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February 24, 2014, 11:32:48 AM Last edit: February 24, 2014, 09:40:30 PM by Kiki112 |
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i heard this earlier and laughed so hard yo momma so fat she jumped in the air and got stuck lol ps no offense to mothers ![Grin](https://bitcointalk.org/Smileys/default/grin.gif) why are planets spinning around? because they got in your mommas orbit ![Cheesy](https://bitcointalk.org/Smileys/default/cheesy.gif)
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February 24, 2014, 12:46:18 PM |
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you want a joke??? here is: "give me some of your BTC" you can deposite here: 1FxCUCAij9FT9fXQSqYHHMiaELhRTAhui6
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February 24, 2014, 09:40:10 PM |
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q. whats the best way to see a flying saucer
a.trip the waiter
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Kiki112
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February 24, 2014, 09:41:19 PM |
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what do you say when your flat screen TV starts floating around in the middle of the night?
drop it niggah!
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February 24, 2014, 11:00:35 PM |
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I think someone may have done the flatscreen one earlier. lol i'ts still a really funny joke though.
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February 25, 2014, 01:09:15 AM |
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what do you say when your flat screen TV starts floating around in the middle of the night?
drop it niggah!
like he is invisible?
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Crypto world is on the way to eruption.
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February 25, 2014, 01:43:16 AM |
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Rumor in the pasture was that the rancher was getting a new bull.
His three bulls were discussing this pending event. "I've been here for five years and have earned my keep. I service 100 cows and won't be giving any up to some new comer." Boasts bull one. "Well, sir, I've been here for three years and have 30 cows to keep happy. I'm doing a good job and don't need any help from outsiders." Says bull two. Bull three chimes in, "Well, even though I'm the youngest, you have allowed me my 10 cows and I'm not gonna give any of that up now!" About that time, up pulls an 18-wheeler, and off thunders the biggest, meanest, strongest bull the three had ever seen. "Well, maybe 100 cows are too many. I'm getting along in years and could use some help. He can have 50 of my cows." Says bull one. "I'm still young and want to fool around a bit. 50 cows are not worth dying over. He can have 20 of my cows." Agrees bull two. Bull three lowers his head, starts snorting and pawing the earth like a wild demon. Bull two looks at him and says, "Are you crazy, he'll kill you and take your cows!" "Heck, he can HAVE my cows," replies bull three, "I just want to make sure he knows that I'M A BULL!"
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February 25, 2014, 01:58:25 AM |
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It's in Swedish so sorry (came up with it own my own)
Alla barnen hade kui på perrongen förutom Sigbert för han rålade ta tåget till efterlivet!
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Turn off the news and read. Watch Psywar, learn something important about our society and PR, why and how it got started and how it brainwashes you.
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February 25, 2014, 02:20:51 AM |
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Why is divorce so expensive?
Because it is worth it.
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February 25, 2014, 02:31:13 AM |
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I will tell you a
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Joke.
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February 25, 2014, 02:34:30 AM |
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A white guy a black guy and a Mexican meet this prostitute white guy screws her horns pop out and he gets scared and jumps out the window black guy screws her horns pop out gets really scared and jumps out the window Mexican guy goes in screws the prostitute horns pop out and he says odele handle bars
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February 25, 2014, 03:07:28 PM |
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It's in Swedish so sorry (came up with it own my own)
Alla barnen hade kui på perrongen förutom Sigbert för han rålade ta tåget till efterlivet!
Literally Translated: "All the children had kui on the platform besides Sigbert for he radiated take the train to the afterlife!"
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Kiki112
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February 25, 2014, 06:26:14 PM |
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A common curse in Croatia literally translated means "I fuck everything on your list" ![Cheesy](https://bitcointalk.org/Smileys/default/cheesy.gif) ![](https://ip.bitcointalk.org/?u=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.forodecostarica.com%2Fattachments%2F211072d1343669014-paula-brenes-true-story-barney-stinson-29297428-575-858.jpg&t=665&c=8OdQpluydi8Qzw)
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February 26, 2014, 03:54:23 AM |
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Wise words from ancient Chinese philosopher Confucius:
American baseball all wrong...man with 4 balls is not going to walk.
Horny man who going through airport turnstile sideways is going to Bangkok.
Woman who trip on dead rooster is going down on limp cock.
Man who beat his meat in bank vault going to come into money.
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February 26, 2014, 04:16:11 AM |
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Warning, dark humor.
What's the difference between Hitler and the Boston Marathon Bombers? The bombers could end a race.
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February 26, 2014, 04:21:36 AM |
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I'm not saying she is a slut, but if her vagina had a password, it would be 1234
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February 26, 2014, 01:51:08 PM |
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I'm not saying she is a slut, but if her vagina had a password, it would be 1234
or..."Guest"
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February 26, 2014, 01:57:02 PM |
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I'm not saying she is a slut, but if her vagina had a password, it would be 1234
You sure it wouldn't be "admin"? lol
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February 26, 2014, 05:18:56 PM |
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Superman and Chuck Norris once bet on an arm wrestling match. The loser had to wear his underwear on the outside of his clothes.
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Kiki112
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February 26, 2014, 09:13:11 PM |
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Warning, dark humor.
What's the difference between Hitler and the Boston Marathon Bombers? The bombers could end a race.
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that's wrong in so many ways and I don't think that because it's twisted, I think that because 1.they didn't end the race, the bomb exploded in the middle or something I think? 2.Hitler did a pretty good job, there are almost no Jews left in Europe
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