"Then I trapped the special ops team in my house by putting on an old recording of the Benny Hill Show. While they were watching the show laughing their asses off, I reached around them one at a time and slit their throats. I then stole their black van, adding ice cream decals on the sides, then headed out to the Arizona desert across the Colorado River from Laughlin, the last place on Earth they'll look in hopes of finding my killing machine ass."