That will NEVER EVER happen, so stop worrying about it. "Taint" is a concept invented by fools that will never find integration into Bitcoin as a protocol.

I am probably going to regret this question, but why do you want taint free coins for cold storage?

I think they do as they have filters to figure out which coins may be tainted.
I thought he was talking about my list that I posted.

None of them.

https://en.bitcoin.it/wiki/Category:Mixing_Services

http://bitlaundry.appspot.com/
http://www.cleanbit.org/
http://www.bitcoinlaundry.com/
http://www.bitcoinfog.com/

I will not and cannot vouch for any of these services.

There is a tor mixer, but you need tor to get onto it

Last time I check MtGox and other exchanges aren't black markets.  The fact that Bitcoins (and dollars) can be used for illegal purposes doesn't negate the fact that they have value in legit markets. 

If the Jalapeno is going to be a coffee warmer, too, i think it should come in some cool colors like the little iPods have. Then i could give them as Christmas gifts and get more people interested in BitCoins.

Who, me? I think you're wrong, just found one of your family pics on the internets. Which one is you?

From my head. (maybe I shouldn't have penned that, considering...) Seriously, it's only a guesstimation on my part. And I just realized that I quote the wrong post, but it doesn't matter.

Follow the code and see who else is using it. I found a Barry (ring a bell?) Lingle via that means. You'll discover he's a Forex trader.

~Bruno~