Crazy shit Bible says, crazy shit Christians say

[BADecker]

You do realize that real characters, well, are not fictional, don't you?

I do.  Except your delusion is not real.  That is the point.

But you would not know it because, well, you are delusional.

Pete's mom like the name "Pete" so much, that she named Pete's little brother Repeat.

Pete and Repeat were out fishing in a boat one day. Pete fell into the water. Who was left in the boat?

 

[dupeddonk]

You do realize that real characters, well, are not fictional, don't you?

I do.  Except your delusion is not real.  That is the point.

But you would not know it because, well, you are delusional.

Pete's mom like the name "Pete" so much, that she named Pete's little brother Repeat.

Pete and Repeat were out fishing in a boat one day. Pete fell into the water. Who was left in the boat?

 

Pete's little brother.

[BADecker]

You do realize that real characters, well, are not fictional, don't you?

I do.  Except your delusion is not real.  That is the point.

But you would not know it because, well, you are delusional.

Pete's mom like the name "Pete" so much, that she named Pete's little brother Repeat.

Pete and Repeat were out fishing in a boat one day. Pete fell into the water. Who was left in the boat?

 

Pete's little brother.

Repeat.     

[styca]

You do realize that real characters, well, are not fictional, don't you?

I do.  Except your delusion is not real.  That is the point.

But you would not know it because, well, you are delusional.

Pete's mom like the name "Pete" so much, that she named Pete's little brother Repeat.

Pete and Repeat were out fishing in a boat one day. Pete fell into the water. Who was left in the boat?

 

Pete's little brother.

Repeat.     

Sure. Pete's little brother.