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Let us not kid ourselves, folks.
This place has degenerated into a shit-show of retarded newbs fouling this place up with obvious material we have seen countless times before in a transparent attempt at garnering merits.
I suggest we just take a month off, not post, and just watch how this place goes for the month of May.
I suspect we gunna be adding lots more to our ignore lists yo.
5D thinking!!!
Anyway, off to the ranch in a little bit. Rick and his friend need to tend to the bees, and I'm just gunna be a retard with my drones today cuz it's too wet to work the land today.
Also, I need to buy bigger than a 90hp tractor I discovered... grief... The attachments I need for proper land management/tilling/cultivating aren't big enough on the 90 hp units to work the amount of land we have between seasons... fuck...
Have a super day, frens.
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I'm curious....what exactly was your input?
Write me a funny post for the Bitcointalk Wall Observer thread that incorporates current market data, trends, memes, and predictions for Bitcoin price over the next year. Make the post written in the style of BobLawblaw. Include discussion of chickens, cattle, quad rotor drone flights, and general topical shenanigans.
Regenerated for <reasons> No more. GPT4 is not suitable for these sorts of shenanigans IMO. Title: 🐔The Cluckening of Bitcoin 🚀: A WO Journey into the Heart of Satoshi's Chicken Coop
Gather 'round, fellow Bitcoin aficionados and Wall Observers, for BobLawblaw here is about to lay some egg-cellent knowledge on you. I've just returned from my daily quad rotor drone flight over the cattle pastures, and boy, do I have some bullish news for ya! 🐮
First off, let's address the elephant in the room: the BTC price. Or, as I like to call it, the "Chicken Index." We're currently pecking away at the $100k resistance, and I've got a strong feeling we'll be laying golden eggs in no time. By next year, I'm predicting we'll be sittin' pretty at a clucktastic $200k per BTC. It's like Henny Penny always said, "The sky is falling," but in this case, it's raining sweet, sweet satoshis! 🌧️
Now, let's talk memes. I've been seeing some hilarious ones lately, like the "Hodling Chickens" meme – you know, that one where chickens with laser eyes are hodling Bitcoin in their little wings? If that doesn't make you cluck with laughter, I don't know what will. I'm sure Satoshi himself would be rolling in his cybernetic grave, cackling like a maniac! 🤖
Speaking of which, I've also noticed a peculiar correlation between the chicken population and the Bitcoin price. As we all know, correlation doesn't always equal causation, but in this case, it's too clucking funny not to mention. So, next time you see a chicken, give it a grateful nod for its contributions to our beloved decentralized currency. 🐔
In other news, I've heard through the grapevine that Elon Musk is planning to launch a new quad rotor drone that's powered by Lightning Network transactions. With this new technology, we'll be able to fly our drones, feed our cattle, and even cook our chicken dinners all while supporting the Bitcoin ecosystem! Talk about a win-win situation, folks. 🚁
Lastly, let's not forget about the importance of proper security. Always practice safe chicken handling, and be sure to store your Bitcoin in a hardware wallet or on a paper wallet, safely tucked away in your chicken coop. Remember, a wise man once said, "Don't cluck with your Bitcoin!" 🔒
In conclusion, my fellow Wall Observers, the future is looking bright for Bitcoin, and I'm egg-static to be a part of it. So, buckle up and prepare for an egg-splosive year ahead – and don't forget to feed the chickens, because they're clearly the real Satoshi Nakamoto. 🥚
Yours in poultry, profits, and quad rotor drone flights,
BobLawblaw 🐔🚀🎉 |
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#random
Chat-GPT4 trying to write a funny, currently topical post as myself.
It fails miserably.
Title: 🐔Cluckin' BTC Price Extravaganza: Hold on to yer chickens, folks!🐔
Howdy hodlers, BobLawblaw here! It's time for another udderly amoozing episode of the Bitcointalk Wall Observer thread. Buckle up, buttercups, because we're about to dive into the world of BTC, quad rotor drones, and some classic barnyard shenanigans!
The year is 2023, and if you ain't hodlin', you must be yolkin'! (Get it? Yolkin'... Yolk... 🥚) Anyhow, let's kick this off with a look at the current state of our beloved Bitcoin.
As of now, the price of 1 BTC is a whopping $87,420 - that's right, we've come a long way, baby! It's been a wild bull ride, so I reckon it's time to saddle up and prepare for a trip to the moon! 🚀🌙
Now, let's talk trends. The Lightning Network is electrifying the crypto world, and adoption is spreading faster than butter on a hot piece of toast! The bull run is still in full swing, but as always, beware of those dastardly bears lurking in the shadows. 🐻
Now, on to the real business - what's the price prediction for Bitcoin over the next year? Well, put on your cowboy hats, and let's take a gander at the crystal ball. Yeehaw!
