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[nioc]

SwC appears to be proficient in releasing updates, improvements and bug fixes, so we can conclude that they have competent programmers who understand the code they have in front of them.  That is not true for all other sites.  Due to the elapsed time, I have to conclude that they have a working Android client prototype running in a test environment, that is not yet stable enough to release on the internet.

Or, due to the elapsed time, we could conclude that they're overwhelmed with trying to get their Windoze software into some sort of stable state and they don't have any time to work on a client for a proper OS.  I'd say you seem to have a lot of faith with little evidence of progress.  After 10 months, I still see people just complaining about the new software and it's constant crashes.  I still can't figure out how this situation is any kind of improvment on the old situation.  I never thought I'd say this: bring back flashplayer plz.

Now all you need to say is windows please

Since only bad experiences tend to be reported I will once again state that I have no issues and haven't had for many months using 8.1 and I'm sure that it is the same for virtually everyone.  Yes they need to make it so for everyone and given the number and frequency of updates it seems that's what they are working towards. 

[IrregardlessSWC]

I am selling a 74k krill account for 0.800 BTC or best offer.  The account name is Grundle, and it is very close to being able to play the 3btc 75k krill freeroll on November 28, so you have plenty of time to get the <1k krill that it needs over the next 7 weeks.  It is already capable, of course, of playing in the 2btc 20k freeroll on October 25.  Feel free to PM me here if you are interested.

This is still available. Price drop to 0.725 BTC.  Still plenty of time to get the couple of krill needed for the 75k tournament that is a month away.  This account currently has 74,347 krill.  It has not been played on since the new SWCpoker opened and is not associated with anyone's IP address or anything, so it is ready to go with no conflicts.  All that has been done with it over the past several months is that I recovered from the old SealsWithClubs when SWCpoker first opened, and then a couple of weeks ago I had a friend log in to check the krill so I could have an exact number.  He logged in from his location and he is not a player on SWCpoker.

Thought this was sold, but turns out it was not.  Still got it.  Account name Grundle, 74,347 krill, price is now 0.680.

your price for that account is WAYYYY too high.
but i wish you good luck in finding someone that stupid to buy it at that price.
regards.
-Katerniko1

Thank you for your best wishes.
Please do tell me what you think an account with 74k krill is worth? 

[katerniko1]

I am selling a 74k krill account for 0.800 BTC or best offer.  The account name is Grundle, and it is very close to being able to play the 3btc 75k krill freeroll on November 28, so you have plenty of time to get the <1k krill that it needs over the next 7 weeks.  It is already capable, of course, of playing in the 2btc 20k freeroll on October 25.  Feel free to PM me here if you are interested.

This is still available. Price drop to 0.725 BTC.  Still plenty of time to get the couple of krill needed for the 75k tournament that is a month away.  This account currently has 74,347 krill.  It has not been played on since the new SWCpoker opened and is not associated with anyone's IP address or anything, so it is ready to go with no conflicts.  All that has been done with it over the past several months is that I recovered from the old SealsWithClubs when SWCpoker first opened, and then a couple of weeks ago I had a friend log in to check the krill so I could have an exact number.  He logged in from his location and he is not a player on SWCpoker.

Thought this was sold, but turns out it was not.  Still got it.  Account name Grundle, 74,347 krill, price is now 0.680.

your price for that account is WAYYYY too high.
but i wish you good luck in finding someone that stupid to buy it at that price.
regards.
-Katerniko1

Thank you for your best wishes.
Please do tell me what you think an account with 74k krill is worth? 

i dont know but i know noone will pay the price your searching for
what is too much is too much.
regards.
-Katerniko1

[IrregardlessSWC]

I am selling a 74k krill account for 0.800 BTC or best offer.  The account name is Grundle, and it is very close to being able to play the 3btc 75k krill freeroll on November 28, so you have plenty of time to get the <1k krill that it needs over the next 7 weeks.  It is already capable, of course, of playing in the 2btc 20k freeroll on October 25.  Feel free to PM me here if you are interested.

This is still available. Price drop to 0.725 BTC.  Still plenty of time to get the couple of krill needed for the 75k tournament that is a month away.  This account currently has 74,347 krill.  It has not been played on since the new SWCpoker opened and is not associated with anyone's IP address or anything, so it is ready to go with no conflicts.  All that has been done with it over the past several months is that I recovered from the old SealsWithClubs when SWCpoker first opened, and then a couple of weeks ago I had a friend log in to check the krill so I could have an exact number.  He logged in from his location and he is not a player on SWCpoker.

