Wall of fame / shame. Shit posts so bad that they are actually funny

[nutildah]

When I was reading posts from banned user, I found this phrase

Native language: Englesh

LOL. That made me chuckle.


This guy started a career as a hardcore troller and basic all-around spammer after getting busted for running a fake signature campaign. Now he's banned.

just another signature spammer, he deserves the perm ban

Most of his comments are more awful than funny, but this one has a certain degree of irony to it.

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I just want an answer and if I'm not unbanned I will not be returning to this forum.

[nutildah]

The subject title for this services ad is:

"I can do anything you desire.No limit."

Yes you heard right.Anything you desire there is no limit.

You can hire me as a slave.

If you want to be a master pm me.

I will be your digital slave.

You desire, Let your slave perform.

Someone should probably break the news to them that "slave" is usually an unpaid position :/

[Flagship11]

I own my coins and i determine what i want to do with my coins is what i have worked for and invested in i decide what i do with my coin in my mind

[TimeBits]

The Alien ships use sound to clear the path for their ships, it is kind of like how bats travel, it is really cool stuff they can tell if there is physical objects in front of them, They can go faster than light speed but run the risk of hitting objects if they do in non mapped zones. There is certain paths in space where they can hyper jump past light speed with the cone effect. Most of the time they travel a bit faster than sound speed like 2-3x sound speed as their sonar can register objects before they collide kind of like how bats and dolphins do. They have sats out in space mapping every bit of dust for their hyper jumps when they need to go faster than light.

[nutildah]

I don't think you understand what this thread is about. Yes, we see you're a shitposter. No, you cannot nominate yourself as writing shit posts so bad they are funny. Somebody else has to be the arbiter of that.

The Alien ships use sound to clear the path for their ships, it is kind of like how bats travel, it is really cool stuff they can tell if there is physical objects in front of them, They can go faster than light speed but run the risk of hitting objects if they do in non mapped zones. There is certain paths in space where they can hyper jump past light speed with the cone effect. Most of the time they travel a bit faster than sound speed like 2-3x sound speed as their sonar can register objects before they collide kind of like how bats and dolphins do. They have sats out in space mapping every bit of dust for their hyper jumps when they need to go faster than light.

[hilariousandco]

I don't think you understand what this thread is about. Yes, we see you're a shitposter. No, you cannot nominate yourself as writing shit posts so bad they are funny. Somebody else has to be the arbiter of that.

The Alien ships use sound to clear the path for their ships, it is kind of like how bats travel, it is really cool stuff they can tell if there is physical objects in front of them, They can go faster than light speed but run the risk of hitting objects if they do in non mapped zones. There is certain paths in space where they can hyper jump past light speed with the cone effect. Most of the time they travel a bit faster than sound speed like 2-3x sound speed as their sonar can register objects before they collide kind of like how bats and dolphins do. They have sats out in space mapping every bit of dust for their hyper jumps when they need to go faster than light.

At least he knows he's shitposting. This guy is either a troll or a nutter. Just go this in a PM:

Hey just curious why did you remove my post about bitcoin being traded for bits? It pertains to the bitcoin discussion

You know we just saved the entire race from slavery right, well can and will? Gave people the right to vote for themselves and stop being slaves to the banks, made duration/time cash able to be traded for btc, when we don`t even need btc but give Satoshi credit. I should not say we actually it was all Paul Busch from Bitswift and Lior Yaffe from Ardor. Sure I might of came up with the time/duration thing 5-6 years ago and the simulation of the ending of bitcoin/gold and why we need time as money but I did not code anything tho, just the messenger.

Don`t censor me please, When you see me in person you will have 0 chance to silence me. In fact I will yell louder the more you try to cover me. In the afterlife you will have 0 chance to silence me.

You may mod me here for a bit, but I mod you there forever.

Thanks.

Now he's trying to sell moonrocks and signed Hitler artwork:

Re: Hitler signed print / Space Rocks

How much do you think this is worth?
https://imgur.com/a/QEN62Wf

and these, space rocks.
https://imgur.com/a/pBF0ZAX

[nutildah]

Now he's trying to sell moonrocks and signed Hitler artwork:

Re: Hitler signed print / Space Rocks

How much do you think this is worth?
https://imgur.com/a/QEN62Wf

and these, space rocks.
https://imgur.com/a/pBF0ZAX

That's awful. I'm not a collectibles expert so I won't leave my opinion in his thread, but based on his back story I would guess they are worth around $25 and $0.

[DireWolfM14]

Well, you are several orders of magnitude out his league, there nutildah.  His aunt who taught ballroom dancing to kings and queens said so.

I will consider selling the collection and the Hitler print for 150 btc starting bid together.

My aunt who taught kings and queens how to dance, she was the best ballroom dancer in the world (won world title and 2nd a few times), before she passed she gave them to me. Also 150 btc is the starting bid, not the buyers price because I will bid 400 btc myself.

[DireWolfM14]

Pure gold.  The great grandfather must have been the oldest Hitler Youth, and the youngest of "Hitlers top soldiers in the SS."  

Just a few plot holes to patch up before Hollywood buys the movie rights.

