Scientific proof that God exists?

[Vod]

If BadDecker actually knows about the real God, and if accidentally believes in the real God while he is picturing the christian god, he just might be saved.   

[BADecker]

If BadDecker actually knows about the real God, and if accidentally believes in the real God while he is picturing the christian god, he just might be saved.   

Now, now. Use proper grammar. It's "Christian God" not "christian god." Grammatically, christian isn't even a word. What we are looking for is "Christian Vod."

[Vod]

Remember, the FSM has been around literally forever.  She was witness to the Big Bang and the creation of every planet with intelligent life.

He appeared as a male several times throughout earth history, leading to the formation of many religions on earth.  It is written that he will be known as many names, such as "Jesus", "God", "Budda", etc.

He has countless planets he oversees, some like earth, others very different.  The one thing all worlds have in common is pasta.  All you have to do to understand is eat pasta.  BadDecker hasn't eaten pasta in over two years, which explains his belief the FSM is not real.  

 

[Vod]

Now, now. Use proper grammar. It's "Christian God" not "christian god." Grammatically, christian isn't even a word. What we are looking for is "Christian Vod."

The FSM does not care about capitalization.  She loves you regardless of what you call him.   

[BADecker]

Remember, the FSM has been around literally forever.  She was witness to the Big Bang and the creation of every planet with intelligent life.

He appeared as a male several times throughout earth history, leading to the formation of many religions on earth.  It is written that he will be known as many names, such as "Jesus", "God", "Budda", etc.

He has countless planets he oversees, some like earth, others very different.  The one thing all worlds have in common is pasta.  All you have to do to understand is eat pasta.  BadDecker hasn't eaten pasta in over two years, which explains his belief the FSM is not real.  

 

Whew! I was beginning to get worried that somehow I might be believing in the FSM by accident.

(You drinking again, Vod?)

 

[bl4kjaguar]

Do Pastafarians subscribe to the Golden Rule?

[Vod]

Whew! I was beginning to get worried that somehow I might be believing in the FSM by accident.

No matter what version of God you believe in, it's still the FSM.  

You think I'm drinking - do my words not make sense to you?  How can I make it easier for you, a non-pasta eater - to understand?

[BADecker]

Whew! I was beginning to get worried that somehow I might be believing in the FSM by accident.

No matter what version of God you believe in, it's still the FSM.  

You think I'm drinking - do my words not make sense to you?  How can I make it easier for you, a non-pasta eater - to understand?

You can't. There isn't any proof to your FSM spoof that outweighs the fact of the machine-like qualities of the universe... such qualities that evidence a machine Maker. Yet the FSM religion would rather teach a low-evidence FSM religion rather than a high-evidence Bible religion in the schools.

[Vod]

You can't. There isn't any proof to your FSM spoof that outweighs the fact of the machine-like qualities of the universe... such qualities that evidence a machine Maker. Yet the FSM religion would rather teach a low-evidence FSM religion rather than a high-evidence Bible religion in the schools.

Your God was created in HIS name.  If you call the FSM a spoof then logically your god is also a spoof.  

It is written in scripture that "even the rocks will believe".  I believe you are smarter than a rock. 

Have you been drinking again BadDecker?  

[BADecker]

You can't. There isn't any proof to your FSM spoof that outweighs the fact of the machine-like qualities of the universe... such qualities that evidence a machine Maker. Yet the FSM religion would rather teach a low-evidence FSM religion rather than a high-evidence Bible religion in the schools.

Your God was created in HIS name.  If you call the FSM a spoof then logically your god is also a spoof.  

It is written in scripture that "even the rocks will believe".  I believe you are smarter than a rock. 

Have you been drinking again BadDecker?  

Fun playing. Gotta go now.   

[Vod]

Fun playing. Gotta go now.  

Don't get too wasted - I hear hangovers can be a bitch!

The FSM loves you BD.  

[Vod]

Toddlers fed a diet packed high in fats, sugars, and processed foods had lower IQs than those fed pasta, salads and fruit, it was found.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/health/healthnews/8308726/Food-for-thought-diet-does-boost-your-intelligence.html

Eating pasta is the key to understanding.  BD, I urge you to try a bowl of Fettuccine Alfredo!

R'amen

[Decksperiment]

Proof exists in the reality experienced by those who experience the proof, the rest is conjecture.

It's the experience that makes the reality for the one experiencing.

"No atheists in the foxholes."

See? Always attacking.. just like all catholic/protestant/jewish/masonic control freaks..

Hey! A foxhole is a defensive position. 

Crawl back to your fuckin hole then and defend yourself like a man instead of acting like a coward avoiding EVERY question.. from your bolthole at the back.. take a back seat pussy...

[Decksperiment]

If you'll notice this notice, you'll notice everytime I post a notice that contains evidence of the fact that catholic/protestant/jew's are one and the same, seperate only by seeming.. when secret's are posted, idiot's come and start pumping the thread full of crap in order for the casual reader to easily miss the secrets.. if they only view the main page, they lose track of what they may actually wanna know.. notice how it's only the catholic/protestants/masonic that do this, and no-one else? Read this entire thread for the truth in all my postings.. if it's scientific proof, then it must be the truth, as evidenced by the fact ALL business's, excluding start up's, are members of freemasonry.. and of course, it's only those 'fee' paying mason's that succeed.. the rest are just wannabe's with no knowledge of anything else than their closed mind.. they know nothing of god no matter what they say, because what THEY speak of can be found online.. what I wrote in this thread cant.. spot the plagarist fools with no arguments of their own.

Go on, ask them a question. If they do not answer, it's for fear of the truth I have been posting. Notice athiest's have no trouble with what I write? Notice non-masons have no trouble with it? The only time this thread gets filled with un-related nonsense, is just after whatever I type.. read back and see.. start at the start.. everytime I say something that masons and bible bashers are obligated to keep a secret, they start grouping up and distracting anyone from the truth in the hope you fall for their's.. or just stop you seeing the truth and replace it with fantastical bullshit that they thik is ok.. well, it's not.

For those with eye's to see.. Wink

Am outta this thread, gonna find a decent site where bible bashers are banned..

[Vod]

Am outta this thread, gonna find a decent site where bible bashers are banned..

Hey dick, I feel ya.   

[Decksperiment]

Am outta this thread, gonna find a decent site where bible bashers are banned..

Hey dick, I feel ya.   

 Fuck off, Goy

[Vod]

Am outta this thread, gonna find a decent site where bible bashers are banned..

Hey dick, I feel ya.   

 Fuck off, Goy

Just saying, I'm on your side.  The world would be a better place without bible bashers.

[Decksperiment]

Am outta this thread, gonna find a decent site where bible bashers are banned..

Hey dick, I feel ya.   

 Fuck off, Goy

Just saying, I'm on your side.  The world would be a better place without bible bashers.

Fuck of and slit your wrists then, Goy..?

[Vod]

Am outta this thread, gonna find a decent site where bible bashers are banned..

Hey dick, I feel ya.   

 Fuck off, Goy

Just saying, I'm on your side.  The world would be a better place without bible bashers.

Fuck of and slit your wrists then, Goy..?

I don't understand your anger.     Did you not get laid tonight?

The FSM still loves you - don't despair.

[Decksperiment]

 Fuck off, Goy

Edit: Okay, I'll take the bait, Goy.. No, I have not been laid tonight, but will be, you stay where you are, cause nae cunt's gonna let a helmet like you anywhere near her.. tonight.. Goy..