Lol - even insanity has it's its' limits:)

Yes dick is huge.


I'm not sure what units you measure time in but there are 24 hours in a day here each hour is made up of 60 minutes. I hope this helps you to understand the meaning of 12 hours.

All coins are pointless.  They only get a point if people give them one.  Kind of like your trolling post.  It gives you a hard on and a purpose for living.  Therefore a pointless person gets a reason not to commit suicide.

....and patience.  True insanity - the state of INlightenment requires years of hard work.

It can but you must have faith:)

Yes but if they don't want a real coin let's see if they like a mad one.

I always do.  I suppose the difference here is that this coin is insane but does not lie or try to hide it.  There is my more serious coin MANA which nobody seems interested in because it isn't new/insane/promise to make you rich.  This is the alternative.

Wow you really can't make your mind up what you think.  I'm launching it especially for YOU

Here's the link for the launch thread:

https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=893232.msg9836507#msg9836507

LAUNCH SCHEDULED FOR 1 AM UK TIME (subject to change if I feel like it, if you can't figure out UK time google it).



Specifications:
Trading abbreviation: INS
Max total coins: 239234
Block time: 12 hrs
Coins per block: 1
Maturity after: 1 block
Premine: 5% (11961 coins)
P2P port 11000
RPC port 21000
Seednode: 54.194.99.126
(Please ensure that this line is included in the .conf file, particularly if you are using the source code: "addnode=54.194.99.126"  If you are getting a no genesis block error then this is usually the reason why)

Points of note
1) Insanely difficult to mine and very scarce
2) May or may not be a joke (depends on how I feel and whether people want this to continue)
3) MASSIVE PREMINE - this will take 16.4 years to be matched by mining!!!
4) Novelty
5) Fun (for me)
6) THIS WILL MAKE YOU RICH (warning: for legal reasons this will probably not make you rich)

About the premine
- a tribute to Nakamoto's huge instamine of Bitcoin and the massive instamine of Darkcoin
- although I probably won't dump this early (it's insane not stupid) I like the power of having it as a kill switch in case of establishment takeover - the government/NSA/CIA/Walmart/the guy who owns the shop down the street are not going to get anything useful
- if it ever has any value I will auction limited quantities (to reduce the risk of devaluation) in order to fund further (real) technical development
- may be used to build a giant golden goose and buy the Spruce Moose

Pools
None as of yet.

Wallets
Windows wallet: https://mega.co.nz/#!rgwUFA4S!bqbKfZwwjhby_SW771SVYihZ1tQV8NW_2xmQk8Pq04g
Other wallets to be funded by bounties.

Source
https://github.com/InsanityCoin/Insanity_source
Don't forget to add the seed node listed below to your .conf file or you will get a missing genesis block error.

Block Explorer
See bounties.

Bounties - all appropriate items must be working
1st pool: 1 coin
1st pool to be available for 4 weeks: 1 coin
1st pool to be available for 8 weeks: 1 coin
1st Block explorer: 1 coin
1st Exchange: 5 coins to be paid after 4 weeks of operation to rule out scam exchanges
Mac wallet: 1 coin
Linux wallet: 1 coin
Android wallet: 2 coins
IOS wallet: 2 coins
First 5 articles: 1 coin each
First 5 Tweets (to tweet about insanity and post a link here): 0.5 coins each
Other creative promotion (to be posted on here and subject to my discretion): 0.5-2.5 coins each
Anything that makes me laugh: 1 coin

The  TECHNOLOGY (very pale) YELLOWPAPER (Whitepaper)
This contains our aims/demands/dreams:


(Warning this is not a joke even though it probably should be.  It is strictly advised that those of a sensitive disposition do not read, mine or even think about INSANITY.)

It's a (very pale) YELLOW paper and it's here:

OK for all the insane people here is a countdown (note this is subject to change if I feel like it).  It also has some extra info presented in a suitably hard to read fashion:

https://www.altcoincalendar.info/coins/1131-INS

That is a good question, it might make insane sense (insense) to go with power hungry GPU mining for Scrypt-N but that might make it more profitable which would actually make it less insane.  (Insense dictates that money trumps energy efficiency.)

Early posters to this thread get the option of attending the (potentially real) INSANITY convention "Windbaggia 2".

OK here's a random detail: SCRYPT.

Hey it's insane.  Those things will be announced at an illogical time in an illogical way using an illogical method e.g. shouting fox.  A free (fake) shoe will be awarded to anyone who can guess the time and method correctly.

The best thing is it's going to be a real coin.  It will be interesting to see who mines it (if anyone).

The advantages of INSANITY include:

1)Very difficult to mine with tiny reward.
2)LARGE PREMINE.
3)Garish colour scheme.
4)Fake $10million prize giveaway to celebrate its launch.

WATCH THIS SPACE.

(Warning this is not a joke even though it probably should be.  It is strictly advised that those of a sensitive disposition do not read, mine or even think about INSANITY.)

Cool that would be great - nice to have you back.

First we need to find someone with coding ability to join the team then we can do a proper relaunch with mac wallets and a roadmap. If we do a relaunch now we are liable to end up with people leaving again (particularly pool owners) because this coin isn't designed as a quick Pump and Dump scheme to make money.

In the meantime I'm willing to pay for further development of the coin but I need to find a reputable coder/programmer.  Do you know of anyone who is trustworthy and available? 

The first thing would be just to get the wallet code tidied up and get multi-platform wallets (OS X / Linux etc).

Anyway I know it's the worst time of year with everyone being manic busy over Christmas/New Year but stay in touch:)

Since things are slow and I've not had any new logo submissions I have provisionally created a new simplified, less garish logo.   Let me know what you think (assuming anyone reads this lol).  I'll be working on getting some new wallet builds for the new year and unless I get anything better I will be switching to this design.