Yes, but "vixen" doesn't rhyme with "snitch", and while I do like the alliteration of "vile", it's too generic of an insult; it just doesn't do it for me. I need something more to the point; something snappy that'll look good on a T-shirt.

Actually, I'm just using the Show/Hide button, but it's nice that you think I care about what you have to say.

Can I be a snitch bitch, too?


I don't know for a fact that mods aren't reviewing my reports before acting on them, but with a record like mine, I don't see why they should bother.

Do me, please, along with the members of the Vulpine Order of Merit whom you haven't already done (Jet Cash, o_e_l_e_o, SaltySpitoon, and Lauda).

I advise becoming addicted to furry porn. That way no humans are harmed.

What are these, then? But if you don't believe in peer-reviewed studies, you won't mind if I recommend that you drive a motorcycle really fast without a helmet. It's more fun that way.

You first. Currently you look like this: youtube.com/watch?v=nMuh33BMZYY

Dammit, those backdoor shenanigans at the foxhole were supposed to kept secret!

A country's geographic status doesn't come into it. Otherwise the validity of my driver's licence would depend on whether Australia is an island or a continent (unfortunately, the geographers never did resolve that debate satisfactorily).

Merely out of curiosity, is there some reason you're using the word "hazard" when you mean "gambling"? It may make it difficult for some a greater-than-usual number of people to understand what the Hell you're complaining about.

TLDR: ITT, notbatman fails fifth grade arithmetic.

I'm pretty sure that's not the case outside of the US. And inside of the US, people get more than enough salt in their diet to meet their iodine requirement, so there's nothing to worry about.



Pictured: Typical American cuisine. See? Perfectly healthy.

Nope. Look closer at the OP:


That was eight hours before Timelord2067's post.

Without any context to indicate otherwise, I'm just going to assume this is part of an "I know how to beat the market! Pay me to learn my secrets!" scam that's always popping up in one form or another. Be careful, people.

It contains a 1-gallon can of zero-viscosity oil!



With absolutely no viscosity and negligible surface tension, this fantastic product from the Ideal Fluid Company is recommended for lubricating frictionless bearings and perfect hydraulic systems. Caution: Do not use in systems using conventional oil pumps. That won't work at all.

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You're very close, and have been for a while. The Pharmacist had the same problem, but he got there in the end, and I'm sure you will too.

Vulpine Order of Merit member number ten is Lauda!

Despite (or perhaps because of) repeated allegations that everybody here (including myself) has been taking the suggestion of Goethe's Götz von Berlichingen in respect to our dealings with Lauda, the time has come for the forum's most infamous feline to receive some much-deserved recognition for intrinsic merit.

Yes, it's feline impropriety time!

Lovely. Just what I needed; another Animals of Farthing Wood flashback. (I'm not sure if my childhood was really awesome or really fucked up.)

No, it was itomarketing who posted that, which happened after I tagged ito-marketing. At the time I didn't even know about itomarketing. While I do appreciate you cluing me in to your alts, the evidence so far is circumstantial; you'll need to give me more than that if you want another tag.

As much as it pains me to agree with cryptohunter, I would also like to know what happened to that thread. It was a real laugh, as I recall.

This thread isn't about you, or even Lauda (phantastisch actually distrusts Lauda, in case you didn't notice). If you want to complain about your red trust, create your own thread instead of hijacking other people's.