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#JustExchangeThings

WTS bound payment https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=1980680.0

Because maybe they don't want to get "hacked", you fucking dicksmack?

Get all your funds off exchanges before they are the latest to be "hacked".

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https://twitter.com/TheButterZone/status/951680337607667713 for anyone who wants faster notifications via web, app, SMS.

'Exchanges' & 'safe' do not belong within googolplex light years of one another.

Reset post #2. Game resurrected.

Replace Periscope with Facebook Live. No account is required to watch feeds, see https://www.facebook.com/live

ETA: Archived/locked with 0 received, because...

BTC0.01122 in fiat dropped too far
Periscope now crashes every time I try to do a test broadcast

May resurrect this game if Periscope is fixed or I can use another streaming service that does work, and the target amount is reset based on fiat.


Whatever number of people who want the feed to happen (before BTC0.01122 in fiat drops too far & I have to archive/lock this topic, with a final post marking the lock time so everyone can see bc1qsgyh2ju09lx9nvu77clenj2z77gvr3sk6t3fqp had received nothing at that time.)


The 1 minute is how long I'll count AFTER finishing writing down the decryption pass, then I'll cut the feed. Periscope should archive the stream on my account so when it's cut, the link will allow playback, in case people don't decrypt/sweep during the live feed.

I'm not going to wait for people to join, but I won't be able to start writing instantly...

After I post the link here, there will be some delay as I get the latest bitcoin block hash and the decryption pass up on a screen out of frame so I can look over at it & write them down on the paper. When I start the feed, I will have already used my regular camera app to help frame the shot.

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All I will say is that the box will be worth about the same as the auction price. Will prioritize new items, then descend in condition if I run out of new items or the new items can't add up close enough. If the auction price is sufficiently high & my biggest box can't hold everything, I'll split everything across multiple packages.

Auction Terms (should go without saying, but: if violated, negative feedback with risked BTC will be left)

Only bid if YOU will receive my mystery box in 1 of the 50 United States of America.

Minimum Starting Bid: BTC0.01
Minimum Bid Increment: BTC0.001
Shipping: Free packaging, but the cheapest USPS shipping service based on dimensions, destination & weight counts towards auction price
End Date: At 23:59:59 UTC-8 (https://www.timeanddate.com/worldclock/usa/los-angeles) on the day (UTC-8) of the first valid bid.
Payment Deadline: My BTC addresses (if you don't specify 'SegWit' or 'standard' next to your bid) will be sent to winner at end of auction, and payment must be at least broadcast to the network within 8 hours
Late Payment Penalty: Negative feedback, which will be removed after you pay 2x the amount of your winning bid (you'll get 2x the mystery box)

Crickets?

Here's a trial run:

The private key for xCDwhsViVcKTYwCh5rcogs4oaFqKxu92v8 is encrypted below.

Verify this is my CLAM address:

Copy & paste its encrypted private key offline, then decrypt it when I release the decryption pass. LOCAL RULE: DO NOT QUOTE THE ENCRYPTED PRIVATE KEY, COPY & PASTE IT OFFLINE.

Enable topic reply notifications.

After I see bc1qsgyh2ju09lx9nvu77clenj2z77gvr3sk6t3fqp has reached my target amount, :

I'll delete the encrypted text that everyone copied & pasted offline, then reply to this topic with a link to my Facebook Live feed (visible in browsers or the app) of my atomic clock set to UTC, a piece of paper, and a pen. First, I'll write the latest bitcoin block hash on the paper to show I didn't pre-record, then I'll write the decryption pass for the encrypted private key & finally, lay my hands on both sides of the paper for 1 minute, counting the seconds on the clock with my voice & fingers.

Whoever decrypts & sweeps the private key the fastest within that minute, wins.

This topic is locked because of everyone violating the Local rule: do not reply to this topic.

Will be shipped USPS Media Mail with tracking (including to an international shipping forwarding service of your choice), so please buy as many as possible - Media Mail is cheap! Total BTC charge TBD by my digital scale and http://postcalc.usps.gov. Or you may pick up in San Diego, CA.

If you don't want to pay with BTC (SegWit/standard), I also accept cash, but absolutely no PayPal or other non-cash scammer payment methods.

Please PM, IM (links under my QR code avatar), text 619-393-2253, or IRC me. Don't, if you won't prove that you have enough funds to pay immediately.