Thought this was sold, but turns out it was not.  Still got it.  Account name Grundle, 74,347 krill, price is now 0.680.

your price for that account is WAYYYY too high.
but i wish you good luck in finding someone that stupid to buy it at that price.
regards.
-Katerniko1

Thank you for your best wishes.
Please do tell me what you think an account with 74k krill is worth? 

i dont know but i know noone will pay the price your searching for
what is too much is too much.
regards.
-Katerniko1

I see.  Well, I appreciate your valuable input on how you have determined this.
If it never sells, then it will just rot away forever

[hopenotlate]

I am selling a 74k krill account for 0.800 BTC or best offer.  The account name is Grundle, and it is very close to being able to play the 3btc 75k krill freeroll on November 28, so you have plenty of time to get the <1k krill that it needs over the next 7 weeks.  It is already capable, of course, of playing in the 2btc 20k freeroll on October 25.  Feel free to PM me here if you are interested.

This is still available. Price drop to 0.725 BTC.  Still plenty of time to get the couple of krill needed for the 75k tournament that is a month away.  This account currently has 74,347 krill.  It has not been played on since the new SWCpoker opened and is not associated with anyone's IP address or anything, so it is ready to go with no conflicts.  All that has been done with it over the past several months is that I recovered from the old SealsWithClubs when SWCpoker first opened, and then a couple of weeks ago I had a friend log in to check the krill so I could have an exact number.  He logged in from his location and he is not a player on SWCpoker.

Thought this was sold, but turns out it was not.  Still got it.  Account name Grundle, 74,347 krill, price is now 0.680.

your price for that account is WAYYYY too high.
but i wish you good luck in finding someone that stupid to buy it at that price.
regards.
-Katerniko1

Thank you for your best wishes.
Please do tell me what you think an account with 74k krill is worth? 

i dont know but i know noone will pay the price your searching for
what is too much is too much.
regards.
-Katerniko1

Thank you for your deep market analysis: now we all know how to judge if a high krill swc account price is fair and reasonable.
Please keep us informed if there will be major price fluctuations in the near future 

[BruceLee007]

Overkrill coming up in 25 minutes for those Seals with 1250 krill or more!

[tspacepilot]

SwC appears to be proficient in releasing updates, improvements and bug fixes, so we can conclude that they have competent programmers who understand the code they have in front of them.  That is not true for all other sites.  Due to the elapsed time, I have to conclude that they have a working Android client prototype running in a test environment, that is not yet stable enough to release on the internet.

Or, due to the elapsed time, we could conclude that they're overwhelmed with trying to get their Windoze software into some sort of stable state and they don't have any time to work on a client for a proper OS.  I'd say you seem to have a lot of faith with little evidence of progress.  After 10 months, I still see people just complaining about the new software and it's constant crashes.  I still can't figure out how this situation is any kind of improvment on the old situation.  I never thought I'd say this: bring back flashplayer plz.

Now all you need to say is windows please

Since only bad experiences tend to be reported I will once again state that I have no issues and haven't had for many months using 8.1 and I'm sure that it is the same for virtually everyone.  Yes they need to make it so for everyone and given the number and frequency of updates it seems that's what they are working towards. 

I think it's only half true that "only bad experiences tend to be reported".  I've seen lots of services that get great positive feedback.  Actually, there was plenty and plenty of it for the old seals which had working software.  I just don't see how 11 months of stagnation can be taken as evidence of progress.  Honestly when this new swc thing was reported, I was excited about it.  Then I found it only worked on a single OS which rapes you.  Then, over the course of 11 months I've pretty much given up hope.  I'd still love for these guys to turn it around.  Their legacy was #1.  But this new incarnation seems like a bad joke in comparison.

[dave23]

Then I found it only worked on a single OS which rapes you.

I have used windows PCs for almost 25 years and that has never happened to me.

maybe you are not using it correctly?







I get it, i miss android poker too....but posting complaints every couple of days bashing windows and swc isn't going to change the situation.

[tspacepilot]

Then I found it only worked on a single OS which rapes you.

I have used windows PCs for almost 25 years and that has never happened to me.

maybe you are not using it correctly?

I dunno.  I quit using it about 10 years ago after the last time it raped me.  I have a proper OS now and a happy life.

I get it, i miss android poker too....but posting complaints every couple of days bashing windows and swc isn't going to change the situation.

Whelp, if no one complains, maybe no one notices. 

FWIW, it doesn't have to be android.  Just something that doesn't require a damn .exe interpreter.  And, apparantely, if you look upthread, you'll see how even those of us who took some time to try to see if we could get their software to work on a free exe intepreter (WINE) were told to fuck off, that it wouldn't work on WINE and they want it that way.  How does that make any sense?