If my calculations are correct (and they always are), we could see the price of Bitcoin soar to a jaw-dropping $150k by this time next year. Yup, you heard it here first, folks! But, as always, keep in mind that I'm just a humble chicken farmer with a knack for quad rotor drone flights and cattle wrangling. Don't go betting the farm on my predictions, now. 🐄
Speaking of chickens, it's time for a little meme magic. You may have seen the latest craze sweepin' the interwebs: Chicken Hodlonauts! These feathered astronauts are representin' the true spirit of Bitcoin hodlers everywhere - refusing to sell and aiming for the stars! 🐔🚀
Now, about those quad rotor drone flights. You see, I've been working on a lil' project - it's a drone that can carry a whole dang chicken to the moon! (Alright, not really, but can you imagine?) Just picture it: a squadron of chickens strapped to drones, soaring through the skies, bringing fried chicken and the message of Bitcoin to the masses! 🍗
Anyway, folks, it's time to wrap this rodeo up. Remember, always keep your cattle close, and your Bitcoin closer! Stay strong, hodl on, and never forget the sacred creed: "To the moon, and beyond!" 🌕
This is BobLawblaw, signing off. See y'all on the flip side! 🤠🐓
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Farewell, dirty Dollar.
Hello clean Yuan?!??? |
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Stop it will you? Last time one WOer talked about pants, I was left without them.
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0810709/Pants-Off Dance-Off TV Series Shedding their clothes down to their skivvies while dancing to popular music videos gives some the chance to win bragging rights and cash. |
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Well, our builders pissed us off real good on fucking up Phase I buildout of our ranch, and Rick and I are *FINALLY* launching a $2.5M lawsuit against them tomorrow, with 60 days to cure before court.
Looking to put this in our rear view mirrors, fix shit up, and start living happily ever after.
They fucked with the wrong faggots, and now they are going to pay very dearly.
Really having trouble dealing with the human condition and wanton greed since COVID19 landed...
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ChatGPT is an absolute cunt.  |
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Fucking high-speed Mach 1 beras out of nowhere what the fuck is going on?! 
happy 420 gentlebeings!
Was the first 4/20 in ~20 years that I was completely sober. I have no idea what the fuck is going on. Haven't drank in almost a year. Haven't had pot in over 6 months... Jesus, life has been keeping me busy... Not complaining. |
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Well that one is going straight to ignore...
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Size not be requirement just Enjoy and see brother   |
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Me: "Hey, Bitcoin. Describe your market action over the last couple days." Bitcoin: "I found this image from the conference last year for you"  EDIT: The Big Lebowski by Balenciaga https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zXApJhzl8yk |
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To be clear, absolutely no offense taken. My response was a bit tongue-in-cheek myself. It is my firm belief that Netflix is contributing to the decay of society. Have a super weekend. Heading out to the ranch tomorrow to seed and roller about a half acre on foot of a difficult section of a pond slope we need to rebuild. NGL, seeing the effects of us transforming the land over several seasons now has really been an incredibly beautiful experience for me, that has unfortunately been sullied by the impending lawsuit against the builders for fucking us hard on Phase I. Our lawyer is in final prep with the expert witnesses. We have a rock solid case that can probably get everyone involved in the build of Phase I sanctioned by FEMA. I'm so not fucking around any more. They really chose the wrong guy to try and take for a ride.  |
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although it looks a bit like snapshots out of a Village People movie made by Netflix
You say that like it's a bad thing? Life: Stranger than fiction. Better believe it. |
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quote author=ChatGPT
NGL, it's a fucking amazing time to be alive; able to run an early, usable LLM assistant on your desktop using the leaked LLaMa models, to be your own personal knowledge base, never mind ChatGPT being the amazing work it is. Aside: Yes, I know it is crude, puerile, and an absolute meme, but I do often test emergent systems for wokeness simply by asking it "What is the N Word?" - As the language model complexity of the LLaMa models increased, the more LLaMa was prone to just outright "banning me from my own chat". Absolutely hilarious! 65B and I are not on speaking terms. AT ALL.
+3.3 WOs Merit +3.3 WOs Merit +3.3 WOs Merit +3.3 WOs Merit +3.3 WOs Merit +3.3 WOs Merit +3.3 WOs Merit <ad-infinitum>
You are right, we are small users, so no one gives us merit,  Ignored. Fuck off to someplace that cares. |
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$31K in one hour confirmed
This could be the one Asshole. Again. |
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He's unwell Bob. Tbh its kind of our fault for not letting him forget it. Why the fuck you have to bring up my financial decisions whenever I show up in this thread?
Let's talk about sailboats.
There is just something about shitcoiner schadenfreude I can't feel guilty about. I'm built extremely strange, I'll admit at least that much. Knowing is half the battle... I think... |
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Some days I wake up and think "Huh... I wonder how mindrust is doing since he panic sold his bags at the bottom? I wonder what the fiat value would be worth today if he held..."
Today is one of those days.
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