Wall of fame / shame. Shit posts so bad that they are actually funny

[Nnuego]

All the funny post replies I normal see daily makes me laugh. That's what their reasoning gives to them at that moment. So let's enjoy it while it last

[morvillz7z]

I'm sure some of you already saw this reply in "Services". Can't really say if they are trollin' or not, but we should definitely have it here, fits in perfectly.

An escrow is def good, thats why we have chosen game-protect, the name says its all "game" and "protect", everyone wins.

Since this topic had its 1-year anniversary recently, how about a poll with hand-picked quotes by xtraelv and we vote? Shitpost of the year? 

[jonoiv]

everyone hates pointless posts 

[stompix]

Want to become a mailionaire?

Follow this guy:

I think there is a possibility someday that this dream will turn into reality all of us will become maillionaires. 1 BTC is $500,000 this is wow awesome. But its all depend on the demand and supply of the cryptocurrency coin like bitcoin when the demand is high there is a chance that there is a lot of buyers and investors. When the supply is not enough the price will go down.

And the post that made me look through his history:

I think in the year 1999, is not that year we think I recognize bitcoin way back 2010 and it was advertise in a small box and the price is very cheap and I did not believe that the price someday will get high. Also the year 1999 the technology in our country is not taht good enough. And being busy watching playing pokemons at that time.

How pokemons can ruin an investment opportunity...pika pika sad!

[friends1980]

Here we have a very convinced supporter of self-defense threads. Should be on the karatetalk forum, I guess.

(...) I saw some threads which are not moderated and some enemies of that project will take it upon themselves to shoot in bad arrows so, if it was self-defense thread that wouldn't have happened. I will keep supporting the self-defense threads because of my personal experience as a bounty Hunter I am.
We  shouldn't over estimate the powers internet witches around the cryptocurrency world where ones enemies will fight a project under the name of false pretext.

edit: his other posts (well, there's only 9 posts alltogether) are also quite funny.

Username:: Btczhageh please accept me because I need money and am a good traditional gambler.

[sirazimuth]

I got a chuckle outta this one...  (for obvious reasons )

I believe that God exists.
and I cannot explain how I can believe that God exists? because everything about God is beyond my mind,
if I can explain about God, I will not believe anymore if God exists.
so the point is, humans cannot logic about God because of the power of God beyond human reason

[asu]

Damn. I love you 3000 Loyce.

No doubt Loyce is a gem of a guy but I do not understand the point of this thread. Are you making this post to be an ass kissing sidekick or just to farm your signature by needlessly saying the most obvious thing. 'Hey guys, the sky is blue! I am so fucking happy about it that I must tell you guys about this" ... so anything like that?  I am seriously disappointed at the level of effort you guys put into making a thread these days.

And what's the point of making such reply!! If you don't like it just ignore it.

[TimeBits]

My name is Valentin. I am a 51 years old physicist engineer. I like the bitcoin and what bitcoin has done until now. But bitcoin has also not very good aspects.  

 The bitcoin ticker is BTC. Where I am in Eastern Europe BT were some famous cigars made in Bulgaria 50 years ago. When i was a child everyone was smoking starting with the age of 7 (years old). I am not joking, this is true.

My father was an MD, my mother is an MD. They cured thousands of men of tuberculosis. I have not followed them as an MD because every day when I was a child I was listening for 3 hours for the medical conditions that they had to cure that day.

My mother says that what goes around comes around in medicine. Because the ticker of the bitcoin resembles the cigarettes in the Eastern europe, bitcoin is bad.  One can get intoxicated by simply reading the bitcoin ticker BTC.

 90% of the people in this world do not know what bitcoin is. It is sufficient for them to come to you smoking, believing that they make you a good thing. You will become afraid of them. I experienced myself this fear.

 

Yah and don`t watch BBC documentaries British Broadcasting Corporation because it also stands for Big Black Cock and BBC killed my anus. You will become afraid of them. I experienced myself this fear.