[Flagship11]

I not say is expensive now for all transaction, but can be expensive for people who have low amounts on address and after to send to one address because if pay more than send amount then is expensive.

typical stake.com shit poster

[TimeBits]

At least he knows he's shitposting. This guy is either a troll or a nutter. Just go this in a PM:

Hey just curious why did you remove my post about bitcoin being traded for bits? It pertains to the bitcoin discussion

You know we just saved the entire race from slavery right, well can and will? Gave people the right to vote for themselves and stop being slaves to the banks, made duration/time cash able to be traded for btc, when we don`t even need btc but give Satoshi credit. I should not say we actually it was all Paul Busch from Bitswift and Lior Yaffe from Ardor. Sure I might of came up with the time/duration thing 5-6 years ago and the simulation of the ending of bitcoin/gold and why we need time as money but I did not code anything tho, just the messenger.

So yah, why did that post get removed and me not get a notification either? please note, I have nothing to do with bitswift or ardor, or huntercoin the bitcoin/gold simulation or bitcoin just a fan.
Actually a lot of my post get removed for no reason, with no notification.

But why remove the post I made last night about bitcoin being able to be traded for bits? www.bitswift.cash a currency created by the entire populous at a fair rate backed by time/duration?

Sorry, when I typed "We" I meant I, I do not speak for others. (I just look at this all as a team game)

"when we *I* don`t even need btc but give Satoshi credit."
Want me to explain this one?

You did not go into the sun today hilariousandco, I did not see you.

[33bitcoin]

Its loony how for free bitcoins victimized to be bimanual away backbone in the other times. Humans could take up to 10 bitcoins a period on single of those other spigots. Of line they weren't value even at the age on the other hand guessed whether you held those youths trough 20k.

[morvillz7z]

^hahah holy shit

It definitely deserves a nomination for the worst spin bot award. If anyone cares to see the original text:

Its crazy how free bitcoins used to be handed out back in the early days.  People could claim up to 10 bitcoins a day on one of those early faucets.  Of course they weren't worth much at the time but imagined if you held those puppies till 20k.

PS. I'll report him but mods take way too much time handling those text paraphrasing idiots. Have a stakes.com guy queued for almost two weeks now.

edit; NibleyIt banned

[TimeBits]

^hahah holy shit

It definitely deserves a nomination for the worst spin bot award. If anyone cares to see the original text:

Its crazy how free bitcoins used to be handed out back in the early days.  People could claim up to 10 bitcoins a day on one of those early faucets.  Of course they weren't worth much at the time but imagined if you held those puppies till 20k.

PS. I'll report him but mods take way too much time handling those text paraphrasing idiots. Have a stakes.com guy queued for almost two weeks now.

Should we aid crypto full or buoy we think almost this? In the light of that the humans who captivated the possibility of the crypto were extremely failure. As this yr thither is a plenty of cost drop. Humans was existence overload with crypto, on the other hand no person buoy not wish to capture releases. On the other hand they got.

I just thought he might of been Yoda. I think he can see the future tho.

[HCP]

I'm guessing the poster immediately following that previous one was using the same spin bot...

I've join in in infrequent casts in the former that are not behavior as well good as thither is not all the more a one purchase additional on the barters they are catalogued, representing generosity no yr is greater than 2017

I managed to find the original post...

I've participate in few projects in the past that are not doing too well because  there is not even a single buy other on the exchanges they are listed, for bounties no year is better than 2017

Whatever those guys paid for that spin bot... it was too much 

[morvillz7z]

I'm guessing the poster immediately following that previous one was using the same spin bot...

He is but unfortunately not alone, I found 17 similar accounts who have taken the same English classes. 

If anyone wants to help find original posts...(you only need one report...I suspect posts are taken from the same thread).

Doomfang, Nuadalanim, Muzahn, Alsazar, Butpow, Jushura, Budor, ofKJVb, Tekree, Saberraven, Bladebinder, Thisfa, Centriril, tendenc, Yggfym, Fearlessfury, Snowworker

Keywords: buoy, thither, humans, Krypto, lettuce, victimize, munificence, philanthropy and many more.

...we have to stay on topic:

We living in a not simple planet, largely  whether we capture into accounting  people  acquisitiveness, which in nearly  casings is the base of each  troubles and an annoyance of these troubles. Then, I anticipate that hither we require to looking  representing  choice  representing  rule.

[Rizzrack]

wow, innovatives comments..

it seems that most of comments are for contest.. just like mine..  

So the truth can be funny !


Had to also post this ! one shispost and the other is actually funny

Reserved for ipool.pw

reserved for scam alert.

[Csmiami]

Might not qualify for shitpost, but definately shame worthy

People from these countries come up with new ideas everyday how to scam people, I was once scammed by an Indian I bought 6 Iphone 7 for 1000 dollars when Iphone 7 just came out and I received only a box of Iphone 7 without anything else inside.

[nutildah]

Here's a snippet from 2 of the forum's biggest trolls having a conversation with each other (they've been arguing with each other about the subject [Flat Earth] for 4+ years now):

Since the FE stuff is designed for people who are partially brain dead, who cares if it goes on? Keeps people's focus off the truly evil things, like 5G and vaccines.

It's what you get when a troll trolls a troll...