Click all images for full-size:


All the Little Liars, An Aurora Teagarden Mystery, by Charlaine Harris - hardcover. Cover wear, pages clean. /$4

I, Robot - Signet paperback. Acceptable condition. /$1

Oath of Fealty - mass market paperback. Very good condition. /$4

Oath of Fealty - hardcover. Like new. /$10

Take Back Plenty - hardcover. Has dust jacket. Spotted edges. /$7

The Malloreon Vols 1-2 - paperback. Very good condition. Price is for the set. /$20

The Dresden Files - Changes - hardcover. Like new. /$14

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Clinical Companion for Nursing Care of Children - paperback. Clean and unmarked text. Whited-out previous owner's name on inside front cover. /$10

Sturmzeit (German edition) - paperback. Very good condition. /$6

The Lady of the Lake No. 53 (Riverside Literature Series) - paperback. Spine solid, all text readable. /$9

The Body Knows... How To Stay Young - paperback. Very slight stain on front cover over the 'a' in Sutherland, otherwise like-new. /$10

Buenos Aires Guide (English/Spanish edition) - paperback. Light highlighting, a little pen, and first white page has "Buenos Aires Argentina October 2004" written artistically in colored pencil. /$9

The Nurse's Medical Lexicon - hardcover. Binding intact, all text perfectly readable. Worn cover, spotty margins, name written inside cover. /$10

Herbally Yours - paperback. Acceptable condition. /$1

The Nuts and Bolts of Surviving the Loss or Illness of a Loved One - paperback. 2 new /$15 each, 1 used (Slight bend in rear cover, dead bug on bottom front corner page edges? Otherwise clean and unmarked.) /$5

Friends to the End - hardcover. Inscription page (the first page inside the front cover) torn off. /$5

Oncology Nursing: Past, Present, and Future, An Issue of Nursing Clinics - hardcover. Clean, unmarked text like new. If it had price labels, I'd say it looked new. /$8

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Take Charge of Your Health - paperback. Pages clean and unmarked. Some cover, spine, and edge wear. /$4

Report it in Writing 4th ed - paperback. Like new, unmarked. /$25

Secrets from the World's Greatest Consumer - paperback. Only marked on inside title page: "P-17 .50". /$4

Psychiatric Issues in Epilepsy: A Practical Guide to Diagnosis and Treatment - hardcover. Appears to have gotten wet and then immediately was dried off. Any sign of this is towards the right margin, and the text was not blurred. Clean and unmarked, otherwise. /$4

Basic Forensic Psychiatry - paperback. Pages clean and unmarked. Cover and edge wear. /$15

Calculus A Modeling Approach for the Life Sciences Volume II, Integral Calculus and Differential Equations - paperback. Some cover wear only, pages clean and unmarked. /$60

Introduction to Indian Religious Thought by Paul Younger - paperback. Pages fine, edges & cover browned. /$5

{If you can't find enough info to murder me, don't quit your day job to become an investigator or a hitman. Just continue hacking & shilling exchanges.}

I create a topic.

I put one of my funded altcoin (non-Bitcoin blockchain fork: XRP GBYTE CLAM XLM BTX) addresses at the top, hyperlinked to its corresponding block explorer so everyone can watch the balance stay static until the very end.

I show proof of exclusive control of its private key.

I encrypt its private key with openssl base64 aes-256-cbc & put the encrypted text below the altcoin address, with an instruction to copy and paste it offline.

I put an unfunded Bech32 (native SegWit) Bitcoin address below that (hyperlinked to a block explorer so people can keep track) & a target amount.

I instruct everyone to enable topic reply notifications.

Once I see the target amount has been met, I delete the encrypted text that everyone copied & pasted, then reply to the topic with a link to my live video feed (visible in browsers or the app) of my atomic clock set to UTC, a piece of paper, and a pen. First, I write the latest bitcoin block hash on the paper to show I didn't pre-record, then I write the pseudorandom decryption pass & lay my hands on both sides of the paper for 1 minute, counting the seconds on the clock with my voice & fingers.

Whoever decrypts & sweeps the private key the fastest within that minute, wins.

LOCAL RULE: DO NOT QUOTE THE ENCRYPTED PRIVATE KEY, COPY & PASTE IT OFFLINE.

The term that was violated said you would receive negative trust & specified exactly what to do to have me remove the negative trust, and what not to do. Complaining/asking for consideration (to relieve the grief, pain, or dissatisfaction) is not it.

I've noticed loans being given based on built trust & then defaulted on with impunity. I've noticed campaign managers building trust only to be accused of scamming campaign participants. I've noticed "self-escrowing" & escrows not keeping up/being able to keep up with their deals. I've noticed an escrow telling the victim terms for release, then when met, going back on them & not releasing, leaving it up to the perpetrator to authorize release.

I can't remember ever using a bitcoin escrow (and can't find it in my oldest ratings), not even when I was a noob, and I think I had enough foresight of how escrow could go bad back then, that my opposition to escrow has been consistent. I've missed out on deals recently because people still want me to go through an escrow or send first (if not use a fucking exchange that "loses" deposits, balances, withdrawals) in spite of all my ratings, length of ratings, and all my cryptographic links to those ratings (including enough meatspace info to get me murdered), when they have none or almost none.

Receiving positive trust ratings only seems to be an asset to those who don't/can't keep their word.

I hate debt.
If "I" ever ask for/offer a loan, assume my account is compromised. If "I" ever accept or offer escrow services, assume my account is compromised. If "I" ever recommend or say one positive word about an exchange, assume my account is compromised. If "I" ever get into campaign managing, assume my account is compromised.

Right, we used an exchange like the fucking "use an exchange" shills said we should do, and we got your funds stolen because of it.