HOPEFULLY WE WILL GET PLENTY OF COUNTRY COINS NEXT WEEKS. THIS COULD RESULT INTO A MORE CONTROLLABLE DISTRIBUTION OF THE POTENTIAL "SAVIORS" FOR EACH COUNTRY, AND THUS, WE CAN AVOID HITTING THE MAJOR NEWS AS SCAM PLATFORMS !!!WHO KNOWS, WE COULD EVEN GET A ROMANTIC PROFILE PICTURED BY THE MEDIA OF A BUNCH OF TECHNOGEEKS THAT ARE TRYING TO SAVE TROUBLED COUNTRIES
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/sarcasm on
GUIDE: HOW TO SAVE FINANCIALLY TROUBLED COUNTRIES !!!FOLLOW THE FOLLOWING RECIPE FOR
SOME QUICK MONEY SAVING A COUNTRY :
(BUT BEWARE YOU NEED TO HURRY, WE ARE ALMOST OUT OF COUNTRIES ! TIP: NORTH KOREA NEEDS SOME SAVING AND I AM PRETTY CONVINCED THAT SOUTH KOREANS ARE WILLING TO ACTUALLY AIRDROP USB's WITH THE WALLETS CONTAINING THE PREMINED COINS):
PHASE 1- FIND A COUNTRY THAT YOU WANT TO "SAVE"
- COPY AN EXISTING COIN CODE (TRY NOT TO CLONE SOME COIN WITH FANCY FEATURES, THOSE NEED SOME EXPERTISE)
- RECOMPILE THE WALLETS (WITH YOUR LOGO)
- CREATE A WEBSITE (THESE DAYS PEOPLE WONT EVEN BOTHER TO WRITE THEIR OWN TEXT, JUST COPY SOME FANCY TEXT WITHOUT ANY REFERENCES)
- CREATE AN ANNOUNCEMENT ON BITCOINTALK (COPY WEBSITE TEXT HERE TIP: EVEN IF YOU ARE ALONE ALWAYS REFER TO YOURSELF IN PLURAL)
- GATHER UP SOME "USEFULL IDIOTS"(INTERNATIONALY ESTABLISHED TERM) IN YOUR THREAD (NO WORRIES THIS STEP HAPPENS AUTOMATICALLY)
- TRY TO IGNORE ANY REASONABLE QUESTIONS AND POST SOME RANDOM TEXT CLAIMING WHATEVER YOU LIKE AT FREQUENT INTERVAL. TIP: EVEN SOME BADLY PHOTOSHOPED EVIDENCE CAN WORTH THEIR TIME IN GOLD AGAINST ANY REASONABLE BEYOND DOUBT ACCUSATIONS .
- PREMINE X% (ANYTHING FROM 10% - 90%! CHOOSE THE NUMBER WISELY, THAT'S YOUR INNOVATION)
- LAUNCH THE XCOUNTRYCOIN
PHASE 2:- TRY TO ATTRACT SOME ATTENTION (YOU WILL HIT A JACKPOT IF MAXKEISER RETWEETS YOUR MESSAGE)
- GET YOUR COIN LISTED ON A MAJOR EXCHANGE (YOU WILL GET A LOT HELP ON THIS ONE FROM THE USEFULL IDIOTS )
- WAIT AND IF YOU ARE POOR BUT YOU ARE THINKING BIG, SELL YOUR CAR AND PUMP YOUR COIN . TIP: YOU CAN CLAIM THAT YOUR COIN SHOULD WORTH e.g. AT LEAST 1$ USING SOME PLAIN KINDER-GARDEN LEVEL LOGIC (NOTHING DEEPER THAN THAT OR ELSE YOU COULD ATTRACT SOME UNNECESSARY NEGATIVE ATTENTION FROM PEOPLE TRYING TO CHALLENGE YOUR LOGIC) AND THAT WILL PREVENT A LOT EARLY DUMPS. REDUCED EARLY COIN SUPPLY IS THE FUEL FOR YOUR COIN'S TRIP TO THE MOON (OR YOURS TO SEYCHELES)
- AFTER THE COIN GET'S LISTED, MAKE YOURSELF A DRINK, RELAX AND WAIT TILL THE BUY ORDERS HAVE PILED ENOUGH BTC (ENOUGH = WORTH ENOUGH TO COVER YOUR SPENT TIME, MONEY, A NEW CAR AND TO COVER THAT TRIP TO SEYCHELES). IF THIS TAKES SOME TIME JUST MAKE SURE TO REMEMBER TO POST/TWEET SOME REASSURING CLAIMS.
