Wall of fame / shame. Shit posts so bad that they are actually funny

[The Sceptical Chymist]

Bitcoin's real name is satoshi nakamoto. But it is called Bitcoin because there was proof of work money and it is recorded on paper it was one coin of gold. That's why its called Bitcoin
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That's pretty bad, and I've seen some very ignorant, awful posts in my time on this forum.  By the way, that post appears to have been deleted--for the best, since it's nothing but idiotic falsehood dressed up as a contribution to bitcointalk.  I think I'm going to take a look at that member's post history to see what other kinds of nonsense he's posted.

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[Maestro75]

Bitcoin's real name is satoshi nakamoto. But it is called Bitcoin because there was proof of work money and it is recorded on paper it was one coin of gold. That's why its called Bitcoin

 

That post is very funny even though it is unbelievable someone posted that load of nonsense. I checked haasanjui posts and found out that he is not a native English speaker and that can be why his posts come out that way. May be he uses google to translate the few posts he writes. His concentration is on bounties.

[Stalker22]

Most LTCs are made up of a few people, which means that it is kept low because you need to be able to trade in a robust way with low commissions.

It's people! Soylent Green is people!


source

[suchmoon]

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I had to check the context to see what the hell is "LTCs" because it couldn't have possibly been about Litecoin. Well, yet again I underestimated shitposting abilities of shitposters.

[Mpamaegbu]

Bounty managers have no standards as a general rule, though there might be a few exceptions.

Yeah, I know you acknowledged there are exceptions but generally; Bounty Managers look at the huge participation number they get for their clients than the quality of posts participants make. We must've observed that a lot of bounties don't cap the number of participants they accept. These BMs just don't care. It could even be from their sad experiences that since most bounty projects don't pay up after the campaigns are long ended that they act nonchalantly. Based on that they really wouldn't want to stress too much on checking what participants put out there. Again, it could even be that most participants wouldn't want to put in more effort making great posts since they also view their chances of getting paid for their efforts as a 50-50 after bounty ends.

[nutildah]

From a thread in Meta called "How can I change my name?"

Thanks a lot for all the answers.
I wish you would so bullish on Litecoin Cash too, like you answer a simple question
Wish you all a good residual 2021 time and good investment decisions!

It's a cheerful comment, but I can't help but notice he mentions Litecoin Cash in every post. I reported it and the report got marked bad, lol.

[acroman08]

in my time here in the forum I've seen a lot of funny and stupid things being posted in politics and society, but god damn! this one takes the cake.

This video tells the story how a parasite cleansing changed a gay person of almost 30 years to someone engaging in reproductive sex life.
https://youtu.be/2mG7DbMQ_gM

How to use Turpentine
https://youtu.be/5DJoiPkHGfA
(Careful with the Castor Oil)

anyway, I went and check the first link and was not disappointed with the comments that are in there.

[Stalker22]

in my time here in the forum I've seen a lot of funny and stupid things being posted in politics and society, but god damn! this one takes the cake.

This video tells the story how a parasite cleansing changed a gay person of almost 30 years to someone engaging in reproductive sex life.
https://youtu.be/2mG7DbMQ_gM

How to use Turpentine
https://youtu.be/5DJoiPkHGfA
(Careful with the Castor Oil)

anyway, I went and check the first link and was not disappointed with the comments that are in there.

The advancements in modern medicine are really amazing, aren't they?

[Rizzrack]

Applications for Bitcoin Wiki edit privileges have a weird format ...

#Proof of authentication Bitcointalk username: lonypink9 Bitcointalk Profile:https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?action=profile;u=3383397; Telegram Username: @MDSOBUJCHOWDH Joined Campaign: Twitter, Facebook Bsc/Bep20: 0xE33d0F80953b373fD01de2B1D327E6094B73CC81

[Lucius]

Shitposters in the Bitcoin Discussion board are very creative today - here are two gems that may even be alt accounts, and they are both definitely experts in the crypto market.

This triggered the price of bitcoin which recently rose almost touched ath back. I'm very happy with this news. Makes me excited to get back to collecting bitcoins. I'm sure bitcoin will be back on trend in a few weeks.

This has an impact on the current market. Colombia is an influential country in cryptocurrencies. I am very happy that this news has an impact on my current assets. Very excited to make it back to making a profit.

Experts think that 4 ATMs installed in Colombia from February 2021 until today are the reason for ATH. What will @stompix say when he reads their posts

[stompix]

@Lucius
I'll just say that:

My love for Range Rover is unpredictable

 
I wonder why I have his profile in the bookmarks from Sunday, probably he's the author of another gem.

As for the other one, I never learn, it makes no sense trying to show people what is real and what's not, wasting my energy debunking a stupid or completely fake piece of crapnews, I don't know who reported it or why it got deleted but it's way better this way.

[suchmoon]

I wonder why I have his profile in the bookmakers

Wait, you're betting on shitposting? That's messed up. 

Yes, I know, typo, irony, etc.

[nutildah]

Think I've read enough shitposts to beat the band...

In order to bring down a whole dark market operation, you really would need a whole orchestra.

[o_e_l_e_o]

so it's only a matter of time until the end of this year

I'm not sure if this is redundant or maybe a radical new understanding regarding the linearity of time.

[BlackHatCoiner]

I'm not sure if this is redundant or maybe a radical new understanding regarding the linearity of time.

It's definitely pessimistic. 

[n0nce]

Y'all can argue about a lab generated ruse till you are blue in the face but it will make no diff. The virus is only the pretext for the "new normal" digital prison that is already ready to roll out while you've been shook like ants in a jar. The virus,vax,testing,tracing are all part of the same package for the zombies. The phoenix rising from these ashes is a dragon and hes going to drop the hammer on y'all bigstyle ...like tupac   

Y'all better get right with Jesus

True story bro 

The end really cracked me up

"Y'all better get right with Jesus " and then to really make sure, "True story bro  " - okay, now I'm convinced!

[BlackHatCoiner]

actually, people know about tracking, and the other thing that relate with privacy and anonymous.
this thing can be felt if someone never show who is he. you can cover identity with many mask you want, and when you show it, your anonymity will disappear, though is just one person. sometime, privacy following the system made, but we can easily show it because the system not perfect as we want. and the fact, shadow will always track your privacy and we dont have any power to hide it

Did you know that your shadow always tracks you, wherever you go? The campaign manager surely didn't.

[Danydee]

Et c'est bien de rappeler que le variant indien est 60 fois plus contagieux que le variant anglais qui lui même était 6 fois plus contagieux que le virus originel. Corrigez-moi si je me trompe sur les chiffres.

And it is good to remember that the Indian variant is 60 times more contagious than the English variant which itself was 6 times more contagious than the original virus. Correct me if I'm wrong with the numbers.

Ladies and gents,
welcome to see the new coronavirus, a "Goa'uld coronavirus", an alien specie who takes advantage of the ancients teleportation and Stargate technologies, to attacks you when you sitting lonely in the toilets 

[libert19]

^ I assumed this thread was reserved for low quality members/posts but good to see there is no such thing 

Treat every shitpost as equal no matter who posted it!

[LoyceV]

This is like recursive shitposting poetry:

Trading is not an easy thing but something we make too easy and underestimate is trading.