Wall of fame / shame. Shit posts so bad that they are actually funny

[macson]

is there any satoshi Nakamoto hunter here? the quoted post below could really help you on your hunt on satoshi's Identity. I feel bad for the use behind Actor_Tom_Truong for experiencing such things I hope no one experience what he experienced.

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From 2010 to 2018, my mind was programmed to promote other articles and Infowars stuff on the http://Bitcointalk.org forum using the screen name Actor_Tom_Truong. I did not participate in any protest or riot. I’m sorry if anyone suffered because I was not myself. I know it’s not an excuse that my mind got hijacked by selfish hackers.

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I do not know what to say ^{("lol" I can't help but laugh reading this shit post)} but  Actor_Tom_Truong name is very good, very suitable for playing hot films.

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[suchmoon]

I like chicken.

It's a shitpost, but not particularly funny. Try harder.


Marketplace masterpiece... uniek golden platen machine with lion feets, or a secret for 1 BTC to feed a hungry dog:

you want to earn a secret

I'm selling my secret about how to make fast money and once you got it you'r futur will change .
So people if you want more about it just make a bid my secret will be send in a package with track and trace system so there cannot be problems with this sell

I ask just an 1bitcoin for the secret and the send cost becquse its sending without the secret box
also my dog is hungry
So if you want to buy this secret say it and we will trade

hello everybody i am selling a secret in a secret box

To change the futur of one happy person i am selling 1 of my 3 secret boxes with off course a big secret inside of this box
The secret will change you'r futur and that off the people with who you are livin.
I sell it for bitcoins because the price for fact it gonna make you win such amounts of money that you gonna laugh with this bitcoins you just payd
If you want to i can send picture or put one here off the box but you cannot see the secret inside because that stays a secret for everybody only the buyer and me gonna know what is inside i repeat just one thing when i buyed it i didn believe it but hey i never thought i gonne be trader and now i am one so the secret inside that box is true and changes live be smart like me buy it and change your live and that of your childs wife mom everybody around you bless yourself with this
Awesome box and secret inside

For more information just ask
I am selling more stuff uniek rare
Like a golden platen melted chocolat machine for holding warm and liquid with lion feets
And signature the piece is 23 kilo and made of metal and gold

This next nutcase has been trolling the lending board for months so this is just the top of the shitberg:

Title of the thread: "For some reason what I say becomes true"

I have many, many millions coming my way, many, many women, the losers such as people who can't loan money to me can only watch and envy from a distance when there are hundreds of women around me and many many millions

[friends1980]

In his opinion!



Etc.

[LoyceV]

A brand new user posted this in Development & Technical Discussion:

Thank you so much for sharing with us a very beautiful and valuable post. But I am very new to this bitcoin forum so I have no idea about this valuable post of yours. If any If you have a senior brother, you must help us.

He keeps saying how valuable posts are:

You have presented a very nice and constructive post to us. But I have no idea about Reddit. But I have learned a lot from this valuable post of yours and I hope this is yours Many members will learn a lot from this valuable post.

All reported:

I am new to this bitcoin forum so I don't know how to work with bitcoin. And if any senior brother knows why this bitcoin account, you must discuss below.Then we will be able to know and learn a lot through your discussion.And I hope you will post more like this among us.

[lovesmayfamilis]

Teligram is a social yoga medium that allows people to talk or watch with each other. Some people use it badly, but it is really bad for them, and whoever thinks that it is the best kausal, then it is good for him. There are two sides to every thing, good and bad. From here you will find one.

I didn't know that there is also social yoga--Teligram

[decodx]

Valuing 60,000$ and you as amazed about the High fee? lol expect that will increase when the price is already High up to the Moon now.
Best to Use altcoins instead of Bitcoin so you won't feel that Highest fee recorded.

Wow! Shitposting much?

[suchmoon]

Genius shitposter figured out how to make money if you can see the future:

No one can say accurately how long a bear market will last and how long this bull run will last too.

Quit the idea of determining when because no one can tell you when and how long to be exact it will happen. If we can know it when it'll happen, we'll be safe from the bear market to be taking our profits during the bull run and use the bear market for buying.

[acroman08]

I was expecting another person got scammed again by 1xbit since one of the old scam accusation threads resurfaced on the scam accusation board. I was not expecting the post I saw. can anyone help this guy out? it seems that he's really missed his friend Darko.

Hello

I‘m searching my friend Darko. We was partners long time ago. I hope that you read this.

Regards

Y.

[nutildah]

I'm giving up hope in humanity.

This is a very big mistakes we do sometimes. We have to keep in mind about this by doing the talks. So who want to do bitcoin talk?

[stompix]

Want to know why bitcoin dump?

Seriously have been doing my research and have not seen any concrete reason why bitcoin dump, lots of people long bitcoin and other altcoins bitcoin dump really liquidated lots of people that long there coin on future trading bitcoin dump really crash altcoin price lots of people have been scared and don't really know the cause of the dump and lot's of people have been scared and selling there coin which they believe bitcoin will still dump more which is going to dump altcoin price must people are still expecting more dip

[nutildah]

Let's play everyone's favorite game, Bot or Not?

I think the purpose of posting is for other to read and probably applaud you or equally rank you high.
Your post can either makes or ma who who ever that may concerns. If your post must keep undeleted that means it good post and it contains no plagiarism.

So much wisdom packed in one post, no way it will be deleted.

[shahzadafzal]

Let's play everyone's favorite game, Bot or Not?

I think the purpose of posting is for other to read and probably applaud you or equally rank you high.
Your post can either makes or ma who who ever that may concerns. If your post must keep undeleted that means it good post and it contains no plagiarism.

So much wisdom packed in one post, no way it will be deleted.

Very important message indeed... must keep undeleted please

Bot no way... machines haven't been this advance yet!!!