- DUMP = FILL UP THE SELL BOX AND PRESS THAT MAGIC SELL BUTTON. THIS STAGE COME WITH SATISFACTION GUARANTEE ! TIP: YOU WILL PROBABLY NEED ONLY A VERY SMALL % OF THE PREMINED COINS, SO DONT WORRY OF GETTING ACCUSED FOR SCAM, YOU CAN STILL FILL UP ANY AIDROP DEMAND
- ENJOY THE VIEW OF THE LATE JOINING USEFULL IDIOTS SELLING IN PANIC (I SUGGEST POPCORN AND SOME POPULAR TROLL BOX)
- SEE YOUR WALLET FILLED (THE AMOUNT DEPENDS ON MANY IMPORTANT FACTORS E.G HOW CONVINCING THE USEFUL IDIOTS ARE OR WHAT FONT SIZE THEY USE, AND ETC)
- CASH OUT (IF DONE USING AT LEAST HALF OF YOUR BRAIN, 6 DIGIT SUM OF USD IS GUARANTIED OTHERWISE YOU WILL BE LIMITED AT 5 DIGITS)
RINSE AND REPEAT AND DONT BE SURPRISED IF YOU SEE THE SAME FOOLS PROMOTING YOUR NEW COIN (INCLUDING FOOLS LIKE ME TRYING TO PREVENT A LONG TERM REPUTATION DAMAGE TO THE CRYPTOS)
WHEN THE TIME COMES, "AIRDROP" (FANCY NAME) THE WORTHLESS SHITCOINS TO ANYONE WHO IS INTERESTED, AFTER ALL IF BY SOME MIRACLE YOU ONE OF YOUR SCAMCOINS YOU CAN DUMP ONCE MORE (AND PROVE TO ALL THE HATERS THAT THE IDEA WORKED)!
END RESULTS:
FOR THE SCAMMER:COUPLE OF HOURS OF WORK + A FEW DAYS OF SOME PROMOTIONAL ACTIVITIES = A SHITLOAD OF MONEY
FOR THE EARLY USEFULL IDIOTS:A FEW DAYS OF SOME PROMOTIONAL ACTIVITIES + SOME MINING = A NICE PROFIT
FOR THE LATE USEFULL IDIOTS:WELL, LETS JUST SAY A FEELING OF BEING VIOLATED RECENTLY
AND THE MOST IMPORTANT:
FOR THE CRYPTOS:THE CRYPTOCOMMUNITY GETS MORE ATTENTION AND SHOWS TO THE WORLD THAT WE ARE CAPABLE OF MORE THAN SENDING A JAMAICAN SLEDGE TEAM TO THE OLYMPICS.
I CAN ONLY SEE A WIN WIN SITUATION HERE BUT THEN AGAIN I COULD BE BLIND.
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/sarcasm off
Takeaway message:Even if you look at the whole idea of cryptos just from the financial perspective, please consider the following angle: You can make much more money if this idea gets introduced to masses gracefully and not as major platform for scams.
P.S. Apologies to all the readers for the fonts and the caps! The post was written earlier as reply to guy using his text style.
EVERYONE LISTEN TO THIS GUY BECAUSE HE FORGOT TO TURN OFF CAPS LOCK. HES MORE IMPORTANT THAN YOU.
