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[octaft]

The original poster's family life was nearly destroyed by Bitcoin.

Going back over some of these old posts, I notice that Octaft is a self-professed love machine.  Damn, who'da thought

Wait, wha?  

https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=178336.msg9159540#msg9159540  

Teaching us the ways of the master.

Haha oh yeah, I forgot about that! I stand by all of it, though. No PUA bullshit needed, just be good in bed and kind (that means respectful, not a door mat) out of it. You might not pick up quite as many girls as the PUA dbags -- though the reason for it, despite what they would have to believe, will simply be because you're not pathetically putting yourself out there and getting laughed at/rejected over and over again until you find the one with daddy issues. What benefits you gain for that, though, is you'll pick up way less STD's, the girls you pick up will be better long term, you'll get to fuck the same girl far more often (and the best sex always comes when both of you understand each other intimately), AND she won't laugh about how much of a joke you were in bed to her friends the next day.

If you can't help but bust your nut in 2 minutes, no problem. Just learn to love the sushi bar (catch my drift?), use different tempos and pressure levels until she really squirms (if she tells you what she wants, just listen to that instead), stick with that for a few, and you're good to go. If she's in mid-orgasm when you slide in, she'll probably appreciate that you're quick because SHE just wants to roll over and go to bed after an orgasm, too. There you go: you turned a negative into a positive, at the cost of a bit of a stiff neck the next day.

Okay I should stop now before I write another 20 paragraphs and get all the PUA bitches' panties in a bunch.

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[calme]

Do you have any tips for us about anal? The two minute thing is probably especially true with anal. Since you wrote less paragraphs that probably got skipped.

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[damiano]

Quiet now...

Calm before the storm 

[Fatman3001]

Jeasus 19k shorts now

Sat/Sun there were only 14k

Chomping at 238 is a no no!

Quiet now...

Calm before the storm 

Just woke up,

I see someone is gonna get shafted

[octaft]

Do you have any tips for us about anal? The two minute thing is probably especially true with anal. Since you wrote less paragraphs that probably got skipped.

No idea if trolling, but I don't give a shit I'll look for any excuse to talk about sex:

In order to get it at all, you've got to be considered a good guy, so make sure you put in the time before hand and you have a good relationship over all. Keep in mind that you are essentially asking her for the equivalent of "hey honey, you know, I'd really like to stick a dildo up your ass. It would get me off so hard. Would you do it for me?" What would you say to that? If it's "hell fucking no never on your life," then isn't it kind of unfair to ask her to do it? Now if it was "ehhh I'd only do it for her if I really loved her, and not really that often..." then you get where your average woman will be on that. You can keep rolling the dice until you find a girl that likes it, but you can be rolling dice until you die trying to hit that number.

Be especially nice to her the week before you ask, don't be surprised if she says no, if she says yes, get her off first, use lots of lube, start with a finger, and dear god go fucking slower than you've ever slowed in your entire life until/unless she is showing signs of being into it (i.e. sighing in almost assuredly fake ecstasy instead of saying "ow" or slapping the bed in obvious pain). You've got to stretch her out first, if yanno what I mean. Even then, don't ever pound it like it's your goddamn fleshlight.

TBH it's in your best interest, anyway: most porn stars do enemas before anal sex scenes. If she's never done it before/hasn't done it often, her preparation will often involve making sure the area is clean and she didn't eat a big dinner, which is nowhere near enema levels of, ahem, safety. I'll leave you to figure out the finer details of what I'm getting at, here. Let's just say, her body needs to, autonomically prepare for it, as well. So go slow.

As for lasting, uhh to state the obvious, the faster you are, the better. Get it done, jerk off a bit and get yourself excited before hand, whatever you have to to get it done. Definitely don't get off with her when you get her off first, though you can, like, position yourself so she can stroke you and get you all excited so you go quicker.

If you don't follow all that advice, don't be surprised if you only get it once (or want it once, depending on how unlucky you both are and how atrociously it went), and don't expect it often in any case. For the vast majority of women, it is a sexual act that is entirely for you, so in the interest of fairness, you'd better be okay with some blue balls on some nights if she has work the next day or some shit (and it would help if you have already proven that, though that could be part of your "extra nice the week before" routine).

Personally I don't worry about it too much. A lot of work for relatively little gain. I'd take a good blowjob over it any day, and most girls will give you at least a decent one of those without any hassle at all.

[Fatman3001]

If it weren't for the imminent shafting I would say that octaft were quite close to the most OT post ever.

[bclcjunkie]

also i wouldn't be surprised if elite manipulators started taking up positions on both sides and profited either way... lately i'm unable to read market direction because of how they are able to create confusion in terms of long vs short sentiments..

Jeasus 19k shorts now

Sat/Sun there were only 14k

Chomping at 238 is a no no!

the thing that scares me about this... there is only 16k coins available under 500 on bitfinex

what happens if a cascade happens and starts forcing liquidations?

Better ask those guys that went long with ~ 69367 BTC (most of them probably used BTC as collateral which makes it even worse...  )

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[octaft]

If it weren't for the imminent shafting I would say that octaft were quite close to the most OT post ever.