[suchmoon]

Punctuation optional:

hello every one i want to sell it right price i just mentioned the price also i already made so much money from the site you can youtube it with the name of my site to see the proof not pics real proof i don't know why people having this problem when some one earn or having right thing come up with scam thing i provide all the legit thing also i want my site back because i know it will give me money every month i just need for this trade only

[HCP]

Punctuation optional:

hello every one i want to sell it right price i just mentioned the price also i already made so much money from the site you can youtube it with the name of my site to see the proof not pics real proof i don't know why people having this problem when some one earn or having right thing come up with scam thing i provide all the legit thing also i want my site back because i know it will give me money every month i just need for this trade only

Imma have to break out the heavy duty meds to treat the migraine I now have after attempting to read that post... 

[suchmoon]

Imma have to break out the heavy duty meds to treat the migraine I now have after attempting to read that post... 

You may need your meds again:

   Plagiarized are not allowed , if there is no athourity to the owner who made the idea. Copyright, copying all the statement are plagiarize also ,stilling and selling without permission are also known plagiarized. Doing plagiarize will encounter a serious action due that they disobeyed the. Some consequences there reputation will destroy and inadequate. So what's the reason for doing this illegal copyright and stilling the other idea,  if that we can make our own idea and it is really overwhelmed when we the one who made our own without stilling idea and excert some efforts.

[nutildah]

This one might not make it through the night so it should be preserved here for future study... Its a rather eloquent glimpse into the mindset of the distraught Bitcoin trader... an outpouring of emotion induced by a lack of control over the situation. As such it is a metaphor for mankind's incessant struggle against nature. My name is Werner Herzog.

Imagine selling now.... Honestly man...Fooking imagine it... Looking at your fooking kids in the eyes and saying you know what "I'm real sorry my youtes daddy, daddy fucking got a sex change, you know what I mean no more big dick, daddy got fat pussy naw kaw you weakling". Fuck that man, I can't look my children in the eys that daddy sold on dumps.. ON FUCKING DUMPS MAN.... You FOOKING idiots... Who the fook is selling... I whoooIdon't know anyone selling. My team ent selling. I know BANG hunters ent fooking selling. Gem hunter ent selling. SO WHO THE FOOK is selling.
Michael Saylor BUYIN, Grayscale BUYIN, Elon Musk on the Tesla cashflow fund BUYING... SO WHO FA FOOK IS SELLING... I'll tell you whos selling... Lil weak hand pussy-os that didn't even want to be in the game in the first place. Didnt understand it. "I'm in it for the tech" Fuck off, you ain't in it for the shit.

[libert19]

This one might not make it through the night so it should be preserved here for future study... Its a rather eloquent glimpse into the mindset of the distraught Bitcoin trader... an outpouring of emotion induced by a lack of control over the situation. As such it is a metaphor for mankind's incessant struggle against nature. My name is Werner Herzog.

Imagine selling now.... Honestly man...Fooking imagine it... Looking at your fooking kids in the eyes and saying you know what "I'm real sorry my youtes daddy, daddy fucking got a sex change, you know what I mean no more big dick, daddy got fat pussy naw kaw you weakling". Fuck that man, I can't look my children in the eys that daddy sold on dumps.. ON FUCKING DUMPS MAN.... You FOOKING idiots... Who the fook is selling... I whoooIdon't know anyone selling. My team ent selling. I know BANG hunters ent fooking selling. Gem hunter ent selling. SO WHO THE FOOK is selling.
Michael Saylor BUYIN, Grayscale BUYIN, Elon Musk on the Tesla cashflow fund BUYING... SO WHO FA FOOK IS SELLING... I'll tell you whos selling... Lil weak hand pussy-os that didn't even want to be in the game in the first place. Didnt understand it. "I'm in it for the tech" Fuck off, you ain't in it for the shit.

He's Conor McGregor of bitcointalk 

[DanyBee]

100,000BITCOIN : 200,000BITCOIN : 1000BITCOIN : 10,000 BITCOINS NEEDED

I HAVE ONE BUYER FOR 100,000 PICES
ONE OTHER FOR 200,000 PICES
ONE FOR 250,000 PICES
AND ONE FOR 1000 PICES
AND ONE FOR 10,000 PICES BITCOINS

AFTER REQUIRED NORMALE FCO  IS COMPLETED , SATOSHI PROOF FROM SELLER IS A MUST.

Telegram: @dropwizard

         

[Lucius]

First time to post in this topic, but this really deserves its place in history.

I think your statement is not entirely true, because Japan was actually the first country that accepted Bitcoin as a "Currency" and even if some other countries does not accept it as a legal tender, people still buy and sell Bitcoin without their permission. Examples of countries where this is happening is Zimbabwe / Yugoslavia / Venezuela / Hungary ...where they are struggling with hyperinflation.

Yugoslavia has not existed for 30 years, and hyperinflation in Hungary also does not exist - man has obviously completely confused the past and reality

[The Sceptical Chymist]

He's Conor McGregor of bitcointalk 

OMG, that's hilarious!  I wouldn't call that a shitpost, just a funny one--and that's probably how he meant it.  It's rare nowadays that you see a newbie write like a crazed lunatic while actually making sense.  Oddly enough, I hope that guy sticks around and that I see his posts outside of Speculation (which I have on ignore).

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Now that's a shitpost that's funny.  I saw that thread in my unread threads feed but didn't bother to click on it.  Had I done so I could have had a few seconds of amusement.  That'll teach me.

Yugoslavia has not existed for 30 years, and hyperinflation in Hungary also does not exist - man has obviously completely confused the past and reality

I'd wonder if that post was plagiarized if it weren't so bitcoin-specific and so poorly-written.  Unfortunately you're right, that dude is completely clueless.