[DarkDays]

Then I found it only worked on a single OS which rapes you.

I have used windows PCs for almost 25 years and that has never happened to me.

maybe you are not using it correctly?

I dunno.  I quit using it about 10 years ago after the last time it raped me.  I have a proper OS now and a happy life.

I get it, i miss android poker too....but posting complaints every couple of days bashing windows and swc isn't going to change the situation.

Whelp, if no one complains, maybe no one notices. 

FWIW, it doesn't have to be android.  Just something that doesn't require a damn .exe interpreter.  And, apparantely, if you look upthread, you'll see how even those of us who took some time to try to see if we could get their software to work on a free exe intepreter (WINE) were told to fuck off, that it wouldn't work on WINE and they want it that way.  How does that make any sense?

But you aren't doing anything noble or brave by posting the same thing over and over again, it's just coming off as sad.  "OMG WINDOWS RAPED ME!" did it?  Did it?

Everyone wants SWC available on more platforms, the more people playing the more money everyone makes.  Yes it's annoying/bad that whoever is currently running SWC doesn't provide timely updates, but don't you think a better idea would be to say "hey it's been _____ months since the last update regarding porting SWC to other platforms, could we please have an update with an updates timeline?"  If they won't answer that, they certainly won't answer you tantruming about being raped by software and you come across as a more rational human.

[TippingPoint]

The alleged perpetrator:

[donk4u]

redact

[dooglus]

We do not support Wine, and it will not currently work.

We are seeing what we can do to make Wine implementation easier before we post a bounty on it.

Is there anything to report on this front? What's the problem with WINE? Is there some feature of Windows in particular that it doesn't support correctly? Did you ever post the bounty you were talking about?

I used to be able to play using an old Windows XP virtual machine image, but that stopped working a while ago.

Edit: I was able to get back into the game by creating a new VM, but would much prefer to be able to play on any other platform.

[YepImNaked]

Hi all, a newcomer who calls herself TheRainMan will be challenging SwC boss BrokeNeck to a heads up OFCp match on Wednesday, November 11. See the challenge as it was issued here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_mWE4H4KCvM

The challenge will take place in the evening after the Seals Clubhouse bounty tournament ends and will be streamed live on: http://www.twitch.tv/yepimnaked/

See you all there!

- Naked

*disclaimer: I do not condone underage gambling, and this challenge will take place in a free heads up sit n go arranged by the site*

[DarkDays]

SLIMY GRIMY BANANA EVAN MONKEY. People complaining nonstop about this guy and to say the least unconventional play. Railing my bud the man79. Greasball banana monkey buys in short at 2 4 plo for 100 chips gets a flip to 300 immediatly leaves new player immediatly sits with 200 doubles up leaves banana dick in lobby thanking micon for 500 chips. I can't evade blocks by  going to new accounts eh but this shit is okay? Not worth writting in to support as waste of time they are doing nothing. How is it ethical to rathole with alt accounts? This happened yest at 2 4 plo. It was clearly this fuckwad evading rathole rules by going to a new account .

Is this true?  That's super horrible if so.  With so many people owning so many accounts there really needs to be some sort of security checks/blocks to prevent this or something worse from going on.

[donk4u]

pmed glitch

[hopenotlate]

Hi all, a newcomer who calls herself TheRainMan will be challenging SwC boss BrokeNeck to a heads up OFCp match on Wednesday, November 11. See the challenge as it was issued here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_mWE4H4KCvM

Lol , watched YT video and had a laugh. Really that young lady will play the match?

Will have a look at it for sure and...good luck both.

[nioc]

Played a session and my krill counter is stuck, didn't move.  Anybody else?

[tspacepilot]

Everyone wants SWC available on more platforms, the more people playing the more money everyone makes.  Yes it's annoying/bad that whoever is currently running SWC doesn't provide timely updates, but don't you think a better idea would be to say "hey it's been _____ months since the last update regarding porting SWC to other platforms, could we please have an update with an updates timeline?"  If they won't answer that, they certainly won't answer you tantruming about being raped by software and you come across as a more rational human.

DarkDays: thanks for the suggestion:

SWCPoker: hey it's been _____ months since the last update regarding porting SWC to other platforms, could we please have an update with an updates timeline?

[HappyScamp]

curerently in a 25 chip tourney.  The thing froze.  Reboot no good. Refund 25 chips to nileswimmer please. Everything else is working on this computer.