Gentlemen,
I am trying to raise capital for a very important invention that will benefit the world, and negate the effects of all prior ass-raping that we have given the environment. It is a jet powered surfboard, which will allow fat people to actually surf waves, as well as travel across still AND moving water, which will necessary when Kevin Costner's Waterworld happens on zombie apocalypse - may 21, 2012. Americans in particular should be interested. Please send BTC to 19VyZNPFUq7cH5zhBxXk46wSt32ymvSsax. It will be used to develop a prototype, which should then be brought to mass production by the end of next week or so. We have a very crack team of Nobel laureates of both the sciences, and poetry.
I am trying to raise capital for a very important invention that will benefit the world, and negate the effects of all prior ass-raping that we have given the environment. It is a jet powered surfboard, which will allow fat people to actually surf waves, as well as travel across still AND moving water, which will necessary when Kevin Costner's Waterworld happens on zombie apocalypse - may 21, 2012. Americans in particular should be interested. Please send BTC to 19VyZNPFUq7cH5zhBxXk46wSt32ymvSsax. It will be used to develop a prototype, which should then be brought to mass production by the end of next week or so. We have a very crack team of Nobel laureates of both the sciences, and poetry.
And poetry?