Check out these Pandacoin (PND) rap lyrics, written by one of our creative community member 'CarburatorDrone' (on IRC)! It's written to go with the tune of Eminem's De Ja Vu. from the album Relapse (
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pl4drfStGoM)
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LyricsAmdoge we have a mid 30s rank coin
Found on CMTC
Possible potential
Final price unknown
People are investing
POS difficulty is rising
And we’re bagholding now
Uuh that feel when only 1 pnd
Train is boarding and ready
Wew lad
Uuh price in satoshi is 3
We’ll update en route
ETA 1$ per PND 10 minutes
As I invest more into PND stake
It becomes clear that PND is here to stay
Market cap climbs at a dramatic rate
It seems to gravitate to a couple a thousand a day then it saturates
Start off with bamboohouse I think I’ll just have a taste
Couple of coins from that then I gradually graduate
To another mine called the multipool like ya thats great
I go to just mine for a day and end up for a half year straight
Now I need something in my wallet cuz I have to stake
Maybe I’ll shitpost on biz about why mona’s great
And you’d think that with all I have at stake
Look at my workers hash, amDoge somethins wrong with the pool again! It’s acting weird again it’s really beginning to scare me, all my hashes are invalid and Bigvern pretends he doesn’t hear me!
And all he does is add scamcoins and paid votes
Next thing you know he’s adding Ripple and YC
Sometimes I buy so low,
I just don’t know
Feels like I did buy high before,
Buy high and sell low
it’s like something takes over me as soon as I go home and chat with bDanyo
Kinda feels like PoS is good,
I want to bump the BTCtalk thread I do,
But I can’t and I won’t
Say I tried but I know that’s a lie cause I don’t
And why did I sell so looow
Maybe just check the IRC what’s that here,
Most honest POS coin distribution lasted a quarter year
All these scamcoin shills still talk to me it’s all I can fucking hear
Anon, come on, we’ll invest in premine scams it’s the best coin since ten years!
And BTER still ignores me it’s all a matter of time.
Who’s the mastermind behind that little dime?
With that kind of devs man I got half a mind
To buy another mil of pnd or I’ll just mine
Ya I know,
But I never had no problem with open source protocol
Oh, look out for the crash, aim for the bottom it’s about to fall
I missed the bottom and down I go looking like a dead cat bouncy ball
Shit musta shaked me out cause I aint got no doge at all
Wow, what the fuck happened last crash, where am I?
Friendly reminder to hug that loved one and backup that stake
Shit, reach the moon, why can’t I?
“All Appollo’s ready for take off, please stand by’’
Sometimes I buy so low,
I just don’t know
Feels like I did buy high before,
Buy high and sell low
it’s like something takes over me as soon as I go home and chat with bDanyo
Kinda feels like PoS is good,
I want to bump the BTCtalk thread I do,
But I can’t and I won’t
Say I tried but I know that’s a lie cause I don’t
And why did I sell so looow
So I take a fan it cools my rig and ah
A couple weeks go by it ain’t even like PNDs high,
Now I need it just to hop on the train, ya I’m getting by
Wew lad you should give PND a try
Wouldn’t even be mining this shit if I hadn’t found the shill thread one night
Here I am three months later, full blown swisskeks
Just sell high until the prices drop one sat holmes, relax
And since that, PND has made me an insomniac I need to mine these coins so I built three rigs,
just to be able to function throughout the day let’s see,
That’s alot of electricity and how many PSUs? Three?
And that will average out to about one good hours sleep,
Because those miners produce so much noise and heat,
Ok so now you see the reason how come PND,
I'm going beddy bye Molly good night Wolong
Go in the room and shut the bedroom door and wake up in a market crash
They said they found me on the exchange floor... Damn