[actmyname]

You tried only and you failed Im also failed in trading before not only ones but many more but I do my best to keep in trading and not to stop and Im happy that all of patient and hardwork in trading have good result. Many people failed and they never quit and look at them now they are successful because they getting more profit. But I believe because you have knowledge about trading and you know what you can do for the next step.

Bull trap is very dangerous that you know will increase the price so you are willing to buy. But once you buy it will  immediately drop the price of it. Lot of traders always meet bull trap.

Yes the bull right now is great and if you have the ability and opportunity to invest some money in Bitcoin or ETH, you might make some good money when there us a rise in the market value of the coins you HODL. SO I think that there is nothing like bull trap right now and you could very easily make use of thus bullish market.

price recovery will need long time to happen if we didn't patience face it.and ofcourse we will see this moment in near future after market totally recovered.and current time we've see good sign for bullish moment.

Golden posts for my current reporting session. As satoshi once said: "bull market outlook good the bitcoin trade sir"

[Bitcoin_Arena]

-snip-

😁😁😁
This made me dangerous choke while eating.
I am never going to visit this thread while taking something

[Csmiami]

Poor guy

I surrender....bitcoin please take all of my money.....I am done.....you have crushed my holdings in HST decision token.  In the process of selling all my holdings goodbye to crypto....I am done....I surrender to poverty!

[Flagship11]

What is the benefit of people to doing illegal use of Monero?

how we know fruits and vegetables good or bad condition its not far online shopping these items

[Rizzrack]

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Nice project ! Will join...in Q8

[actmyname]

The many the merrier, but it doesn't guarantee us an assurance all the time if those coins will give us profit all the time. Most of the time we should consider those factors of a certain crypto that will make it more profitable, particular of its community. Profitable coins is the most important ways to look at in order to gain more potential earnings once that coin will gain sustainable price in the marketplace.

Ah yes, the ever-common adage... The many the merrier.

Bitcoin can remain almost one value for a long time, but for a longer time it wins many times compared to traditional stablecoin

Well indeed, at this time it is rare for bounties to pay with ethereum or bitcoin. true as you say that the childbirth of the token when received by the results of the participants also decreased significantly

[Lafu]

The newest shit now is kinda cool and a lot of other Scammers should doing that to !

THe new Hype is Self Flaging  



https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?action=trust;flag=460


The main thing is that he is realy a Scammer and you can read that here : https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=5153534.msg51846412#msg51846412

[hilariousandco]

Think of it like this, you have freedom of speech in the presence of your mother, but would you choose your words more carefully? 

All the mother of his father gave the freedom of speech. Because they have his own child to a better bus in their lives.

[xtraelv]

The newest shit now is kinda cool and a lot of other Scammers should doing that to !

THe new Hype is Self Flaging  



https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?action=trust;flag=460


The main thing is that he is realy a Scammer and you can read that here : https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=5153534.msg51846412#msg51846412

The problem is that they can also self withdraw the flag.

[actmyname]

learning how to do cash out is certainly very important, because crypto always has a high risk, not in terms of prices in the market that can suddenly decline, but also the level of crypto wallet security is still lacking, so you should do cash out of your crypto

ATTENTION: WALLET SECURITY IS STILL LACKING IN CRYPTO SO YOU MUST CASH OUT NOW

to work on customs of mining with use of platform with the bitcoin finance trader might tries of work with Parkerbot for binary option trading to helps as collecting balance of token on terms with investment plan as appealing business on crypto finance.

[ChiBitCTy]

learning how to do cash out is certainly very important, because crypto always has a high risk, not in terms of prices in the market that can suddenly decline, but also the level of crypto wallet security is still lacking, so you should do cash out of your crypto

ATTENTION: WALLET SECURITY IS STILL LACKING IN CRYPTO SO YOU MUST CASH OUT NOW

to work on customs of mining with use of platform with the bitcoin finance trader might tries of work with Parkerbot for binary option trading to helps as collecting balance of token on terms with investment plan as appealing business on crypto finance.

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[actmyname]

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it is really very risky to use credit card or lend money to buy any cryptocurrency including bitcoin and and any altcoins. you may make profit with it but there is a very huge risk to loose everything.