Wall of fame / shame. Shit posts so bad that they are actually funny

[RussaX]

Run everybody they are incoming!

Original on 1st page:

Someone should make a script, that users, posting combinations like “good project” “ strong team” “ great project” “good article” and etc, in posts that are shorten than 75 characters immediately should be reported.

Shitposter trying to look cool in this thread:

Someone should make a script, that users, posting combinations like “good project” “ strong team” “ great project” “good article” and etc, in posts that are shorten than 75 characters immediately should be reported.

[nutildah]

Run everybody they are incoming!

Original on 1st page:

Someone should make a script, that users, posting combinations like “good project” “ strong team” “ great project” “good article” and etc, in posts that are shorten than 75 characters immediately should be reported.

Shitposter trying to look cool in this thread:

Someone should make a script, that users, posting combinations like “good project” “ strong team” “ great project” “good article” and etc, in posts that are shorten than 75 characters immediately should be reported.

 

The bots are learning to adapt by imitating our movements... Maybe they have become sentient and self-aware.

[DdmrDdmr]

ping. juse a jew mouseclicks yo

Well this guy is back on the scene (I posted yet another of his posts here a couple of weeks ago), trying to get his Bitcointalk account back. Fair enough. Nevertheless, making oneself reasonably understandable could help the cause, whilst the above …  well … who knows.

[friends1980]

Breaking! This came in only an hour ago:

how do I find the search button

[AdolfinWolf]

I did a deep dive into this guy and I have not found anything that would lead me to the conclusion that he is committing a scam.  To let you know a little about myself i have spent 26 years in the US military and one of my assignments was dealing with contract fraud cases with the AFOSI  I was watching this guy on you tube and was impressed on his ability to teach and show why he was recommending the coin.  I wanted to do a quick check on the internet and saw all these concerns about him having many businesses. him being wanted from the law and I just stopped and said that's to bad and went about my business.  Then I saw Jsip4 show where he got a letter from somebody and was reading it saying oh I this guy has mult businesses and is wanted buy the USA.  I said wait a god damn sec.  if he is wanted by the Feds they would have nabbed him.  he is on you tube and you can see where he works. I said okay I am looking into this guy. It turns out yes he did leave the states but he left because it is difficult to do be a cripto manager with all the rules.   He had a bunch of jobs because that is what you have to do to boot strap your own business and feed himself.  these are the new business people they are not from a well healed university with plenty of backing these guys are from the streets they have to do it from the bottom up.  so they have multiple streams of income and only a few produce.  that is the new business model is. Minorities have it difficult still they have trouble getting loans and simple things like business relationships  so they have to go all out to make rent and feed themselves.  they are looking to build a business.  So now this guy has found a good fit.  He has 20 employees who will do anything for the boss. they love this guy.  the hit piece that jsip4 did on him is criminal.  He said he had a bunch of jobs  well so what most all of them do.  he said that you give him 20 bitcoin and he will manage your funds.  NO he will manage your 20 bitcoin and grow it and he charges only on profit.  no profit no charge.  he said he pumps and dumps tokens  no he give guy suggestion to his paid subscribers two days later he gives them to the free subscribers  then 3 days later he might do a video where is does not bs you he says this is why it is a 100X token  he then teaches you some insights you will not find anywhere.  I encourage you to just list to one of his videos to see that this is a special talent.  that talent is to teach.  To watch him at the conferences you can tell he is on a different level  while the crowd was having coffee taking pictures  he was over with his cam saying look at the age of the attendees they are older  the establishment is here   look at Accenture look how big there booth is.  the big money is coming  .  That is the kind of insight you will not get.    I am predicting that after all this nonsense is clear up you will not be about to get in.  there is a wave of people coming in and they do not want to manage there stack like we do.  it will be him that will be the choice.  I am 100% convinced he is no scammer.  I will challenge anyone to a debate live on youtube to discredit my finding or this guy.  On a side note there is paid detractors on all social media.  look it up on you tube  they get paid buy the screenshot.  they are manipulating us the investor learn to spot them and call them out.   I am open to a debate on this anytime on your tube and I will bring records.  go watch Jsip4 and see what I am talking about he did not even fact check a email sent to him.  He should be condemned for trying to destroy a small business.  J you should be ashamed   Clif High would not be proud to defend you after what you did.   after you do your own checking please do the community a favor and lets get this guy the credit he is trying to earn. Help get his name back so he can run a business.   He is a great teacher even if you don't plan to invest with him... oh by the way he will talk about your coin for free if it is a good one.  ask John MacaFee if he is willing to do that.  

New copypasta?

[jonemil24]

What will you do if BTC is dipping?

Savage AF.

[The Sceptical Chymist]

Funny or not users should be respected because we came from different places and different countries with different cultures and attitude.

