I have almost waste my 4years before I believe and start to do and invest here in bitcoin.

Then there's this guy who is trying to break some sort of shitposting record, posted a few weeks afterwards.

Thank you for sharing your story Mr. Finney
Take care Hal, Cya soon.

 

Does he mean "cya soon" in the heavenly sense??

That thread should be locked so people can't defile it any more. Its like people who go to Jim Morrison's grave in Paris so they can spray paint it, but worse.

I was paying homage to a great man, I would be bringing his grave flowers if I could.

[coinlocket$]

Probably a typo but hey there might be an open slut!

Hi Hhampuz,

With the new wave of parm-ban going on the forum perhaps there might be an open slut, yes?
If available, I want in please. thanks

[nutildah]

Probably a typo but hey there might be an open slut!

Hi Hhampuz,

With the new wave of parm-ban going on the forum perhaps there might be an open slut, yes?
If available, I want in please. thanks

There's also a parm ban. No parmesan cheese anywhere on the forum. It smells too bad if left out in the sun.

Somehow I don't think he'll make the cut.

I was paying homage to a great man, I would be bringing his grave flowers if I could.

Well as you're not in a sig campaign, at least you're shitposting out of your own volition.

[morvillz7z]

Probably a typo but hey there might be an open slut!

He's looking for a slut and wants in?


I don't think it's a typo, sluts have always been subjected to special attention. I sometimes feel sorry for their pimps aka managers.

I am very interested to join your campaign dear manager, pleased give me a slut.

Hi Stawberries , I've left reply that i"ve been ranked up to member . If there's no sluts left for members can u tell me . Because don't to stay as Jr.member

Hello manager please tell me how many sluts are open in this campaign, can i join this campaign now freely or i think my chances are minimum to select in the campaign? Thanks

Hello manager let me express my interest if there is slut left and if am qualified.

[hilariousandco]

Oh my, see who is making all the noise lately
Seems like theymos is not playing this time around.
He's coming hard on everyone. No matter who you are, it doesn't mater.

Theymos doesn't care who he comes on, but when he does he does it hard.

[nutildah]

This one was pretty good.

I see your burning ass, and quess that you was scammed and hard fucked and now living in smoll box near the road. You miserable likeness of a man

Its actually a van down by the river, but pretty close.

[jademaxsuy]

This is not only a shitpost but it's pretty tasteless and probably should be deleted. Worse than your typical Stake campaign posting. This was in Hal Finney's famous Bitcoin and Me thread.

Honestly I do not have patience to read this kind of long blog. But this kind of post is worth it to read. I hope all of will achieve what ge achieve. But I hope I am also still alive when get a success in crypto. I am now regreting that I did not believe in the first time that I met bitcoin  wayback 2013 because I have almost waste my 4years before I believe and start to do and invest here in bitcoin.

Then there's this guy who is trying to break some sort of shitposting record, posted a few weeks afterwards.

Thank you for sharing your story Mr. Finney
Take care Hal, Cya soon.

 

Does he mean "cya soon" in the heavenly sense??

That thread should be locked so people can't defile it any more. Its like people who go to Jim Morrison's grave in Paris so they can spray paint it, but worse.

Hahayz, I am just wanting to see if I had some.post reported here as shit posting but as I can see there are really worst people posting in the forum. So, I think shitposting will never erqdicate but will only be minimized.

The title of this thread really says it all and I am having hard time laughing on some posts.

[DdmrDdmr]

<…> My English is not good. I'm using Google translate and comment, I share the same idea. I don't even remember. Over 2 years past. Now, what's the point of banging? I really don't remember. <…>

Taken out of context, the above extract seems to express a celibacy of around two years. Sadly, it’s really a ban (not bang) appeal …