I'm actually gay, tho.

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My dearest $28,000,

I am filled with so much love and admiration for you. You are more than just a number to me, you represent possibilities, opportunities, and the potential for a brighter future.

From the moment I first laid eyes on you, I knew that you were special. You have a certain sparkle and shine that I find utterly irresistible. I am constantly in awe of your power to transform lives and make dreams come true.

With you by my side, I feel like anything is possible. I can see a world where we travel to far-off places, enjoy life's luxuries, and make a positive impact on the world around us. You have given me the hope and confidence to believe that my dreams can become a reality.

My love for you runs deep, and I promise to cherish and protect you always. You are not just a sum of money, but a symbol of the hard work and dedication that I have put into my life. You are a reminder of the sacrifices that I have made and the determination that I have shown.

I vow to use you wisely and responsibly, to invest in my future and to make a positive impact on the world. I know that with you by my side, I can achieve anything that I set my mind to.

So my dear $28,000, know that you hold a special place in my heart. You are not just a number, but a symbol of hope, love, and possibility. I will always cherish you and the many blessings that you bring into my life.

With all my love,
[Your Name]

Can't do it. This is too gay for 3 merits even.

EDIT: Petitioning Theymos for fractional merits. eg: I would like to grant 3.3 merits to denote double-gay

Dear Diary,

Today I went into the WO thread and saw a bunch of posters in the process of wanting to reveal their wangs while urinating.

I think I'll go back to Twitter and nostr for the weekend.

Works both ways. 🧐

NGL. This post is pretty fucking gay, but I see what you are doing here, and I'm cutting you off.

I see what you are doing here, and wanted to reward you with 3 merits.

This is an honor I bestow on someone that makes the gayest post on a page.

The invitation to our ranch grand-opening is in your PMs.

Dude is a spook that was run off of Twitter.

Be very wary of that character.

"Don't listen to that fucking retard BobLawblaw. He intakes far too much mainstream news. He has no idea what he's talking about."

https://archive.is/rcxNb

I intake too much mainstream media give me a fucking break

Jeopardy: "A recent Silicon Valley-based bank that was a major player in providing fiat liquidity for the crypto exchanges"

I'm just trying to figure out how Charles Schwab, a historical investment savings and loan bank, got shut down trading today.

To the best of my fundamental understanding of Schwab, they are extremely crypto averse, and have questionable if any ties to the larger contagion.

Shit is super fucked up today.

Securing FDIC deposits is peanuts compared to the larger problem.

All hands to battle stations. We have a rare black bear sighting.

The severity of this occurrence cannot be understated.

Stay frosty. It's going to get ugly tomorrow.

I just got off the phone with the CEO of Bitcoin and he said

ℕ𝕌𝕄𝔹𝔼ℝ𝕊

𝕎𝕀𝕃𝕃

ℂℍ𝔸ℕ𝔾𝔼

Think I'm officially bailing on Twitter.

Don't see any further need to use it given their heavy handed moderation. Got my own private relay working last night, downloaded the Nostrid software, and was able to start using it locally and really starting to have some fun.

I was amazed at how quickly a response I posted via my private node appeared on Iris.

What a time to be alive...

Stay calm and hodl with conviction, folks.