 

[greenlion]

To dial it back more big picture and less in terms of mechanics, I think the emotional dynamic of success in this situation is --

1) Your potential for success goes through the roof if she genuinely admires you;

2) You can't ask in a bitchy way like you're asking for a chore or ordeal from her, you literally create the "no" for her already by asking the wrong way. The right way to put across the vibe that it will be fun and doing it will make you very happy with her. Which is actually the truth if you're not a dirtbag.

Unfortunately neither of those criteria can really be faked expressly for the purpose of getting anal. Also I'm considering the situation of fairly well-adjusted virtuous people and not crazy headcases, because the scenario I'm describing is pretty much involves her being super into you and you wanting to do anal because you genuinely like having sex with her, so big picture I think the way you really succeed is by being the sort of dude your sexual partner will want to do things for, and you wanting to do it for the right reasons.

[Eamorr]

Do you have any tips for us about anal? The two minute thing is probably especially true with anal. Since you wrote less paragraphs that probably got skipped.

No idea if trolling, but I don't give a shit I'll look for any excuse to talk about sex:

In order to get it at all, you've got to be considered a good guy, so make sure you put in the time before hand and you have a good relationship over all. Keep in mind that you are essentially asking her for the equivalent of "hey honey, you know, I'd really like to stick a dildo up your ass. It would get me off so hard. Would you do it for me?" What would you say to that? If it's "hell fucking no never on your life," then isn't it kind of unfair to ask her to do it? Now if it was "ehhh I'd only do it for her if I really loved her, and not really that often..." then you get where your average woman will be on that. You can keep rolling the dice until you find a girl that likes it, but you can be rolling dice until you die trying to hit that number.

Be especially nice to her the week before you ask, don't be surprised if she says no, if she says yes, get her off first, use lots of lube, start with a finger, and dear god go fucking slower than you've ever slowed in your entire life until/unless she is showing signs of being into it (i.e. sighing in almost assuredly fake ecstasy instead of saying "ow" or slapping the bed in obvious pain). You've got to stretch her out first, if yanno what I mean. Even then, don't ever pound it like it's your goddamn fleshlight.

TBH it's in your best interest, anyway: most porn stars do enemas before anal sex scenes. If she's never done it before/hasn't done it often, her preparation will often involve making sure the area is clean and she didn't eat a big dinner, which is nowhere near enema levels of, ahem, safety. I'll leave you to figure out the finer details of what I'm getting at, here. Let's just say, her body needs to, autonomically prepare for it, as well. So go slow.

As for lasting, uhh to state the obvious, the faster you are, the better. Get it done, jerk off a bit and get yourself excited before hand, whatever you have to to get it done. Definitely don't get off with her when you get her off first, though you can, like, position yourself so she can stroke you and get you all excited so you go quicker.

If you don't follow all that advice, don't be surprised if you only get it once (or want it once, depending on how unlucky you both are and how atrociously it went), and don't expect it often in any case. For the vast majority of women, it is a sexual act that is entirely for you, so in the interest of fairness, you'd better be okay with some blue balls on some nights if she has work the next day or some shit (and it would help if you have already proven that, though that could be part of your "extra nice the week before" routine).

Personally I don't worry about it too much. A lot of work for relatively little gain. I'd take a good blowjob over it any day, and most girls will give you at least a decent one of those without any hassle at all.

Hahaha.

Basically, you've admitted you're a white knight orbiter. If you orbit long enough, you might get a sniff!

[octaft]

To dial it back more big picture and less in terms of mechanics, I think the emotional dynamic of success in this situation is --

1) Your potential for success goes through the roof if she genuinely admires you;

2) You can't ask in a bitchy way like you're asking for a chore or ordeal from her, you literally create the "no" for her already by asking the wrong way. The right way to put across the vibe that it will be fun and doing it will make you very happy with her. Which is actually the truth if you're not a dirtbag.

Unfortunately neither of those criteria can really be faked expressly for the purpose of getting anal. Also I'm considering the situation of fairly well-adjusted virtuous people and not crazy headcases, because the scenario I'm describing is pretty much involves her being super into you and you wanting to do anal because you genuinely like having sex with her, so big picture I think the way you really succeed is by being the sort of dude your sexual partner will want to do things for, and you wanting to do it for the right reasons.

Well I did mention you need to have a good relationship with this person, so absolutely.

Hahaha.

Basically, you've admitted you're a white knight orbiter. If you orbit long enough, you might get a sniff!

Well it's a good thing I don't define my self worth by how much men admire me like the PUA crew, or else you might have hurt my feelings. Your group is a whole human centipede of pathetic dudes, each one sucking the asshole of the guy just in front of them and paying for the privilege, all the while pretending to be straight.

And let me guess: you're the one reading the books, not writing them, right? Guess where that puts you on the ass-sucking chain, bro.

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[DaRude]

Can we get the shorts above BTC20k and longs bellow $15M kthnxbye

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[ejinte]

http://ieet.org/index.php/IEET/more/swan20150217

Quite interesting article about the advantages of blockchains.

One summary and prognostication of this dynamic and the potential universal applicability of blockchains is that anything that can be decentralized will be.

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[12345mm]

awwww man what the fuck ... we either need serious drug cartels coming on board to transfer wealth between each other or we need an eccentric billionaire to drop tons (literally) of dollars into btc or we need another gox fraudulent exchange willing to spend non-existent dollars to jack the price up 100000 % ... i want free money and lots of it ...

[JorgeStolfi]

Looking for advice about women is a sure sign that you are not ready to cope with the concept yet.