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1581  Economy / Lending / Re: Need A Loan on: March 28, 2014, 03:07:52 AM
Reply to that https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=537951.0
If you have collateral then as much as you want if not small amount for Full/Sr Members

I was thinking like 5,000BTC. Is that considered micro?
1582  Other / Off-topic / Re: Is dank getting better? on: March 28, 2014, 02:47:41 AM
https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=537514.new;boardseen#new

Thought you were talking about that post.
1583  Economy / Lending / Re: Need A Loan on: March 28, 2014, 02:46:55 AM
Hey guys.

Just know that I need a loan, and I don't care the amount. I'll be paying it back in one hour.

Okay, cool story bro, what are you offering as collateral to secure this loan?

I would love to ship one organ digitally.
1584  Economy / Lending / Need A Loan on: March 28, 2014, 01:48:18 AM
Hey guys.

Just know that I need a loan, and I don't care the amount. I'll be paying it back in one hour.
1585  Economy / Long-term offers / Re: Looking for investment of ~2500 BTC for music festival, return = ~150,000 BTC on: March 28, 2014, 01:46:57 AM
Da fuq, Dank? When did you get a new account?
1586  Other / Off-topic / Re: I Have Something To Confess on: March 28, 2014, 01:38:36 AM
Do we have to ask questions? If so, what's your favorite tree food?
I have few questions for OP..? how's your s3x life.? and whats your fav position..! and are you male tree or female tree ?

My favorite food is Genghis Grill, or Mongolian. This is sometimes obviously confused with sunlight.

My sex life is great. Ton of bushes and trees around right now. I can have my pick!

I am a male tree.

My favorite position is when a girl mixes her leaves with mine.
1587  Other / Off-topic / Re: Eat It on: March 27, 2014, 01:58:28 AM
He's gone.

God he scared me.
1588  Other / Off-topic / Re: Eat It on: March 26, 2014, 08:24:47 PM
you pick up the closest axe you can find and chop his *ock down!
do not hurt his balls, they contain millions of sperms and each sperm contains 1 demon, you will begin the armageddon if you do this wrong!

we have faith in you young paladin!

I can't.

I walked by the stairs, and he said, "YES MOTHER?" And turned his head in my direction.

He couldn't even see me.
1589  Other / Off-topic / Re: Ignore List sharing - Let's help each other out on: March 26, 2014, 08:09:53 PM
Good thing my name isn't on this list.
1590  Other / Off-topic / Re: Eat It on: March 26, 2014, 08:06:56 PM
then it was definitely a demon!

you must call an egzorcist now!!

I know a good egzorcist in your area, but you must send me 0.01BTC !

But I'm a bleeeeeeeeeesssed one.

Just bow your head, and open up your mouth and arms. This ritual shall work.

it will not

once you bow your head the demon *ock will enter your opened mouth and use your hands in swierd ways!

the egzorcist must be summoned or the demon will feast on your soul

Oh no!

I hear him eating with my parents. I left my cellphone downstairs. What the hell do I do?
1591  Other / Off-topic / Re: Eat It on: March 26, 2014, 08:01:41 PM
then it was definitely a demon!

you must call an egzorcist now!!

I know a good egzorcist in your area, but you must send me 0.01BTC !

But I'm a bleeeeeeeeeesssed one.

Just bow your head, and open up your mouth and arms. This ritual shall work.
1592  Other / Off-topic / Re: Eat It on: March 26, 2014, 07:58:18 PM
what was the thing? a demon perhaps?
I dunno, I didn't get a good look.

But now things are floating in my room.
1593  Other / Off-topic / Re: Eat It on: March 26, 2014, 07:54:57 PM
very logical reaction indeed, why did you run? you're job was done so no need to run

He had a mustache.
1594  Other / Off-topic / Re: Nivida GTX TITAN Z is a supercomputer! on: March 26, 2014, 07:52:49 PM
This is the successor of the GTX Titan, that nobody bought, and became outdated in a few months? Oh, and it was just the GTX 680X I think?

Wow.
 This one will work.
   Real good.
1595  Other / Off-topic / Eat It on: March 26, 2014, 07:46:53 PM
Well, a few minutes ago I was banging this thing right?

Well, the dad just came into the room. I swore he was watching us before. He pulled down his pants, and blocked the door. He had a revolver in his hand. He said, "Eat it, bitch, eat all of it."

I thought he was talking to me. But he was talking to his thingy. So the thing ATE all of his dick.

I'm so scared, I just ran away. But I think my mommy and daddy let him into our house.
1596  Economy / Digital goods / Re: Buying Digital 'Goods' on: March 26, 2014, 04:59:57 PM
what, troll post?

I'm digitally offended that you'd think somebody with my post history, and mental stability is a troll.

You are banned from this post.
1597  Economy / Gambling / Re: 300% Payout Pyramid | CoinCompound.net on: March 26, 2014, 03:54:34 AM
SCAM

wut u saying this is sooo legit
1598  Economy / Digital goods / Re: Buying Digital 'Goods' on: March 26, 2014, 03:51:00 AM
What about my e-penis.. Wanna buy it?

Wow.



Debit or Bank?
1599  Economy / Digital goods / Buying Digital 'Goods' on: March 26, 2014, 03:39:22 AM
Just wanted you guys to know I'm currently buying digital organs.

Buying:
Digital Lungs - .1BTC
Digital Kidneys - .2BTC EA
Digital Hearts - 20BTC

Anything else - .01BTC EA

All I want is to invest in digital organs, and the industry. It'll make it.
1600  Other / Off-topic / Re: Would you want a Dad who parties with you at 3AM? on: March 26, 2014, 01:46:00 AM
Maturity. Sophistication.

It's okay, I'll always end up on the opposite end of the stick. My dad was mature, and I ended up being immature.
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