Sure. Send me your govt id, a utility bill with a photo of the front and back of the card and ill mail you a printed private with QR CODE to the address on The urility bill ready to be imported into the client of your choice.
HSBC and it's subsidiaries have been laundering billions for Russian Cartels, South American Drug Lords and Middle Eastern state with ties to terrorism for decades.
HSBC will end up paying a big fines (which they will then pass off on customers and share holders)and a few people may lose jobs, but it's highly unlikely anyone "in charge" will go to jail.
The corruption that continues to exist in the global banking system dwarfs the combined instances of all the illicit activities currently taking place with bitcoin.