You think you deserve respect for that and not for being anything more than spammers trying to get paid to write in a language they don't understand with posts that show complete ignorance?  You sound very entitled--and by the way, you were already on my ignore list, but I figured I'd peek at your post.  Now that I've done so and given you the bitcointalk equivalent of an atomic wedgie, back on my ignore list you go.

What will you do if BTC is dipping?
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Savage AF.

Yeah, that's not a shitpost but I did find it humorous.  That's called wit and humor on QA's part and makes me emit a different kind of laugh than the funny god-awful shitposts do.

[suchmoon]

I'm curious how they incorporated boards into these games:

My favorite board game like table tennis, but I also like Ice hockey

[cabalism13]

I'm curious how they incorporated boards into these games:

My favorite board game like table tennis, but I also like Ice hockey

Well, I think he thinks that boards and tables are the same but I didnt get why did he also Ice Hockey.

It might be acceptable if he mentioned Snake And Ladders

[mhd-bobbikurniawan]

No way, how do terrorists know Bitcoin?
I think terrorists don't have time to play bitcoin, and it seems they prefer to do transactions with real money, not using bitcoin.
What I know is that terrorists usually carry out robberies. They are heavyweight criminals.
If true terrorists have made transactions using bitcoin as their transaction to buy weapons, that means we all have to be vigilant, that terrorists on the network are already roaming.

Next time there's a terrorist threat remember to leave your wallet at home.
If they walk into a restaurant or a metro station with suicide vests, a good idea is to throw money at them, or shout "I have Bitcoins"

If my error is only in sending a post reply. It should only be told. And was told that my post was wrong. Why is my account blocked. I hope the admin helps me complete my account.
thanks.

[iwantapony_alt]

if anyone got time take a look at this thread.

https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=5092224.0

looks like few jr members trying to keep the thread active. they all got 1 merit and most of them got the merit from a deleted post.

their post gap less than 2 minutes!

[xtraelv]

if anyone got time take a look at this thread.

https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=5092224.0

looks like few jr members trying to keep the thread active. they all got 1 merit and most of them got the merit from a deleted post.

their post gap less than 2 minutes!

Most of those shills got the their merit from a known scammer. Probably alts of that account.

Any killing features here?Than no one from ur competitors have?
Hope someone will clarify this point😊

Maybe the "killing features" of that ICO is a permaban for meriting their alts that they are using to bump the thread with.

[friends1980]

The great thing about this thread is how I was able to earn some Merit thanks to someone else's horrible post.

I feel guilty now towards the OP.

[morvillz7z]

I want to submit a quick report to 'tag a shitposter'- nonexistent topic aimed at rewarding people for thought-provoking one-liners with red paint.

My best experience is that when I get the benefits of bitcoin, my best experience is when prices are like this and we all suffer a lot of losses, this is my first experience experiencing a lot of losses

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Sit tight, get something to drink and go through his posts, you will not be disappointed. By the way, what did you guys get for Christmas? :

about the gift in 2018 is very destroyed, the gift work is now nothing wrong, at this time I have a good gift, most gifts now the sale is not right

[suchmoon]

Quoting this one mostly for the user name:

What is the point of investing in innovative technologies?

The two most important words in their "job" and they fail even that:

There are so many coins   im interested and joimed biunty to see what it will be 😉

Worst pickup line ever:

they have one developer a lot of advertising Can be still attracted to me ?

[tmfp]

Well it's bad, not a shitpost, more a shit thread, I found it funny

Double Bitcoins within 10 days Donald Trump Approved

[S_Therapist]

they replied to you
you are happy, me they not replied

You should have quoted it. People will miss it because it's deleted.

Double Bitcoins within 10 days Donald Trump Approved

[UserU]

Based on this loan request thread:

Hello guys i’m new here,

After a long search of finding a loan i found this website.

So i have a question guys is there someone that is willing to help me with a loan of $2750?
I will payback $3250 in three months in payments of $1000/$1000/$1250.
I am prepared to sign a contract to get things right. I just need someone to help me before i get in more troubles.

I wont run away because i really need help and i will appreciate the person that is going to help me.
And as i said im willing to sign a contract or something to get things organised.

Basically, I want to sign contracts without any collateral in hand!

[nutildah]

Based on this loan request thread:

Hello guys i’m new here,

After a long search of finding a loan i found this website.

So i have a question guys is there someone that is willing to help me with a loan of $2750?
I will payback $3250 in three months in payments of $1000/$1000/$1250.
I am prepared to sign a contract to get things right. I just need someone to help me before i get in more troubles.

I wont run away because i really need help and i will appreciate the person that is going to help me.
And as i said im willing to sign a contract or something to get things organised.

Basically, I want to sign contracts without any collateral in hand!

What's the problem, he said he won't run away...

(I'm being sarcastic btw)

[jonemil24]

Sad lyf it is T_T indeed.