Tell us a joke....

[cybershawrk]

again(no offense at all)
Q.what do they call a mexican with a peg leg

A.not even essay

[Duane Vick]

A lady is shopping at the pet store when she sees a parrot for sale for $20. She inquires about why the bird is so cheap. The cashier tells her that the bird used to live in a brothel and they were concerned it might say some off-color things. Well, the lady figures she can just re-train the bird out of any bad habits and so buys the bird and takes it home. There, she takes the cover off the cage. The bird looks around...

"New house, new madam", the bird says. The lady is little embarrassed but she is still pleased with the good deal she got. Soon after, the lady's daughters came home from high school. On seeing them, the bird comments...

"New house, new madam, new girls", the bird says. Again the woman is embarrassed but knows she can retrain the bird. In a few hours, the lady's husband comes home from work. The bird says...

"Hi, Dave!"

[cybershawrk]

a retired sailor is being interviewd by a navy psychologist the psychologist says to the sailor what would you do if you saw a battleship coming down the street (points out the window) the sailor says i'd throw a torpedo at it and the psychologist asks where would you get the torpedo and the sailor says the same place you got your battleship

[Haidang1796]

tomorrow is school day life is a joke

[tjkurtisss]

Two buddies drinking. One says:
- I'm going to ask you something and you must promise you'll do it for me as my best friend.
The second goes:
- Anything.
- I can have no kids - the doctor says, I want you to go and fuck my wife so I have a kid, I spoke to her and she's agreed.
- Oh shit, that's not what I thought. Well, if I must, I'll just have some more to drink, I'm kinda nervous about it.
They get drunk as shit, the husband waits for his buddy in the car. In an hour he returns and the husband asks^
- Everything all right?
- Nah, too drunk mate, a blowjob is all it was.

[shaobao88]

Come on, let's hear some new ones.

[sshapiroNJ]

How many niggers does it take to bury a nigger?
Atotal of five - four will carry the coffin and another one will hold a boombox.

[Nik1ab]

How many niggers does it take to bury a nigger?
Atotal of five - four will carry the coffin and another one will hold a boombox.

Why do you people always make jokes about blacks?

[sakkosekk]

What is the difference between a baby and a trampoline?
you take your shoes of before you jump on a trampoline

[plateex]

my favourite Christian pick-up line: So last night I was reading in the book of Numbers, and I realized... I don't have yours! 

[Phinnaeus Gage]

my favourite Christian pick-up line: So last night I was reading in the book of Numbers, and I realized... I don't have yours! 

My favorite Christian pick-up line that never works: So, last night I was reading the Book of Job, whereupon I discovered a revelation... I don't have one! 

[Phinnaeus Gage]

The bartender said "That'll be five bucks!" to the patron ignoring Oholah, and her sister Oholibah, synchronize-pole-dancing only a few feet away within the newly opened, first ever, Bible-themed watering hole called FREVR, asking, "Do you accept Bitcoin?" The two Olympian twin brothers, sitting adjacent to said patron, answered in unison, "First time here?"

[vk3ukf]

Q. How do you start a pudding?


A. Sago.

[MakeBelieve]

How many niggers does it take to bury a nigger?
Atotal of five - four will carry the coffin and another one will hold a boombox.

Why do you people always make jokes about blacks?

Because they think it's funny when generally it's not.

[QuestionAuthority]

How many niggers does it take to bury a nigger?
Atotal of five - four will carry the coffin and another one will hold a boombox.

Why do you people always make jokes about blacks?

Because they think it's funny when generally it's not.

No black jokes, eh. Ok

How was copper wire created?  A penny was in between two jews.


What is the difference between a Jew and a canoe?.........Canoes tip

[Kiki112]

How many niggers does it take to bury a nigger?
Atotal of five - four will carry the coffin and another one will hold a boombox.

Why do you people always make jokes about blacks?

Because they think it's funny when generally it's not.

No black jokes, eh. Ok

How was copper wire created?  A penny was in between two jews.


What is the difference between a Jew and a canoe?.........Canoes tip

no black jokes but Jew jokes are okay?

that's racist

[hilariousandco]

Racial humour is ok, but the jokes have to actually be funny - the ones in here aren't. Bottom of the barrel stuff.

[cybershawrk]

this is a good one (no offense)

There's a black guy a Mexican guy a Asian guy and a white guy on a plane the captain says were too heavy please throw out any extra items you may have
the Mexican guy says we have a lot of these in my country and throws out a bag of beans the Asian guy says we got a lot of these in my country and throws out a bag of rice the black guy says we got of these in my country and throws out some grits the white guy says we got a lot of these in my country and throws out the  Mexican guy.

lol sorry for the racism

[lynn_402]

What's a ghost's favourite Queen song?
Booooohemian Rhapsody.

[Phinnaeus Gage]

this is a good one (no offense)

There's a black guy a Mexican guy a Asian guy and a white guy on a plane the captain says were too heavy please throw out any extra items you may have
the Mexican guy says we have a lot of these in my country and throws out a bag of beans the Asian guy says we got a lot of these in my country and throws out a bag of rice the black guy says we got of these in my country and throws out some grits the white guy says we got a lot of these in my country and throws out the  Mexican guy.

lol sorry for the racism

...and throws out the Mexican guy, whereupon Captain Hilariousandco said, "Now, that's funny!"

Full disclosure: My brother-in-law, Martin Basurto is a spic, my niece had a baby due to fucking her nigger boyfriend, and I have a couple cousins who are queers. BTW, my lugan dad, oftentimes referring to himself as a fuckin' DP, had no love for useless Polacks.

This reminds me, I can't wait to see my bowling ball nephew this weekend so that I can fatten him up some more so that he reaches regulation weight by spring league season, having already position his nose and eye sockets for a nice grip and smooth release.