A Glyptodon is not a dinosaur, and I fear someone is trying to foist off armadillos on the unsuspecting speculators, who are depending on dinosaurs for their inspiration. A plot to subvert our animal spirits? Beware, speculators, lest banker proxies inflate the sound crypto sauropod market with dilutive fiat mammals!
You caught me again. Can't trust those academics...
I looked hard but in vain for a decent, copyright-free picture of an ankylosaur in the right pose. Ran through the entire family tree. Desperate, I karpeled it, hoping no one would notice the forgery...
May I suggest Nemicolopterus crypticus.